after the Tsoo amburshed him, they ambushed him, and then...
They stole his skirt, and ran down the street, laughing and giggling like little Tsool girls. And then...
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the buzzer rang.
and then...
I play all my toons like a blaster: I die a lot.
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I decided this all made it clear that I needed to get a new kilt, having lost my old one and watched the Tsoo run off with it. So, I prepared myself for the horrible screams and shouts in public (my face really is a mess now) I hurried to the local 'Ye Olde Kilt and Draperies Shoppe'. I wondered what tartan I'd get this time, while whistling a little ditty.
And then...
City of Heroes was my first MMO, & my favorite computer game.
R.I.P.
Chyll - Bydand - Violynce - Enyrgos - Rylle - Nephryte - Solyd - Fettyr - Hyposhock - Styrling - Beryllos - Rosyc
Horryd - Myriam - Dysquiet - Ghyr
Vanysh - Eldrytch
Inflyct - Mysron - Orphyn - Dysmay - Reapyr - - Wyldeman - Hydeous
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman leaped out from behind the kilt rack, screaming "Show me your war face!!! Don't you have a $#@$# war face????" ... and then
We were suddenly, but not surprisingly, teleported back to the Chinese restraunt with the midgets in green jumpsuits. And then...
they broke out the beef jerky.
and then...
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I said, "Beef jerky? PFFFT! It's Slim Jim or nothing! SNAP IN TO A SLIM JIM!"
And then...
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I became lycanthropic, went "AHWOOOO" and ripped some holes in my shirt. No one really cared...and then...
The ghost of Warren Zevon appeared and started singing "Werewolves of London" which started the midgets dancing on the tables with Chinese menus in their hands and then....
"I am a Tank. I am your first choice, I am your last hope." -- Rune Bull
"Durability is the quintessential super-power. " -- Sailboat
they were all shot to pieces by Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner...and then...
the NRA showed up with lawyers, guns, and money, and then...
I glupped down some Mountain Dew and then...
I got a cramp in my throat because glupping is dangerous and then...
"I am a Tank. I am your first choice, I am your last hope." -- Rune Bull
"Durability is the quintessential super-power. " -- Sailboat
I was arrested and learned that glupping in public was a felony...and then...
I got a really good lawyer that convinced the judge that it wasn't my fault because I was an addict so I wound up in the Ziggy Zaggy Clinic for Glupaholics where I was forced to dress in nothing but chartreuse hospital gowns and then...
"I am a Tank. I am your first choice, I am your last hope." -- Rune Bull
"Durability is the quintessential super-power. " -- Sailboat
They decided that I was just too ugly to keep incercerated, so they let me go. However, they refused to give me back my clothes, and pushed me out into the street, naked. And then...
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some odd fellow named Forrest Glump came to my aid...holding two ping pong paddles...and then...
Well, I can't really say what happened next, this is a family thread; suffice it to say, I was naked, Forrest has ping-pong paddles, and I now walk funny.
Do the math.
...and then...
"I may," he said with a grin that would have sent sane men scampering for the trees, "have been imagining it."
I found that I had wandered right in front of a local Thrift Store. I went inside and purchased some retro clothing, and I looked cool! As soon as I stepped outside there was a flash of light, and then...
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.� I was back in the chinese restaurant, and then...
I asked the waitress where the Hibachi grill was. Everyone laughed and pointed... and then...
I realized I was sitting on it. Imagine my shame! And then...
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I jumped off the grill onto the karaoke stage, just as they started to play Tina Turner's "Private Dancer" song, and then...
He started to go home and he was amburshed by the Tsoo! And then...