I took some Immodium and laid down for a nap. When I woke up I was surrounded by cartoon characters from my childhood. They wanted me to go somewhere with them, so I followed them down the road. And then...
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.� The wicked witch appeared and turned one of the cartoon charaters into a frog. And then...
There were flying monkeys everywhere. They held me down as the wicked witch came toward me. Her lips were curled in a snarl, and she cackled as she rubbed her gnarled hands together. And then...
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.� ...she did a lap dance. And then...
After I threw up, I managed to escape to Witch Mountain. And then...
Remember that every good friend was once a stranger.
...I made a sequel or two, only to have to race back. And then...
Someone beat me. I was sad. And then...
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My fairy godmother appeared to grant me a wish to make me happy. I thought and thought and finally came up with the perfect wish. And then...
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.� I began my wish, "I wish that--" A sneeze interrupted my wish!!! And then...
My fairy godmother slapped me on the head for getting snot on her wings and vanished. Yep...I blew it again.
So I stood there...trying to think of a reason not to seek professional help, and then...
It dawned on me that I could become a dev in a popular online game, so off I set to seek my fortune. And then...
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.� I remembered I was lost in the woods. And then...
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I ran into a group of guys with missing teeth and shotguns.
One said I looked "purdy". And then...
He shot the shotgun and said "now you don't muha ha haahahaha!" But he forgot I was a hero and the bullets bounced off me. So then...
I punched them all out and left the woods. While walking along the road, a clowncar pulled up and asked if I wanted a ride. I climbed in and we headed for the circus. And then...
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�
after about 25 minutes I asked, "Are we there yet?"
...
They promptly tossed me out of the car and I rolled down an embankment. I eventually reached the bottom, and then...
I met a fish that said it would grant me three wishes if I let it live, which I didn't know I was threatening its life, but I seized the moment. And then...
I squished the fish.
Couldn't resist.
And then...
I had to find somewhere to wash the fish guts off my hands, so we stopped at a gas station. While I was scrubbing my mitts clean, the clowns took off and left me there. I started walking along the road again. And then...
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.� I realized that clowns shouldn't have taken me to the gas station, because they'd kicked me out of the car. Something fishy was going on... I stopped in the middle of the road to think about it, and then...
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I realized my wallet was gone, and then...
I found some purples on the ground. And then...
I decided to go to Wentworth's to sell them. Heading over a big hill I saw the fabulous Lost Wages, Novada! I went into the Seizure's Palace casino where they accepted purples to gamble with. And then...
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.� I noticed Tom Cruise and Dustin Hofman were at the next table, wearing matching suits, and winning big. So I walked over to get a closer look, and then...
I pooped my pants. And then...