I fell for so long, I fell back out of the hole, and then....
I walked backwards into the future and stumbled over the present. And then...
I kisses a handsome prince, but he turned into a frog. And then...
I was covered in warts. I went looking for a doctor to cure me, but had to go back into the hole to find one. And then...
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.� I fell back into the black hole... but it turned out to be a wormhole!!! (stupid gravity doms) I was teleported onto a stage where I was forced to dance around the stage like a monkey! And then...
Micheal Jackson was in the audience and wanted to adopt me. And then....
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.� I ran away and let Angelina Jolie adopt me instead. And then...
She ran away. I decided to head for the sticks and get raised by wolves (again). So I got down on all fours...and then...
I started chasing rabbits until I caught one. And then...
I got down on all fours... again, but this time with the rabbit... and then...
I ate the rabbit... and then ...
I yelled, "There's a hare in mah food!" People came running, and a lawyer told me I could sue. And then...
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.� We went to court and I had to cough up the hair to prove it was in mah food. And then...
The judge found me in direct contempt and sentenced me to death by lagging.
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So I was brought to a cell where I would be forced to play CoH with a dial-up connection. I began to weep...and then...
A rousing chorus broke out with all the inmates "Nobody knows..."
The guards ran screaming from the building. I packed up and climbed the wall. and then...
City of Heroes was my first MMO, & my favorite computer game.
R.I.P.
Chyll - Bydand - Violynce - Enyrgos - Rylle - Nephryte - Solyd - Fettyr - Hyposhock - Styrling - Beryllos - Rosyc
Horryd - Myriam - Dysquiet - Ghyr
Vanysh - Eldrytch
Inflyct - Mysron - Orphyn - Dysmay - Reapyr - - Wyldeman - Hydeous
I woke up, realizing it was all just a bad dream. And then ...
As I was sucking my thumb, I heard a knock on the door. It was the UPS guy, again. He wanted to slap me, again. So I let him in and then...
I invited him in for tea. I was startled to find I was all out of crumpets.
and then...
City of Heroes was my first MMO, & my favorite computer game.
R.I.P.
Chyll - Bydand - Violynce - Enyrgos - Rylle - Nephryte - Solyd - Fettyr - Hyposhock - Styrling - Beryllos - Rosyc
Horryd - Myriam - Dysquiet - Ghyr
Vanysh - Eldrytch
Inflyct - Mysron - Orphyn - Dysmay - Reapyr - - Wyldeman - Hydeous
He broke down and wept! I'd found his weakness: crumpet depravation! I began kicking him in the ribs while he was down...and then...
The UPS guy transformed into a 50 foot story monster, and ate me. I feel into the monsters stomach, and then ....
Pulled off a Men In Black and exploded my way out of the monster's stomach (silly cockroach)... and then...
I wet myself, again. And then...
I changed my wet spoincloth and felt much better. After a while I went into my backyard and sat on my swing...I noticed a strange and beautiful plant growing in the flower bed. I went to examine it and then...
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.� I realized it was a fly trap. It kept saying "feed me". I was a little nervous, so i gave it some of the dog's food. And then...
I wasn't paying attention where I was walking and fell into a hole. I fell, and fell and fell, and then...