The battery ran down in my laptop, so I decided to try and get out of the dark forest. After trudging through the dense undergrowth I came to a clearing. I was amazed at what I saw! And then...
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.� Castle stood before me in all his glory and flew me out of the forest. He took me back home and flew out into the night sky like a knight in shining armor...then I realized my powers were gone. And then...
I needed to regain my powers. I went to Ouroborus to see if I could retrain, beginning at level one. And then...
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.� That nasty Mender Tesseract lady said some mean, hurtful things to me. I felt a tear roll down my left cheek (face) and her hand slapping my right cheek (butt). And then...
We made out. And then...
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Some noobish troller hit me with SB and I lost control of my body (I think she liked it), and then...
I spun out of control so fast I wound up over the rainbow in Oz. I looked at my Light Fairy Pet and said, "Tutu, I don't think we're in Paragon anymore." I heard giggles from behing the foliage. And then...
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.� The giggles were coming from several midget catgirls. They promptly pounced on me and shoved huge, coughed-up hairballs down my throat. I blacked out, and then...
woke back up a few minutes later, and then...
Paragon Studios, thanks for all you've done. You've made this a great game, and a great community. I see this as six years well-spent. NCSoft, I'm seriously disappointed in you. This is not how you get or keep customers.
I decided that I was tired of taking crap and that I would make a stand. So, I challenged my neighbor to a fight.
We went at it for a good 15 seconds. He was pretty spry for an 80-year old and really knew how to use a cane. But my sleeper hold was too much for him, in the end.
As I was dressing my wounds, a van pulled up...and then...
...it drove on by, as a baby in a stroller pulled out a rocket launcher, aiming it at....
My neighbor, and I had this chance to act like a hero I always wanted to be, and then...
I peed myself again, and killed Doctor_What for it. And then...
Doctor_What reanimated as a zombeh! And then...
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i cut his head off. And then...
I played kickball with the head. And then...
As I was kicking him he bit my toe and held on. And then...
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I kicked the head with my other foot. And then...
I shook him off and corner kicked him into a sewer.
Then I thought that I might've been infected! I really did not want to start gnawing on the flesh of the living. So I went to my doctor and he referred me to a specialist.
So I was on my way to see Dr. Frank N. Stein and then...
I noticed my skin began to change color, and flies were buzzing all around me. I burst into Dr. Stein's office screaming, "Doc, ya gotta HELP me!" And then...
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.� He bit me on the pancreas. And then...
I Bit him. And Then...
I was cured because he had given himself a vaccination just before I arrived. He dressed my wounds and sent me to a plastic surgeon to fix my bite mark. And then...
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�
the "plastic surgeon" turned out to be Pamela Anderson on acid. She gave me a bizarre lap dance and bit my nose. Hard.
Then she snatched my wallet, opened it, and laughed.
At this point I started to feel a little angry, and then...
I found my laptop, and ran CoH. When I logged in, I noticed that Castle was spamming in Atlas. And then....
Paragon Studios, thanks for all you've done. You've made this a great game, and a great community. I see this as six years well-spent. NCSoft, I'm seriously disappointed in you. This is not how you get or keep customers.