Meaning_of_Liff

During one day at the height of summer, six glittering starships appeared out of nowhere. Suddenly everything went dark. It was the curse of the evil monkey that eats cottoncandy!

The people all fled in terror at the sight of the sticky-fingered monkey. It hurled large chunks of cotton candy at the innocent Omegatron Zeta Warbot, "Koo Koo Katchoo", who, caught unprepared, pulled up his iron underpants, and ran screaming into a brick wall.

Then the monkey laughed and said, "where's my punchline?" A man named Alfredo von Wigglestein appeared and said, "I think, therefore... I don't care. Now, you need to go to talk to the

101) Had a spawn of purples from someone else,descend on you and promptly were kissing pavement as you were running to the train in talos or bricks.

102) Cussed out the person who caused the purple spawn in broadcast..

103) Attempted to enter the Train from the exit, and wondered why it wouldn't let you in

104) Actually teamed outside of AE.

105) Made a Global Friend.

106) Made an utter fool out of yourself on the forums.

107) Taken advice from others that helped you to never do 106 again.

108) Tried other AT's besides the one they got to 50.

109) Complained bitterly about someone's playstyle, only to realize that yours has similar elements.

110) Taken a hint from a more experienced player.

111) /em flex1 on Atlas' back to help him hold the globe.

112) Proudly displayed the "Tank" badge on a blaster.

113) Accidentally bought up a bunch of SO's of the wrong origin

114) Yelled "Fire in Steel Canyon!"

115) Ignored Steel Canyon being on fire. Again.

116) Thought about setting Steel Canyon on fire, since it's always burning anyway.

117) Gotten lost in Boomtown.

118) Flown to the dam in Faultline and repeatedly foot-stomped to see if you could make it collapse.

119) Nearly gotten eaten by the... WHATEVER IT IS... in the water by the dam.

120) Tried to get Doc Delilah eaten by the WHATEVER IT IS.

121) Wondered why a cool chick like Mirror Spirit just stands there as a trainer, and we get stuck with Fusionette as an ally.

122)Teleport Sally around for a adventure on Croatoa

123) Hosted a Badge Night to take lowbies around and get exploration badges, kill X badges, etc.

124) Wondered how a ghost got a cell phone (Kelly Nemmers).

125) Wondered how guys from hundreds of centuries ago got cell phones (The Cimerorans).

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127) Auto-ran your team into a team wipe.

128) Had Ulli eat cookies in celebration of one of your accomplishments.

129) Forgot you changed characters and enter combat trying to do something your archetype doesn't do.

130) Respecced and forgot your travel power

131) Gone out of your way to Kill Void Hunters(Seekers, Stalkers) whenever you are playing your Kheldian no matter how many levels below you they are.

132) Was sniped in PI...or FF

133) Respecced in mid-air, only to have fly detoggle when exiting and been unable to find it in your power tray before you hit the ground and drop to 1hp.

During one day at the height of summer, six glittering starships appeared out of nowhere. Suddenly everything went dark. It was the curse of the evil monkey that eats cottoncandy. The people all fled in terror at the sight of the sticky-fingered monkey. It hurled large chunks of cotton candy at the innocent Omegatron Zeta Warbot, "Koo Koo Katchoo",who, caught unprepared, pulled up his iron underpants, and ran screaming into a brick wall. Then the monkey laughed and said, "where's my punchline?"

of summer, Six

for logical conversation.

said, blpup, homosexual.

101) Had a spawn of purples from someone else,descend on you and promptly were kissing pavement as you were running to the train in talos or bricks.

102) Cussed out the person who caused the purple spawn in broadcast..

103) Attempted to enter the Train from the exit, and wondered why it wouldn't let you in

104) Actually teamed outside of AE.

105) Made a Global Friend.

106) Made an utter fool out of yourself on the forums.

107) Taken advice from others that helped you to never do 106 again.

108) Tried other AT's besides the one they got to 50.

109) Complained bitterly about someone's playstyle, only to realize that yours has similar elements.

110) Taken a hint from a more experienced player.

111) /em flex1 on Atlas' back to help him hold the globe.

112) Proudly displayed the "Tank" badge on a blaster.

1) Got the Isolator badge.

2) Visited every zone in their half of the game.

3) Charged Lusca, solo.

4) Got lost in Perez Park.

5) Used /em batsmash in the last mission of "A Hero's Hero".

6) Popped a few purples and a few reds before charging Sally.

7) Get lost in your SG base at least once. (even if you're the base designer)

8) Had their picture taken on top of the Atlas Globe

9) Led their team into a complete team wipe

10) Led countless sewer teams from AP all the way to KR.

11) Asked someone to drop an Ouro portal for you.

12) By any means, hit the ceiling of a zone and fall all the way down

13) Been asked to fill in a space for bigger mob spawns, and flat out rejected due to rage.

14) Gone on a Mothership Raid and get confused about what numbers the pylons are.

15) Become enraged at the Tagteam of Death: Sapper and Gunslinger.

16) Made a joke about Nemesis Plots.

17) Pants Lord Recluse

18) Have contacts that have absolutely no missions for you because you already outleveled them.

19) Asked how to get a jetpack.

20) Been flattened by a purple minion.

21) Had his/her picture taken standing on top of City Hall in AP by the flag.

22) Volunteered for the Positron TF without really knowing better.

23) Attempted to solo a Rikti dropship.

24) Tried to kill Fusionette with Arbiter Sands' drones.

25) Fallen OFF the globe in Atlas Park.

26) Wondered why, when doing a cape mission, the Omega Team time capsule is in an abandoned lab somewhere under a cave in Perez Park.

27) Done laps around the Argo Highway in Talos hunting for Banished Pantheon masks.

28) Deliberately stood on the tram tracks and tried to get hit by a passing train.

29) Landed on the Blimp and Promptly fall off.

30) Hung out in AP under Atlas and his globe.

31) Entered a Costume Contest.

32) Called a contact just to check in some 10-15 levels later.

33) Went into The Hive alone and promptly exited five seconds later.

34) Changed their costume at least three times before they got a second costume slot.

35) Actually tried to do enough Meg Mason missions to get to a story arc.

36) Held a costume contest.

37) Hit some minion off a building with a knockback power.

38) Grabbed the Atlas Medallion.

39) Became Old-Fashioned in Faultline.

40) Added more slots to Brawl, Sprint, and/or Rest

41) Gone through every emote on the emote list in rapid succession

42) Get lost in Striga (where's the entrance of this *ù%$£µ Council tunnel)

43) Cursed when you found the map you were on was the cake-layer room.

44) Mapserved RIGHT WHEN YOU WERE FINISHING THAT MISH THAT TOOK FOREVER.

45) Yelled at a trainer for just standing there during a Rikti or zombie invasion.

46) Droned a Paladin in Kings Row.

47) Went to Bloody Bay for some Shivans and prayed no villains/heroes were there.

48) Prayed the villain/hero didn't want to fight when they spotted you in Bloody Bay.

49) Tried to land on a car and ride it

50) Visited Recluse's Victory

51) Accidentally hit the auto-run while fighting/typing

52) MT'ed into a global/supergroup chat channel

53) Visited every detective/broker whenever they entered a new zone.

54) Sold a highly coveted recipe to a NPC vendor.

55) Had an argument in broadcast.

56) Been knocked off a building by a foe with a Knockback attack.

57) Got a Scientist stolen off them while going for nukes.

58) Attempted to solo an Arch-Villain.

59) Complained about how slow the Heavy Robots are in Recluse's Victory.

60) Met Sally. (darn it! now I HAVE to make a char named Harry,lol)

61) Attempted to press CTRL-3, pressed WINDOWS-3, and accidentally end up launching Firefox (wait for Windows 7 those who haven't).

62) Started a shadow shard TF at 10pm.

63) Won influence off a newbie using the /em dice7 command.

64) Cursed yourself for not starting the toon early enough for the 1-year anniversary badge.

65) Stumbled across a couple ERPing in local on a rooftop.

66) Ducked behind an AC unit so you could spy on 65).

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Me First and the Gimme Gimmes

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Fan of Punk Rock covers?

What if your cat gets sprayed by a skunk?

Digestive Complications

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S'ok, *shrug* if you twinkle when you sparkle be a star and light the world.

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...Deep.

What's the name of the Fallout 3 DLC-based perfume?

Nose full of chowder

Who was Mxyzptlyk's cousin?

Q

What disproves the "There's no such thing as a stupid question." statement?

Pip-Boy Bobble-Head

What do you get when you ask multiple Terra's who they are?

Toothy Smooth

*Bumps the thread, then continues waiting diligently*

What Rock Opera killed Humpty Dumpty?

Complete and Rebridged

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;-) Somebody has gotta be rubbed down....

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Somebody give those two some coco-butter and some privacy.

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My arc for review:
Long Story Short: We're All Screwed
Arc Id # 86654
Faction: Neutral
Creator Global/Forum Name: Meaning of Liff
Difficulty Level: Anywhere from a quick pace and a constant battle for large teams on difficulty 2 and 4, to steamrolling over everything solo, depending on the options you take.

Synopsis: Repent! The End is Nigh! The reckoning has come and gone and you've been left behind! The horsemen are storming Paragon. Will you heed thy Lord's call and revert the Apocalypse?!


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Made a trailer. Enjoy.
Arc 86654

My arc for review:
Long Story Short: We're All Screwed
Arc Id # 86654
Faction: Neutral
Creator Global/Forum Name: Meaning of Liff
Difficulty Level: Anywhere from a quick pace and a constant battle for large teams on difficulty 2 and 4, to steamrolling over everything solo, depending on the options you take.

Synopsis: Repent! The End is Nigh! The reckoning has come and gone and you've been left behind! The horsemen are storming Paragon. Will you heed thy Lord's call and revert the Apocalypse?!


Estimated Time to Play:
My Solo times---
Mission One: 14 minutes.
Mission Two: 20 minutes.
Mission Three: 15 minutes.
Group times depend heavily on the balance. Scrappers are independent as always, Bring a tanker if you've got squishies... You all know the deal.


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Edit: Removed the dark melee minions and fixed some other balance issues to ease it back a little. Some low ratings before the fix. Since, One 5 star rating:

"Wow! Love the work you put into the custom critters. And totally loved [SPOILERS REMOVED] since I was logged in my Angel alt for it. The [SPOILER REMOVED] was a lil scary.. mean.. he killed me once! It's ok, I killed him back :P. Thank you for letting me play your arc! 5 stars!" - @Ara

What is the cast of Neverending Story doing now?

MC hawking

What was the least successful Attack of the Killer Tomatoes product Spin-off?

Two "Killer" sized plates of "Suicide" Buffalo Wings.

she complained about the drive through lady in "Dude Where's my Car?" that keeps asking "And then?" And then...