What you DON'T want to hear in a tattoo parlor
By
Ad Astra,
Posted on: 2009-01-22 17:49 in Forum Games
"What?! Another customer died?"
Oh [BEEP] for to tell you I am Hep C +
Lead Squirrel at Dr. E Spider robotic site #643
Nothing saids its your spot like an ourob. Portal dropped on the ground.
OUCH!!! QUIT POKING MY A_ _ WITH THAT, IT HURTS!!
This is gonna take longer than other places. We do Tat By Number, here.
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Biggest Troll on the forums? I'll give you a hint:
Dude come here! I think I just hit bone!
*cough, cough hack cough, cough hack almost vomit spit*
you said you wanted mucas green for a color, right?
You look like that punk I saw crawling OUT of my daughter's bedroom window when I got home 3 days ago....*Turns on needle* ....just....try to relax...this IS going to hurt....ALOT 
Do you like parties? Dude, I met this totally hot chick at a rave last night. I'll just say that the party didn't end where it started if you know what I mean. I got her name and number though; <insert your girlfriend's name> has such a sexy ring to it, we're meeting again tonight.
Did I mention that I failed art class all throughout school? But dont worry, I draw the most awesome stick figures you've ever seen.
All I can do is Hello Kitty.
"I'm a little new at this, I just started. Actually this is my first one on a live person. You're okay with that, right? Hey, if I mess up anything, I'll give you a discount!"
or
"Oh, crap! Uh, don't look, okay? I can fix it!"
"Hey, Jack!....let me have your customer."
"What?...No, he's mine. Get your own."
"I'll give you 2 cartons of Pall Malls."
"WHAT?! Darnit, Kenny, stop acting like you're still in Pelican Bay state prison!"
"Ok, ok. My bad.....make 4 cartons and a bar of soap"
"I'm out of needles, so I'm using toothpicks, is that a problem?"
Quote:
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Originally Posted by Dechs Kaison See, it's gems like these that make me check Claws' post history every once in a while to make sure I haven't missed anything good lately. |
Is that a tumor?
Ooooooo a butterfly
when you ordered an unicorn
So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.
PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m
(halfway finished with the tattoo)
Dang it.... I always forget to sterilize the needle....
Guy 1: I want my tatoo to say "I love Samantha"
Guy 2: That's my daughter's name....*turns on needle* What was your name again?...
All I got is "Bertha" "Big Bertha" "Bertha Sat Here" and "Bertha on Top of Oum-Poppa Mound Mound"
Take yer pick 
*phone rings*
Tattoo Artist into phone: "You mixed WHAT with the ink!?"
Or...
"Hopefully this one won't turn into another blood donation"
So, after we're done inking you, we'll add glitter to it. Since it's still fresh, the glitter should set in, and become a permanent part of the tat.
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Biggest Troll on the forums? I'll give you a hint:
Now that was the Sta-Puft marshmallow man you wanted right? Cuz it's almost done now ...
so thats when we became a tattoo parlor
after almost anything
I'LL STAB THE NEXT GUY WHO COMES THROUGH THAT DOOR!!!!
Do you mind if we use used tattoo ink?
[said to a Hell's Angel]
"Oh, you wanted tats!! I thought you wanted ti....um, nevermind."