There was stamping of feet, gnashing of teeth, and wailing.
"No more cheek pinching, you cheek pinchers!!"
I looked around to see where all the racket was coming from. And then...
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It was the DWCP (Down With Cheek Pinching) protest group holding signs and getting unruly. They came toward me. And then...
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�
I flashed them my fake union card and they backed off.
But I quickly realized that they retreated for another reason. I sensed something ominous sneaking up behind me.
I turned around...and then...
STATESMAN PINCHED MEH AGAIN!....
and then..........(?)
He kissed me. A big, fat, wet one. I think he slipped me something... And then...
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I realized it was someone else dressed in a Statesman costume. I Pulled off his mask...and then...
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.� It was Bill Clinton! He apologized and told me that I reminded him of one of his interns. I told him I never voted for him...and then...
He punched right through me, and then...
I said 'OW' and he slowly vanished before my eyes, laughing maniacally. I was in a room surrounded by ghosts. I ran down the dark spooky hallways and came to another room. Slowly I opened the door.There was an empty soda can on the floor. And then...
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.� I heard a SQUEEE! And then...
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I rubbed the can and a tiny blue pepsiman came out. He belched and offered to grant me 3 wishes. I started thinking about what I wanted, and then...
I made three wishes that were granted that changed my life. And then...
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.� my life didn't change at all. I rubbed the can again, hoping that the little blue pepsiman would come out...so I could kill him. And then...
Unfortunately the little blue pepsiman didnt come out...
Lucky did and ran away with his lucky charms. 
And then...
I cried for a bit, then picked myself up and went off to buy a new spoincloth...mine was very tarnished after all my adventures. I started walking down a long, winding road and then...
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.� I died, and then...
I got rezzed and then...
I had debt. And then...
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Pacman ate it all, the hungry bas****
and then...
he asploded and I was covered in debt-goo, so I went into a gas station bathroom and washed off. And then...
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.� The toilets exploded, and I was covered in poo. And then ...
As I got up, I looked behind me and saw a giant green poo monster! And then....
I realized that this story has become so stupid, I must have absolutely no social life. And then...
I pinched his left butt cheek. And then...
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