And then...


Ad Astra

 

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Created the pop culture phenomenon known as "Hairy Idol". And then...


 

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Doris Dog says "I think you're very handsome and I'm going to take all my clothes off" and then...


"I am a Tank. I am your first choice, I am your last hope." -- Rune Bull

"Durability is the quintessential super-power. " -- Sailboat

 

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A flying javelin came out of nowhere and impaled Doris Dog, killing him instantly. And then...


 

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Senator Johnson took the impaled Doris Dog and sold him to a chinese food reataurant. And then ...


 

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I realized it was the same restraunt where all this crap started. The midgets in green jumpsuits with blue beards came back! And then...


 

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they proceeded to do a line dance and started singing a song in a foreign language and then ...


 

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They were savagely mauled by a 3 ton capybara, and then...


@SoylentPlaid
I haz 87 Clouded Points

 

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I stopped. Look around, and asked "A capybara? What the heck is going on here?" And then...


City of Heroes was my first MMO, & my favorite computer game.

R.I.P.
Chyll - Bydand - Violynce - Enyrgos - Rylle - Nephryte - Solyd - Fettyr - Hyposhock - Styrling - Beryllos - Rosyc
Horryd - Myriam - Dysquiet - Ghyr
Vanysh - Eldrytch
Inflyct - Mysron - Orphyn - Dysmay - Reapyr - - Wyldeman - Hydeous

 

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Malaise stepped out of the back room, laughing like a maniac. And then...


 

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a thousand tiny space-men came out of a hole in the wall and began mating with the mice and then ...


 

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my mom stoped by with a batch of warm brownie's .. no not the chocolate king .. the girls scout kind, she had accualy spent all day bakeing the poor little cookie sales-people in her oven... and then....


 

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my face began to swell to four times its normal size! I ran to the mirror and then...


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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I said Candyman five times and then...


"I am a Tank. I am your first choice, I am your last hope." -- Rune Bull

"Durability is the quintessential super-power. " -- Sailboat

 

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I placed a call to the doctor, figuring its best to get these things checked out (particulary after the days I'd been having), but I was on hold forever and a day. I got frustrated, hung up, hopped on my bike and headed to White Castle. And then...


City of Heroes was my first MMO, & my favorite computer game.

R.I.P.
Chyll - Bydand - Violynce - Enyrgos - Rylle - Nephryte - Solyd - Fettyr - Hyposhock - Styrling - Beryllos - Rosyc
Horryd - Myriam - Dysquiet - Ghyr
Vanysh - Eldrytch
Inflyct - Mysron - Orphyn - Dysmay - Reapyr - - Wyldeman - Hydeous

 

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I ate a cookie. And then...



That blue thing running around saying "Cookies are sometimes food" is Praetorian Cookie Monster!
Shoot on sight, please.

 

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I pooped.

And then...


I play all my toons like a blaster: I die a lot.

global handle: @Pepsiman
Wii Code: 5292 9629 8964 1440
XBL: IndyBanzai

 

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I got arrested fot doing such a gross and stupid thing in public. I got thrown in a cell with a book that the last inmate had left behind..I opened it and then...


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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... Saw detail plans laying out how to escape the jail. Suddenly the Warden walks in, and then...


 

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He played "Never Gonna Give You Up" on his iPod and started dancing and I thought "OMG! I've been Rickrolled!" and then...


"I am a Tank. I am your first choice, I am your last hope." -- Rune Bull

"Durability is the quintessential super-power. " -- Sailboat

 

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I got that song stuck in my head, and then...



That blue thing running around saying "Cookies are sometimes food" is Praetorian Cookie Monster!
Shoot on sight, please.