And then...


Ad Astra

 

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The dog smelled the dog food and went to investigate the flytrap and the flytrap ate the dog!!! And then....


 

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The flytrap got a serious case of indigestion! That dog was spoiled! The flytrap looked in the medicine cabinet for some peptobismol, and then....


 

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The flytrap got pulled into another dimension, where it was promptly gobbled up by undead cacti.

Too bad it didn't know that my "medicine cabinet" was really a portal to the...Twilight Zone.

[insert Twlight Zone theme here]


 

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Suddenly a tiny spaceship landed on a giant woman's roof. Then a little boy named Anthony sent the spaceship to the cornfield then spoke to his dead grandma on his toy phone. And then...


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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A guy walked up to the spaceship and exploded. And then...


 

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I was blaste out of the cornfield and sent back in time.
And then...


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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A dinosaur ate me, and then ...


 

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a bigger dinosaur ate the dinosaur that ate me and then...


 

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I decided to stop the food chain demonstration in its tracks and summoned all my nerdy powers.

[insert explosive sound effect here]

I broke through all the dino flesh and bone. I was free. So I grabbed a garden hose and started rinsing myself off, and then...


 

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*calls in chief editor to yell at Kheldarn*


 

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I got shotted, and thens...


 

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The bullet was sent to a forensic lab. They discovered that it contained a strange living organism. And then...


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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The bullet disolved into a gooey mess of genetic soup that started oozing towards the forensic tech. And then...


 

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he covered his mangina with the spoon (made it into a spoincloth) and climbed ot top of a high cabinet. The ooze slithered under the door and escaped and headed for King's Row. And then...


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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The ooze oozed its way into the AE building and began exploiting players and missions. A GM showed up to contain it, but it one shotted him and took his wallet.

I dialed 911, and then...


 

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All the heroes at the King's Row AE building teamed up to fight this goo! And then....


 

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the goo beat all the heroes in CoH, and then ...


 

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it oozed itself over to redside and died of boredom.

And then...


 

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I went to Icon to get a costume that no one had EVER seen before. It had to be one that no one could ever copy, a one of a kind. And then...


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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Serge told me the ICON shop had to shut down becouse of the bad economy, and then...


 

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I went and sold a carpload of things at WW and gave Sege the influence. After weeping like a little girl, he reopened ICON and created a unique costume for me. And then...


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�