...he walked in and some rats followed. He walked to the table where I was strapped and moved a bright light overhead...I couldn't see anything and then....
he began to sew meat onto my bones...it was meat from a badger, an armadillo and a tapeworm. And then...
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.� I became the Frankimal, the moon was full...I heard howling and then....
I realized it was ME!. A talent agent heard me and wanted me to sing lead for a heavy metal band. And then...
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.� I Accepted. It was called Living Death. And then...
After one song we got booed off the stage and disbanded. I went to see a plastic surgeon to correct my skin problem. And then...
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.� The plastic surgeon made it worse. And then ...
I joined a circus as a sideshow to make money. And then...
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.� I met the bearded lady and then....
she ironed the wrinkles out of my skin and I shaved off her beard. We both left the circus and started a business together. And then...
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.� she left me for someone else. I packed up and sold shop and then..
Someone made an AE arc about this. And then ...
I realized that this forum started off fun, but has been ridiculously stupid since page 10 or so. So instead, I left this forum and entered this one . And then...
I blew out my birthday candles which lit the curtains on fire and then...
The Kool-Aid man came crashing through the wall screaming "OH YEAH!", and then...
My wish was corrupted and then....
Came the Balrog of Morgoth! and then...
I blurred the lines of some more games. And then...
I got a totally awesome idea and then ......
I went back to the Chinese restaurant to grab my spoincloth and some orange chicken. I told the head cook, Wun Hung Lo, about my adventures. Soon, the midgets gathered around and attacked me again! And then...
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.� The midgets chopped me up and served me their chinese dishes. And then ...
Everyone raved that I was the best orange chicken they ever ate! After travelling through many septic systems, I rejoined myself and emerged near the ocean. There, I was confronted by a sea creature! And then...
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.� Michael Jackson had a heart attack, the poor guy died. And then
his loyal fans paid tribute for eternity and then...
I woke up, strapped to an operating table. An attractive, red-haired nurse entered the room and said, "Good morning; Dr. Vahzilok will be here shortly."
*over-the-top evil music*
And then...