And then...


Ad Astra

 

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some big dude named Ike started beating on meh...and then...


 

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The astral form of Tina Turner came to me in a beam of diva-light and gave me the Karaoke Crown, with a warning that with great power came great responsibility, and then...


 

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Stan Lee asked me for my phone number... and then...


 

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He called Jenny, and she told him I was a superhero in disguise! When he found out my secret identity he rushed off to create a new comic about me. And then...


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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It was a huge hit and they decided to immediately turn it into a film, but it was several months before a dozen different writers could agree on a script. And then...


 

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I decided to get even and castrate him with a rusty spoon...And then...


Comic and Hero/Villain Culture
Saturday January 29th, 2005 (12:37 PM) ~ Monday August 9th, 2010
Those Who Lived It Will Remember Long after your Ban Hammer Crumbles and the servers flicker dead.
We Will Remember This One Moment In Time! ~ Shadow Ravenwolf

 

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I Poured Dettol over the gaping wound, ensure not only a "clean" wound but increadable amounts of pain at the same time . . . and then


Confusion is Lord & Chaos is my Best Friend!! Shall I introduce you??
MArc# 5232 Bastet's Unleashing *a Solo-able arc*
Gae'Atha- lvl 50 Emp/Ele/Psi Def
Sekmet's Fel Blood- lvl 50 Rad/Ther/GW Corr

 

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I was met with the vengeance of all the super heroes and villains he ever created, including their spin-offs, clones, alternate dimension selves, and the dead ones...because death is always easier to cure than a hangnail. And then...


 

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Stan came to my rescue and stopped them from harming me, saying it was a test to bring them all together. (He showed everyone he was still 'intact' and we all had a good laugh.) Then he revealed the plan behind this massive hero gathering. And then...


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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the manure hit the fan! Stan got...


 

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splattered with about 80lbs of <censored> and as he opened his mouth to speak, and then ...


 

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I puked 5 gallons worth of disgust...and then...


 

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All the heroes and variations there of also puked 5 gallons worth of disgust, creating a massive tidal wave of disgust flowing through the city streets resulting in mass chaos. And then..


 

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I14 hit the test server and it got real quiet and then....


"I am a Tank. I am your first choice, I am your last hope." -- Rune Bull

"Durability is the quintessential super-power. " -- Sailboat

 

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the test server pukes 5 gallons worth of disgust...and then


 

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A huge tidal wave crashed thru the streets and washed away all the "stuff", and then ...


 

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A pack of dogs arrived and licked everything clean and then....


"I am a Tank. I am your first choice, I am your last hope." -- Rune Bull

"Durability is the quintessential super-power. " -- Sailboat

 

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they just kept licking...and licking...and then


 

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A loud crunching sound was heard thru the entire city, and all of a sudden Statesman showed up and then ...