What you DON'T want to hear in a tattoo parlor


Ad Astra

 

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(Courtesy of Sam and Max, Freelance Police)

Hang on, I'm trying to unclog the needle.


BackAlleyBrawler: I can't facepalm this post hard enough.
ShoNuff: If sophisticated = bro-mantically emo-tastic, then I'm going to keep to my Shonen loving simplicity dammit.

 

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for just 9,000 dollars more we could do the whole picture


 

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Did I tell you that I've never done this before?


 

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"Let's hope I don't cause major paralysis this time."


 

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ooops, you said Samuel, right?


 

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Oops, I ran out of room in that heart. I hope you don't mind Bob instead of Bobbie!


 

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You don't mind if I change the channel do you?


Comic and Hero/Villain Culture
Saturday January 29th, 2005 (12:37 PM) ~ Monday August 9th, 2010
Those Who Lived It Will Remember Long after your Ban Hammer Crumbles and the servers flicker dead.
We Will Remember This One Moment In Time! ~ Shadow Ravenwolf

 

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Yeah, I don't really know how to draw a flaming skull. How about a pink bunny instead?


to TO THE END!
Villains are those who dedicate their lives to causing mayhem. Villians are people from the planet Villia!

 

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Uhhh.... We were out of red ink, and uh... i figured since you were bleeding anyway...


 

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............oops.


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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Aw, crap! I lost the needle under your skin...


 

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What I like best about this job is playing connect the dots!


 

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I couldn't draw a guitar, so I did a banjo instead.


 

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Screaming makes it all better!


 

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Look what I found.

Put it back before it's too late!


 

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Oops, this needle doesn't have ink! Let me start over.


 

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Hey! Who switched the ink with printer toner???


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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Where'd I set my beer?


I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.
Thomas Jefferson

 

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Isn't it great that I am legally blind and can still have a job?


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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Hey, your fiance just called to let you know it's all over if you get that tatoo after all.... I have a cousin who just went through her fifth divorce, so she's available!


 

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being colorblind has no effect on my artistic ability...


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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..ok, so how do you draw a circle again?


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�