What is Zombie Man?


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I think that is some sort of intentionally ugly graffiti of emperor cole.


A game is not supposed to be some kind of... place where people enjoy themselves!

 

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What is a Zombie Man? A miserable little pile of secrets!


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On the other hand, I am a developer.

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I just... don't work for NCsoft.


 

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Well I AM a goat.....dunno what the rest of you are on about!
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Yup. That's me.


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Originally Posted by Monkey_King View Post
What is a Zombie Man? A miserable little pile of secrets!
That's better than a miserable little pool of secretions.

Zombie Man is a very helpful and articulate fan of the game. If this were some sort of fantasy or anime universe he would be one of the Seven Legendary Forumites, or some such thing. Since it isn't he's just a guy who compiles and posts really useful info for everyone's benefit.


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He's a zombie who knows a lot. Obviously over-indulged in the brains one too many times.

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He is neither zombie nor man.

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I know he isn't some random CoH player cause his face/avatar is pasted all over the Praetorian Underground. And he has no red name. So my question is what is he?
He's the wool that's been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.


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He is a vegan.

His battlecry is "Graaaaiiiiins"


 

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Originally Posted by Hot_Head_Mike View Post
I know he isn't some random CoH player cause his face/avatar is pasted all over the Praetorian Underground. And he has no red name. So my question is what is he?
A pilgrim. Eating brains.



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We've sometimes speculated that he has bugged our offices.
Nothing so high tech.



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So lemme get this straight....Calvin Scott is a Zombie?


 

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Zombie Man is a well researched article of Ai that has infiltrated multiple systems with the intent of providing information as a first hand basis which is then taken as speculation, lies or rumors.

In other words:


He is a Nemesis Plot.


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And I really am Scythus.
I'm Scythus and so is my wife.


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Originally Posted by Janlee View Post
Zombie Man is a well researched article of Ai that has infiltrated multiple systems with the intent of providing information as a first hand basis which is then taken as speculation, lies or rumors.

In other words:


He is a Nemesis Plot.
ZOMBIE MAN IS SKYNET'S DADDY!!!*





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Originally Posted by Schismatrix View Post
Zombie Man is a very helpful and articulate fan of the game. If this were some sort of fantasy or anime universe he would be one of the Seven Legendary Forumites.
Ooooh! Who are the Seven Legendary Forumites? I must know so that I may complete my battle pla... er, I'm very curious, nothing more!


I think that Zombie Man is the legendary master of guides... possibly Smurphy as legendary master of marketing... maybe nominate Steelclaw as legendary master of silliness... and I'm quite sure UniqueDragon was the legendary master of confused dire warnings.



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We must never discuss Zombie Man

We must never look directly at Zombie Man or pay the ultimate price .....

At least that's what I heard
Actually, you want to keep an eye on him, just don't look into the eyes, because...
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Nothing so high tech.


OMG! ZOMBIE MAN IS REALLY A WEEPING ANGEL!


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he has never come out and said it, but he seems to know more about the industry than a standard gamer, i always suspected he worked in the industry. lemur as well.
Zombie Man works as a lemur in the industry? Where does he find the time to write all those guides?


Honestly, except for new powerset descriptions (which I still try to do), I pretty much stopped collecting information in closed betas many issues ago and just bookmark ZMs guides now. In fact, because I tend to do focused testing rather than test everything in sight, I'm usually using ZMs guides to let me know what's going on in parts of the beta I'm not otherwise seeing, or as release documentation when an issue goes live.


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Originally Posted by Organica View Post
Ooooh! Who are the Seven Legendary Forumites? I must know so that I may complete my battle pla... er, I'm very curious, nothing more!
Dark Respite, Steel Claw, and Zombie Man are three I can think of right off the top of my head.

Dr. Aeon is the 8th of the 7 Legendary Forumites, as well (It's a honorary position).


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Originally Posted by Janlee View Post
Zombie Man is a well researched article of Ai that has infiltrated multiple systems with the intent of providing information as a first hand basis which is then taken as speculation, lies or rumors.

In other words:


He is a Nemesis Plot.
Even more logical then my explanation!


 

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Originally Posted by warden_de_dios View Post
He is a vegan.

His battlecry is "Graaaaiiiiins"
Oh my god LMAO! Seriously I was laughing pretty hard after reading that