...I decided to pass the rest of the day surfind the internet for porn. Suddenly, my front door burst open, and then...
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Biggest Troll on the forums? I'll give you a hint:
..In marched Tipper Gore and THE PORN SQUAD. They know about my browsing habits and intended to deal with the issue WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE. And then...
@SoylentPlaid
I haz 87 Clouded Points
I showed them what i was lookin'at, and i couldn't get them to leave. And then
Chris Hansen walks from around the corner and ays "I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC..." And then
A giant earthquake erupts from nowhere, collapsing the entire building. I was the only survivor. And then...
i got a call from teh red cross aying they would be able to help me in about 3 weeks
and then ....
I hopped on my moped an started peddling furiously to the closest Red Cross location. And then...
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.� It turned out my moped was an intelligent robot from outer space. Only his IQ was really low. (no lower). We ended up in Boise. And then...
City of Heroes was my first MMO, & my favorite computer game.
R.I.P.
Chyll - Bydand - Violynce - Enyrgos - Rylle - Nephryte - Solyd - Fettyr - Hyposhock - Styrling - Beryllos - Rosyc
Horryd - Myriam - Dysquiet - Ghyr
Vanysh - Eldrytch
Inflyct - Mysron - Orphyn - Dysmay - Reapyr - - Wyldeman - Hydeous
We had tacos.
And then...
I play all my toons like a blaster: I die a lot.
global handle: @Pepsiman
Wii Code: 5292 9629 8964 1440
XBL: IndyBanzai
I remembered that I am deathly allergic to tacos. And then...
"I am a Tank. I am your first choice, I am your last hope." -- Rune Bull
"Durability is the quintessential super-power. " -- Sailboat
I realized that my life really sucks. Why can't I ever have a normal day like anybody else? As i started my allergic reaction to the tacos, my mom called. And then...
she complained about the drive through lady in "Dude Where's my Car?" that keeps asking "And then?" And then...
I hung up the phone and headed out to Wal*Mart for supplies. And then...
Comic and Hero/Villain Culture
Saturday January 29th, 2005 (12:37 PM) ~ Monday August 9th, 2010
Those Who Lived It Will Remember Long after your Ban Hammer Crumbles and the servers flicker dead.
We Will Remember This One Moment In Time! ~ Shadow Ravenwolf
the zombies attacked. And then...
Altoholic - but a Blaster at Heart!
Originally Posted by SpyralPegacyon
"You gave us a world where we could fly. I can't thank you enough for that."
Everyone in town met up at the Gym, but the trainer just kinda stood there watching us deal with it. And then...
..the zombies broke into a liuvely tap number, which really bothered Positron, cuz the poor man couldn't dance his way into a black hole if someone gave him a puch. And then...
@SoylentPlaid
I haz 87 Clouded Points
Michael Jackson came out in a red jumpsuit, screaming about the choreography.
"No, no!" he cried in a breathless, effeminate voice. "The only dance moves zombies should know is THRILLER!"
...and then...
I waved the class picture of the 3rd grade class of a local boys school in Michaels face and tossed it out the window and then ..
"I am a Tank. I am your first choice, I am your last hope." -- Rune Bull
"Durability is the quintessential super-power. " -- Sailboat
...Michael floated gently to the street, as his face was equipt with hoverjets. As he gathered the class picture from the rain-battered street, the vengeful spirit of Macaulay Culkins career rose from the gutter...and then...
@SoylentPlaid
I haz 87 Clouded Points
he put his hands against his face and screamed. and then....
the world asploded.
and then...
I play all my toons like a blaster: I die a lot.
global handle: @Pepsiman
Wii Code: 5292 9629 8964 1440
XBL: IndyBanzai
...the Doozers had to rebuild the entire world out of crystalized radishes. and then...
@SoylentPlaid
I haz 87 Clouded Points
They forgot to add the salad dressing and things started getting hairy. and then ...
The hairy bits clumped together, gained sentience and invented reality TV and then...
"I am a Tank. I am your first choice, I am your last hope." -- Rune Bull
"Durability is the quintessential super-power. " -- Sailboat
..I posted my resume at Monster-dot-com. And then...