So, I side with the Hamidon.


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"Now with pork flavour! Hammy-Os: PIG OUT!!"


 

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This gives me ideas for Druid-like toons who worship Hami!
My last post was pretty much an in-character rant from my Fire/Earth Dominator. She doesn't worship the Hamidon. She just thinks it has a point. Frankly, she's about as sympathetic to the DE as she is to the Resistance - both groups have very important issues they're fighting for, and both have lost their sense of perspective in the fight - neither can really tell what an appropriate response is any more.

The Loyalists, though, are fools with their heads in the sand. Praetorian society isn't stable, neither internally nor under external pressure, and no-one seems to be willing to change to accomodate a changing world.

Anyway, that's how that character saw it. Then again, she did tip off the PPD about the neutron bomb because it would kill too much wildlife and plants.


 

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Trees also devastated the planet; they poisoned the oceans by breaking up rock with their roots and causing a massive flow of dissolved minerals into the ocean.
Actually the roots of plants hold soil together, preventing corrosion.

At least, if memory serves. ._.


 

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Actually the roots of plants hold soil together, preventing corrosion.
They do that now. Before trees and their strong roots there weren't any plants that could break up rock to form much of what we'd call soil in the first place. Trees create soil. Even today, a key part of transforming rocky ground into soil is when the trees start growing there and breaking up the rocks.


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If the devoured weren't all gross looking with the mouth tentacles and what, I'd glady roam free as one with the rock monsters and frolic with the mushroom men (they look like they have a good time, ALL the time!)
God damn it I want mouth tentacles as a cossie piece




 

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oh my! never thought about that!

My bad, Zoidberg, much love.

Can't forget Davy Jones either, that dude can play an organ with his tentacles.


 

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Can't forget Davy Jones either, that dude can play an organ with his tentacles.


 

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'Cept on not harping on about problems.

I just like the idea of nature devouring civilisation, because I think overgrowth and the decay of the human element is beautiful. I'm in love with it.

I don't have any beef with buildings and people because I think they're in some way flawed, or need destroying, in other words. In the same vein there is no way for humanity to redeem itself... simply because it has done nothing wrong for it to need to have to redeem itself, in my eyes. The problem simply is that it is there, and I think I could make it better. Kill off the humans and have vines and trees take over.
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That's almost a perfect supervillain rant right there
Point of Order: I believe to be official, a supervillain rant has to have at least one use of the word "Fools!"

Now, the above DID suggest a theme song to the tune of "Hey, Jude":

"Kill the hu-mans, and make it better..."


"How do you know you are on the side of good?" a Paragon citizen asked him. "How can we even know what is 'good'?"

"The Most High has spoken, even with His own blood," Melancton replied. "Surely we know."

 

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Point of Order: I believe to be official, a supervillain rant has to have at least one use of the word "Fools!"
You smug, self-satisfied, myopic fools! Idiots! Every last single one of you. Scuttering about like so many cockroaches. Writhing and feasting like maggots freshly hatched on the carcass of Mother Earth, who was all too willing to sustain and provide for you in her own power! Of her own volition!

And you have the AUDACITY to call me INSANE. To call me misguided. EVIL even! Oh the irony. The bitter, bitter irony. Can you not see that it is YOU who are mad!

As a species, you have failed my beloved planet! You have failed every absolute standard of decency, honesty, and goodwill! And for that, you must be punished.

You. must. be purged.

I will not stand to see this affront to everything I hold dear! I will not stand for this sacrilege and ****! This madness. This unchecked, rampant, wild decadence and degradation!

Pah! And you... you fools who would seek to stop me...

Come, if you will. If you dare. I will be waiting, with the righteous host of heaven at my back, and the providence of the Divine blazing within my soul. It would be a fool's headlong charge into the purifying flames of absolution.

Now. Quiver in fear. Cower in TERROR. Enjoy these final moments of sin and depravity. Unleash your true nature and revel in the lust and gluttony that lies at your roots, that taints your very essence.

You are all beyond redemption.

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Now, the above DID suggest a theme song to the tune of "Hey, Jude":

"Kill the hu-mans, and make it better..."
The Boogie Woogie Bugle Blasters.

Heya daddy-bros. Y'all have been a wee bit naughty, an' Ah think it's time to-uh... take out the... trash if't please-ya. So, dudes, the deal is such, roight. Me 'n me lads iz gonna end youze.

But we are going to do so in style, wot wot. Alls I can say, me dookies 'n ducheses, is "stay tuned". Or don't. Not like it'll help. Oh... and love thy neighbour. Hate the sin, not the sinner... and all that.

Enjoy the nightmare, lads and ladies!

<cut to broadcast of Hey, Dudes hacked into all radios, everywhere>


 

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Now we're talking! *applause*


"How do you know you are on the side of good?" a Paragon citizen asked him. "How can we even know what is 'good'?"

"The Most High has spoken, even with His own blood," Melancton replied. "Surely we know."

 

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I gotta say, I love a good supervillain rant. Clears the system, you know what I'm saying?


 

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Avoiding exact real world references, Hamidon is not unusual in wanting to recreate the world in his chosen image. Look at Cole, and Recluse. The Praetorian Hamidon just almost succeeded.

Now would I join his ranks to be a lesser devoured? Sure, why not. I find the beautiful, lush greenery worth losing some of our technology, or learning to take control of the population. Have you ever seen the anime Blue Gender? It was quite interesting.


Now, as a side note, I find it amusing that alot of people point to technology and how to saved the world and made life easier for the hunter/gatherers. The Hunter-Gatherers worked about 2 hours a day. We work more than we did 50 years ago, and quite often to make less, relatively speaking. I know our devs put in some amazing hours, yet they are not phat cat millionaires living large.


 

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Reshaping the world to fit his ideal? Yeah, that fits pretty soundly under the classic megalomaniacal behavior of a Villain. .
Oh great so now all humans building those cities to fit our needs makes us villains because our needs are greater than other living beings


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Robots: Superior
Plantlife: Inferior


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GG, I would tell you that "I am killing you with my mind", but I couldn't find an emoticon to properly express my sentiment.
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NOTE: The Incarnate System is basically farming for IOs on a larger scale, and with more obtrusive lore.

 

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You smug, self-satisfied, myopic fools! Idiots! Every last single one of you. Scuttering about like so many cockroaches. Writhing and feasting like maggots freshly hatched on the carcass of Mother Earth, who was all too willing to sustain and provide for you in her own power!
We're maggots and cockroaches? And lusty to boots?

(Note to self: Lusty Maggots would make a good band name.)


Having Vengeance and Fallout slotted for recharge means never having to say you're sorry.

 

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It's metaphor. You need to just feel the evil, you know what I mean?


 

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Originally Posted by Gulanzon View Post
You smug, self-satisfied, myopic fools! Idiots! Every last single one of you. Scuttering about like so many cockroaches. Writhing and feasting like maggots freshly hatched on the carcass of Mother Earth, who was all too willing to sustain and provide for you in her own power! Of her own volition!

And you have the AUDACITY to call me INSANE. To call me misguided. EVIL even! Oh the irony. The bitter, bitter irony. Can you not see that it is YOU who are mad!

As a species, you have failed my beloved planet! You have failed every absolute standard of decency, honesty, and goodwill! And for that, you must be punished.

You. must. be purged.

I will not stand to see this affront to everything I hold dear! I will not stand for this sacrilege and ****! This madness. This unchecked, rampant, wild decadence and degradation!

Pah! And you... you fools who would seek to stop me...

Come, if you will. If you dare. I will be waiting, with the righteous host of heaven at my back, and the providence of the Divine blazing within my soul. It would be a fool's headlong charge into the purifying flames of absolution.

Now. Quiver in fear. Cower in TERROR. Enjoy these final moments of sin and depravity. Unleash your true nature and revel in the lust and gluttony that lies at your roots, that taints your very essence.

You are all beyond redemption.
Do you have an avatar to go with that speech?


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Do you have an avatar to go with that speech?
Haha, I'll totally make one when I can get in the servers again in a couple hours or so.

My current avatar is the wealthy Barnabus Hopkins...

I don't really have a clear moral code, per se. More an amalgam of spontaneous feelings and essential tenets, the two of which can interact rather interestingly, as you perhaps may have guessed. For instance, I have a fairly clear belief that people should not hurt one another. Whether the actions of an individual inspire me to take action, however, is a moment-to-moment thing. I may apprehend a purse-snatcher, or I may have more pressing--and I shall not lie: or interesting--matters to attend to.

As another example, I would say I'm a proud person. How I view pride is such: it is respect for dignity, both that of yourself, and of others. I will suffer no disrespect--for that would compromise my dignity; but I will lower myself to others, as that in no way compromises my dignity--and indeed, to resist or rebel might well do so, in certain circumstances.

Well, some might accuse me of being slippery and setting myself up in a fluid and unclear moral framework, much like Houdini set himself up in "inescapable" traps. Honestly, I don't care. I seek only to live my life as I see fit, sowing a healthy amount of harmless chaos and eradicating evil and villainy as my whims dictate.


 

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Robots: Superior
Plantlife: Inferior
Mythical devils rule them all!


Be well, people of CoH.

 

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Mythical devils rule them all!
Pah so you say!

Everybody knows Godzilla is top of the food chain!


 

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I've made jokes about Hamidon Origin enhancements; "Hami-Os! The cereal that eats you back!"
When we were redesigning the Hamidon Event a while back, I jokingly advocated having a chance to confuse players in the event equal to the number of HO's they had ever slotted.


 

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When we were redesigning the Hamidon Event a while back, I jokingly advocated having a chance to confuse players in the event equal to the number of HO's they had ever slotted.
See, that's what I've been waiting for ever since Hami-Os were introduced.


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Though nothing will drive them away
We can beat them, just for one day
We can be heroes, just for one day

 

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When we were redesigning the Hamidon Event a while back, I jokingly advocated having a chance to confuse players in the event equal to the number of HO's they had ever slotted.
In the background I wrote for my very first villain that is exactly what happened. Except it was worse because Longbow had taken over Hamidon suppression and nearly all of their suppression troops had the equivalent of a full load of Hami-O's.

The villain came back in time to stop it...by killing lots of Longbow.


 

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My "Purge the world!" Supervillain.

Observe how he is bathed in PURE WHITE FLAMES with golden hair, skin, and clothing!

Ignore the Martial Arts touch, it was just the first thing that sprang to mind when I thought "Maniacal Chaotic Evil sorcerer dude."