And then...
suddenly, out of nowhere, Kheldarn drops into this story! I realized that he was trapped here with me. We were stuck together! And then...
I realized I was totally obsessed with Kheldarn, and needed therapy. I immediatly went to see Dr. Drew, and then...
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�
He told me the best thing to do would be to shoot Kheldarn. Repeatedly. In the face, if I could. And then...
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I suddenly heard the song "The Kat's int the Kettle @ the Peiking Moon" & realized Fred Flinstone wasn't the only questionable ingreadient in the food. So I stopped shooting & forked myself some food and then . . . .
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I found my long lost cat "SnowMeow". I remember when she used to curl up at the foot of my bunk. I decided to pull out some Russion spores I had found to reanimate her and then...
She reanimated and turned into a cat girl, and then...
All the anime fanboys dropped their Pocky and went "SQUEEE!" and then...
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the cat girl went "SQUEEE!", I went "SQUEEE!", all the midgets in green jumpsuits went "SQUEEE!". midgets? I looked around. yep, chinese restaurant. and then...
a patron began to choke on his moo shu pork...and then...
There was more SQUEEE! And then...
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I finished the meal off by opening my fortune cookie. It had a secret, encoded message on it! and then...
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�
The cellphone police broke through the windows, slammed me to the floor, and like told me I had exceeded my daytime limit on minutes but they would cut me a break y'know if I signed up for their new plan but if I didn't, they would like pester me with spam emails and phone calls until I finally gave in, but I said "Up yours, facists, I like work for Mel Brooks" but omg they didn't get the joke since they then like...
*takes a deep breath*
...proceeded to slam my face into the floor until I finally gave up and signed their stupid contract, but the jokes on them 'cause I like signed it "Jack Emmert" y'know so they can now start hounding him 24/7 both like in person and online. And then...
[genki girl mode /off]
since plastic surgery was not a feasible option, I took the bus to Walmart to find a ski mask that was me and then...
I saw Jason Voorhees in the ski mask aisle, 'cause apparently he broke his while he was doing...whatever he does, so with his experience with different ski mask brands I got a good deal in choosing what I was looking for. And then...
I remembered that Jason Vorhees uses a HOCKEY mask. Boy did I feel like an idiot. But that didn't last long, because then Jason STABBED ME IN THE FACE WITH HIS MACHETTE! OH GAWDS THE PAIN! THE PAIN! And then...
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that dude Freddy Myers came at me with a chainsaw, screaming "You're my bloody valentine!"...and then
I remembered how much the Freddy Vs Jason movie sucked balls and wished they had never even tried to give it any type of "story" and just made it a blood bath instead. But I realized that I had said that outloud with Jason right there... And then....
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Jason began to ramble on about how often he's mentioned that to the directors, yet they continually ignored him! And then...
Jason visited a shrink shortly afterwards to talk about his childhood. And then....
THE TRAP WAS SPRUNG!!
and then...
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The shrink got him to remove his mask and reveal himself!! and then...
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�
I found myself back in that Chinese place. Again. Once more. And then...
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Some idiot named Jack Burton burst in through the window screaming "I just escaped from Detroit so I'm here to kick gum and chew [censored], and I'm all out of [censored]!" but his buddy reminded him it was the wrong movie and not to say censored words and besides, we all thought he was dead, and then...
someone lost his kilt, which made several people dry heave... and then...
...i recalled a mad scientist came up with a crazy new way for people to get their vitamins. and then...