And then...

a semi-famouse hollywood director type walked by, said he'd seen my bun's and wanted to star them in his next movie... and then

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I slipped up my scheduling and began the spiral into attention-desperate hedonism before becoming a celebrity. And then...

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BackAlleyBrawler: I can't facepalm this post hard enough.
ShoNuff: If sophisticated = bro-mantically emo-tastic, then I'm going to keep to my Shonen loving simplicity dammit.

..I remembered that I never made it to the cleaners, and sent a fawning minion to recover my costume. Got dressed for the ball and headed to the fabulous Hollywood party. And then...

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I gotta call from a friend who needed me to help her out. I figured I'd have time to stop off at her place before the Ball. And then...

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I decided not to wait until this weekend for Double XP, hopped a plane to the west coast and stormed the NCNC offices. And then...

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"I am a Tank. I am your first choice, I am your last hope." -- Rune Bull

"Durability is the quintessential super-power. " -- Sailboat

BackAlleyBrawler was waiting for me at the door. WITH those gloves of his. I knew this couldn't end well. And then...

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Biggest Troll on the forums? I'll give you a hint:

I switched on Elude and said "You can't touch me, foo'", after which BAB proceeded to hammer me into the pavement. And then...

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i was sent to the hospital, where i got a tripple shot of morphine .. just what a big hollywood star like me neads. while there this cute looking nurse was makeing eyes at me, she asked if i knew know to play doctor...
and then...

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... the Ramones burst through the door, playing 'Teenage Lobotomy'. And then...

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I play all my toons like a blaster: I die a lot.

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Wii Code: 5292 9629 8964 1440
XBL: IndyBanzai

I said "No, no, no! Play 'I wanna be sedated'!". And then...

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They grabed me and kiddnapped me. i was taken to a secret government hideout where i was trained to be an undercover spy for the CIA... and then....

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I burped and then...

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"I am a Tank. I am your first choice, I am your last hope." -- Rune Bull

"Durability is the quintessential super-power. " -- Sailboat

... I scratched. And then...

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I play all my toons like a blaster: I die a lot.

global handle: @Pepsiman
Wii Code: 5292 9629 8964 1440
XBL: IndyBanzai

I cleared the room. And then...

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"I am a Tank. I am your first choice, I am your last hope." -- Rune Bull

"Durability is the quintessential super-power. " -- Sailboat

... i farted. And then...

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I play all my toons like a blaster: I die a lot.

global handle: @Pepsiman
Wii Code: 5292 9629 8964 1440
XBL: IndyBanzai

I sneezed. All over. There was more snot than you could believe would come from one nose. I reached for a tissue, but the box was empty! And then...

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the snot became this liveing alien and started to attack everything
and then....

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Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones broke into the room and held up this sorta pen-like thingy and said "Look at the light" and then....

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Altoholic - but a Blaster at Heart!

Originally Posted by SpyralPegacyon

"You gave us a world where we could fly. I can't thank you enough for that."

I posed for 6 shots which wound up on the front of a tabloid. And then...

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�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

I took a moment to pause and reflect on the day's events. And then...

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fell asleep ...

and then

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i woke up.

and then...

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I play all my toons like a blaster: I die a lot.

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Wii Code: 5292 9629 8964 1440
XBL: IndyBanzai

I walked to the kitchen and grabbed some day old pizza out of the fridge. And then...

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Main servers: Victory and Justice. Main account: @Justice29 Secondary account: @Clever One

I stopped and contemplated pizza, pepperoni, happiness, and the meaning of life until I ate the pizza in time for lunch. And then...

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I got a phone call and was told that I was laid off from my job at the police station because of city cutbacks. And then...

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