Confessions

Once, I was on a team and there were two empaths (me and another), the leader spontaneously kicked the other with no warning and said something that amounted to not wanting doubles when we all went 'wtf!'. We'd been having no problem on our missions before thatt.

I spent the rest of the mission 'accidentally' letting him die and being really apologetic each time, and reporting back to the other empath.


And this amounts my only semi-evil act in the game.

Under CuppaJo, there was a period where a number of posters began posting under sexier and sexier avatars until finally Cuppa had to step in and implement more strict regulation on what was allowed in avatars. I started that trend with a thread encouraging "beefcake" avatars.

I made myself into a Sky Raiders Jumpbot during Beta, and sparred with players on April Fools day. It was in Talos, and I ran up to one player sitting on a roof and killed him with one brawl punch. It turns out that player was a very vocal forum poster, so I got in a bit of trouble when a massive "DEV KILLED ME" post was spawned.

Before the end of beta event, I was given King's row to manage. I was bored waiting, so I found a group a players fighting in the street. I waited till the were resting, ran around a corner and made myself visible (I was a Rikti AV), I upped my speed scale so I ran about super-speed fast. I came running around the corner, waded into the group, pulled out that giant rikti sword and smacked one of the players down to about 5% health, then I ran off around another corner and when invisible.

They didn't chase me, they just stood there bewildered looking arounds, then I see in broadcast "Cmdr Skine hits hard "

Occasionally on the test server (and maybe on live), I would make myself the parent of hundreds of rikti monkeys, but also make myself invisible. Then I would kite the monkeys around the zone into unsuspecting players.

I added a feature to chat to lets us listen in to converstations in realtime. This was after watching players in a few test server betas do a new trial, but not being able to know what they were thinking. We only really used this on test servers for that purpose.

I wrote a bad SQL command around Issue 2 or 3 that accidentally deleted a large amount of the populations hands. (The glove costume part). We had to reset everyone to the default gloves, since this is when we learned there were no DB backups.

I have nothing to confess. Devils are incapable of sin.

I'm the person who discovered that the Hamidon in LGTF is wormholeable.

Also, back during the first Winterlord event on a Sunday morning, I herded so many winterlords and their summoned pets that it crashed Victory. The horde went from Portal Corps to the ferry; anyone entering the zone would generally die without even having their enemies render.

I once (and only once) managed to Dimension Shift the nucleus during a Hamidon raid. It lasted for only a second or so, but it was enough for all the tanks to go "WTF?!"

Michelle
aka
Samuraiko/Dark_Respite

The only semi-clever thing I did was to cure the Lost boss at the end of the SSA 1.1. It was really funny though.

I must confess, I am disappointed, so not what I thought was gonna happen.

Although, Tunnel Snakes do Rule.

Also, I got turned into a female by a Ms. Kitty seshy grenade during the Crisis of Infinite Forums while we were trying to turn SpacemanJill back into SpacemanBill.

I may or may not have liked it.

I spend more time on Paragon Wiki and the forums than I do in game. It's been this way for a couple years now. I love the game *so much* and I love the community *so much* that I want our databank to be perfect, and I want to talk to/with you and read you. I can't do that if I'm playing.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dispari I don't know why Dink thinks she's not as sexy as Jay was. In 5 posts she's already upstaged his entire career.

I'm a Mids addict. I spend at least 4 times the amount of time I do in game making builds on Mids that never actually make it to live.

Also, I plan to continue doing this even if the servers do go dark

@Rorn ---- Blue Baron ---- Guardian

I'm ashamed to admit it, but I do have secrets. This is hard, but here goes...








I shot JR. And my ancient Chinese secret is Calgon.

I know. I can't even look at myself in the mirror anymore

My main has occasionally featured in my sex fantasies.

Yes . . . it's true. I'm also known as @Velvet Cat