Reasons Why I Won't Be Dating Mother Mayhem
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Posted on: 2012-02-23 16:16 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
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This i loved | They're all female.... They're all psychics.... You don't think their cycles are all going to synch up at the same time? |
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Originally Posted by Steelclaw
Edit: As an aside... I dare... I DARE... the Devs to change the cut scene to BAF for April Fool's Day... When she sort of crunches in on herself during her monologue I want that spiked belt buckle of hers to perforate one of her implants... I want that sucker to pop out and fly around the room like a punctured balloon... complete with sound effects and Nightstar/Siege watching it whiz around with their heads turning in perfect unison.
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There all female...all psychics....and Mother grabs all psychics. What happens to the men? Not much point in dating her if she has your original equipment modified.
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Originally Posted by Steelclaw
* They're all female.... They're all psychics....
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Okay. You actually made me laugh, not just smile slightly or chuckle, but an honest out loud laugh that made people look.
This better not happen again. o.o
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Originally Posted by Steelclaw
* Her robots are anatomically correct.
* Her constant insistance that I call her "mommy"... * Getting "The Silent Treatment" means she turns off your brain's ability to process sound. * Some people have skeletons in their closet... others have cemetaries. * "Seers" is just another word for "Snitchers"... * Pelvic perforations from tight hugs and that lethal belt buckle of hers. * When it comes to adoption she makes Angelina Jolie look like a child hater. * There is NO correct answer to "Who's been a bad boy?" * When you disagree, "Maybe I'll change my mind" is a useless argument... she's already changed it for you. * She makes Joker look well-adjusted. * When dating a psychotic psychic the term "getting h**d" can take on sinister meaning. * (blank expression... monotone voice) There is nothing wrong with dating Mother Mayhem... I love Mother Mayhem... I love her more than my next breath... * They're all female.... They're all psychics.... You don't think their cycles are all going to synch up at the same time? * She's like Fatal Attraction... and you're the rabbit. * She said "No"... Edit: As an aside... I dare... I DARE... the Devs to change the cut scene to BAF for April Fool's Day... When she sort of crunches in on herself during her monologue I want that spiked belt buckle of hers to perforate one of her implants... I want that sucker to pop out and fly around the room like a punctured balloon... complete with sound effects and Nightstar/Siege watching it whiz around with their heads turning in perfect unison. |
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I've always wondered if she could sit down while wearing that...
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Originally Posted by Steelclaw
* Pelvic perforations from tight hugs and that lethal belt buckle of hers.
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I find your lack of signature disturbing.
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Originally Posted by Schismatrix
*Mindriding. Not nearly as much fun as it might sound.
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* Tis better to be the mindridER than to be mind-riddEN..
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She probably just has Siege carry her around; probably while imperiously pointing out where she wants to go with a riding crop.
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Originally Posted by Frost Warden
I've always wondered if she could sit down while wearing that...
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That, right there, is a scarier thought than the rest put together.
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Originally Posted by Steelclaw
* They're all female.... They're all psychics.... You don't think their cycles are all going to synch up at the same time?
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What do you think gives them their hive-minded super psychic powers in the first place?|
Originally Posted by Steelclaw
They're all female.... They're all psychics.... You don't think their cycles are all going to synch up at the same time?
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Getting all synced up was the -first- step in Mom's plan.
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Originally Posted by Steelclaw
* They're all female.... They're all psychics.... You don't think their cycles are all going to synch up at the same time?
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Interestingly enough, there are lots of male Awakened, which are Seer flunkies... so either -all- men flunk out of the Seers.... or something unfortunate happens to them during the process....
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Originally Posted by Obscure Blade
There all female...all psychics....and Mother grabs all psychics. What happens to the men? Not much point in dating her if she has your original equipment modified.
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They suffer a massive reverse oedipus complex?
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Originally Posted by Oathbound
Interestingly enough, there are lots of male Awakened, which are Seer flunkies... so either -all- men flunk out of the Seers.... or something unfortunate happens to them during the process....
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Originally Posted by Steelclaw
*They're all female.... They're all psychics.... You don't think their cycles are all going to synch up at the same time?
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Originally Posted by Steelclaw
* There is NO correct answer to "Who's been a bad boy?"
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It's been too long since your last 'List'. Thank you kindly for the laughs.
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Originally Posted by Steelclaw
*They're all female.... They're all psychics.... You don't think their cycles are all going to synch up at the same time?
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Funny stuff, Steelclaw - well done... again...
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Or men are simply more mentaly unstable |
Originally Posted by Oathbound
Interestingly enough, there are lots of male Awakened, which are Seer flunkies... so either -all- men flunk out of the Seers.... or something unfortunate happens to them during the process....
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* Her robots are anatomically correct.
* Her constant insistance that I call her "mommy"...
* Getting "The Silent Treatment" means she turns off your brain's ability to process sound.
* Some people have skeletons in their closet... others have cemetaries.
* "Seers" is just another word for "Snitchers"...
* Pelvic perforations from tight hugs and that lethal belt buckle of hers.
* When it comes to adoption she makes Angelina Jolie look like a child hater.
* There is NO correct answer to "Who's been a bad boy?"
* When you disagree, "Maybe I'll change my mind" is a useless argument... she's already changed it for you.
* She makes Joker look well-adjusted.
* When dating a psychotic psychic the term "getting h**d" can take on sinister meaning.
* (blank expression... monotone voice) There is nothing wrong with dating Mother Mayhem... I love Mother Mayhem... I love her more than my next breath...
* They're all female.... They're all psychics.... You don't think their cycles are all going to synch up at the same time?
* She's like Fatal Attraction... and you're the rabbit.
* She said "No"...
Edit: As an aside... I dare... I DARE... the Devs to change the cut scene to BAF for April Fool's Day... When she sort of crunches in on herself during her monologue I want that spiked belt buckle of hers to perforate one of her implants... I want that sucker to pop out and fly around the room like a punctured balloon... complete with sound effects and Nightstar/Siege watching it whiz around with their heads turning in perfect unison.
My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw