And then...


Ad Astra

 

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...i recalled a mad scientist came up with a crazy new way for people to get their vitamins. and then...


 

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suddenly, out of nowhere, Kheldarn drops into this story! I realized that he was trapped here with me. We were stuck together! And then...


 

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I realized I was totally obsessed with Kheldarn, and needed therapy. I immediatly went to see Dr. Drew, and then...


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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I suddenly heard the song "The Kat's int the Kettle @ the Peiking Moon" & realized Fred Flinstone wasn't the only questionable ingreadient in the food. So I stopped shooting & forked myself some food and then . . . .


Confusion is Lord & Chaos is my Best Friend!! Shall I introduce you??
MArc# 5232 Bastet's Unleashing *a Solo-able arc*
Gae'Atha- lvl 50 Emp/Ele/Psi Def
Sekmet's Fel Blood- lvl 50 Rad/Ther/GW Corr

 

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I found my long lost cat "SnowMeow". I remember when she used to curl up at the foot of my bunk. I decided to pull out some Russion spores I had found to reanimate her and then...


Comic and Hero/Villain Culture
Saturday January 29th, 2005 (12:37 PM) ~ Monday August 9th, 2010
Those Who Lived It Will Remember Long after your Ban Hammer Crumbles and the servers flicker dead.
We Will Remember This One Moment In Time! ~ Shadow Ravenwolf

 

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She reanimated and turned into a cat girl, and then...


 

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All the anime fanboys dropped their Pocky and went "SQUEEE!" and then...


"I am a Tank. I am your first choice, I am your last hope." -- Rune Bull

"Durability is the quintessential super-power. " -- Sailboat

 

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the cat girl went "SQUEEE!", I went "SQUEEE!", all the midgets in green jumpsuits went "SQUEEE!". midgets? I looked around. yep, chinese restaurant. and then...


City of Heroes was my first MMO, & my favorite computer game.

R.I.P.
Chyll - Bydand - Violynce - Enyrgos - Rylle - Nephryte - Solyd - Fettyr - Hyposhock - Styrling - Beryllos - Rosyc
Horryd - Myriam - Dysquiet - Ghyr
Vanysh - Eldrytch
Inflyct - Mysron - Orphyn - Dysmay - Reapyr - - Wyldeman - Hydeous

 

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a patron began to choke on his moo shu pork...and then...


 

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I finished the meal off by opening my fortune cookie. It had a secret, encoded message on it! and then...


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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The cellphone police broke through the windows, slammed me to the floor, and like told me I had exceeded my daytime limit on minutes but they would cut me a break y'know if I signed up for their new plan but if I didn't, they would like pester me with spam emails and phone calls until I finally gave in, but I said "Up yours, facists, I like work for Mel Brooks" but omg they didn't get the joke since they then like...

*takes a deep breath*

...proceeded to slam my face into the floor until I finally gave up and signed their stupid contract, but the jokes on them 'cause I like signed it "Jack Emmert" y'know so they can now start hounding him 24/7 both like in person and online. And then...

[genki girl mode /off]


 

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since plastic surgery was not a feasible option, I took the bus to Walmart to find a ski mask that was me and then...


 

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I saw Jason Voorhees in the ski mask aisle, 'cause apparently he broke his while he was doing...whatever he does, so with his experience with different ski mask brands I got a good deal in choosing what I was looking for. And then...


 

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that dude Freddy Myers came at me with a chainsaw, screaming "You're my bloody valentine!"...and then


 

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I remembered how much the Freddy Vs Jason movie sucked balls and wished they had never even tried to give it any type of "story" and just made it a blood bath instead. But I realized that I had said that outloud with Jason right there... And then....



@The Omega Elementress
Currently playing Project Willow lvl 50 DB/WP Incarnate Shifted Scrapper

 

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Jason began to ramble on about how often he's mentioned that to the directors, yet they continually ignored him! And then...


 

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Jason visited a shrink shortly afterwards to talk about his childhood. And then....


 

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THE TRAP WAS SPRUNG!!

and then...


I play all my toons like a blaster: I die a lot.

global handle: @Pepsiman
Wii Code: 5292 9629 8964 1440
XBL: IndyBanzai

 

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The shrink got him to remove his mask and reveal himself!! and then...


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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Some idiot named Jack Burton burst in through the window screaming "I just escaped from Detroit so I'm here to kick gum and chew [censored], and I'm all out of [censored]!" but his buddy reminded him it was the wrong movie and not to say censored words and besides, we all thought he was dead, and then...


 

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someone lost his kilt, which made several people dry heave... and then...