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Ad Astra

 

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He peed himself. And then...


 

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There was No More and Thens!


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MArc# 5232 Bastet's Unleashing *a Solo-able arc*
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I figured my life was pretty well over with. Depressed, I went to throw myself off of a bridge and end it all. As I climbed on the railing, I suddenly remembered something! And then...


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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I ran home to watch Andy Griffith on TV Land. After all, he's almost never on and I would always be able to kill myself afterwards. Anyway, as I clicked on the TV, I heard a big rumbling sound. And then...


 

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For some reason my life flashed before my eyes, and then...


 

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I fell down and couldn't get up. And then...


 

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I realized how dull and boring I was, so I lay there and thought up a way to become more exciting. And then...


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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The UPS guy came to my door and slapped me. He didn't have a delivery for me...he just wanted to slap somebody.

Hey, I was glad I could be found useful in some way. I was just about to crack open a Pepsi, in celebration, and then...


 

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I peed myself... AGAIN! And then?


 

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I found a towl to hide the shame, and then...


 

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The pizza had strange mushrooms that made me hallucinate. And then...


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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I called a friend over to help me eat the crazy pizza. When he got there he was wearing a pink tu-tu! And then...


 

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We had to wait for the mauve elephant to cycle past. And then...


 

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We had to wait for Hillary Clinton (dressed in a black leather thong and purple mask) to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle. And then...


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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She swallowed the seedless pickle and began to choke. No one rushed to her aid. And then...


 

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I realized I was hanging out with my S&M buddy that I've been trying to avoid, and then...


 

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I told him I had to go meet someone and ran for my life. I didn't stop until I came to the edge of a dark and spooky forest. I ventured inside. And then...


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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I peed myself, and wondered why Doctor_What kept making me pee myself. And then...


 

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I got tired of wetting myself and ripped out my kidneys. After a few days of healing I went into the dreaded forest. It felt as though I was being watched.I heard a low, deep growl. And then...


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�