Funny Caption Contest "Winter Event Edition"

Found her in Praetoria. But I honestly can't think of anything!! Have fun with it.

"Does this present make my butt look big?"

I thought the Stripper was suppose to be in a cake.

Is this Metal Gear Solid?

Hey, I got somethin' real important to give you.
So just sit down and listen.
You know we've been together such a long long time.
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line.
You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide.
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind.
A gift real special, so take off the top.
Take a look inside -- it's CoX in a box!

Not gonna get you a diamond ring.
That sort of gift don't mean anything.
Not gonna get you a fancy car.
Ya gotta know you're my shining star.
Not gonna get you a house in the hills.
You needs somethin' real!
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart.
Somethin' special, hero.

It's CoX in a box, CoX in a box babe!
It's CoX in a box, CoX in a box, hero!

See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin',
And I got just the one, somethin' to show ya that you are second to none.
To all the sidekicks out there with heroes to impress,
It's easy to do, just follow these steps:
1: Cut a hole in a box.
2: Put your enhancement in that box!
3: Make 'em open the box.
And that's the way you do it!

It's CoX in a box... CoX in a box babe!
It's CoX in a box, CoX in a box, hero!

Christmas; CoX in a box,
Hanukkah; CoX in a box,
Kwanzaa; CoX in a box,
Every single holiday CoX in a box!!!

Over at your super group base, CoX in a box!
Mid day at the costume contest, CoX in a box!
Backstage at Wentworth's, CoX in a box!

Cox in a box!

Edit: A fitting 200th post, yes? Hahaha ha ha ha!

"Put your enhancement in the box" !!! AWESOME!!

"Wow! Look at the box on that chick!"

"Sadly, Steve couldn't think of a subtle way to tell Beverly that she had stepped in a gift and it was stuck to her shoe."

"Betty wasn't sure how Enzyte would react to a woman taking it, but the bow was a nice touch."

"M? This is J. We've got a Rikti Anal Probe situation here. I'm gonna need some pliers and a flashy thing. Wait...make that lots of flashy things."

TPN NEWS SEGMENT, FASHION: "Regrettably, the official Tailor in Imperial City demonstrated today that when it comes to ladies' accessories, 'bigger' is NOT always 'better'. Already, Cole Memorial Hospital has seen an increase in lower back injuries..."

Michelle
aka
Samuraiko/Dark_Respite

"But I thought girls dug big, expensive gifts."

Herman: Boy this is really awkward. Linda, I'm not sure how to tell you this. I think we should see other HOLY CRAP WHAT IS THAT ON YOUR LEG?!?!

"You put the left leg in... you take the left leg out..."

Is that a gift box under your skirt or are you just happy to see me?

One --> Artz Giveaway <-- To Rule Them ALL!

I will settle this. ORANGE FTW! - Ex Libris

"Did you do something with your hair?"

'I don't mean to be rude, but there's a present sticking out of your ***.'

"Yes, that present DOES make your *** look big."

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So Mary, how was your trip thru time?

- I'm just glad to be back in the present.