A rare glimpse at the NPC boards
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2short2care,
Posted on: 2010-07-29 19:25 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
I am so confused 
@Damz Find me on the global channel Union Chat. One of the best "chat channels" ingame!
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You ran a Babbage HA! Looser you should have ran a Kronos Class Titan heroes never ignore that type. |
Originally Posted by Babbage
Hey Guys I finally got my EPIC! What you think I'm a GM! Anyway I ran the tutorial and entered Boomtown been standing here for 4 hours not one hero! Not a single one what up with that?
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Anyway run the Clockwork King Missions at the end you fight a group of Heroes but you need to be quick because they call in reinforcements. Really those Heroes call in ambushes to take you down!
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Nobody EVER gets that badge.
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Originally Posted by Maurader
I swear, the next time someone recruits me for a "Invade Loser Earth" ouro arc, and I find out they set to Elite Boss, No Deaths, No Insps for the Master of Invasion badge, I'm going to shove my gauntlet up his *** and do a slow clap.
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Mini-guides: Force Field Defenders, Blasters, Market Self-Defense, Frankenslotting.
So you think you're a hero, huh.
@Boltcutter in game.
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Originally Posted by Nemesis Colonel I like Vengeance the way it is. |
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Originally Posted by Azuria To heck with Wentworths! Every time I log on my salvage is gone! I have to get the heroes to run around all over the place and get the same damn things back!! |
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Originally Posted by Operation Officer Check out my build, I've 6 slotted Stun Grenades with purples. |
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Originally Posted by Rularuu the Ravager Heroes stop being stingy. Let villains in to the Shadow Shard and share your pain. |
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Originally Posted by Sally What the hell is wrong with you people? I didn't do anything to any of you! |
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Originally Posted by Nemesis Rex All your plot are belong to us - A guide for Punk/Steam Masterminds |
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Originally Posted by Caliban33418
Them need to fix Hero aggro range. It am humongous! Half the time, me still out of range when them start shooting!
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Originally Posted by Trollkin_Gunner871552
You right, you right. But what them REALLY need to fix is put smoking hot Troll Girlfriends into game!
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Originally Posted by Gardvord43477
Quote For Truth.
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Originally Posted by Caliban33418
/sign
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Originally Posted by Bone_Daddy1658
/jranger
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Originally Posted by Trollkin_Gunner871552
Who am asking you?!?
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Originally Posted by Gardvord43477
Devs am hating Trolls.
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"How do you know you are on the side of good?" a Paragon citizen asked him. "How can we even know what is 'good'?"
"The Most High has spoken, even with His own blood," Melancton replied. "Surely we know."
I saw this one.
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originally posted by Praefectus Castrorum We were holding fast on top of the towers when word came down that His Majesty, Romulus Augustus had been killed, and that we should prepare for the loyalists to arrive. Moments later the small group of them came raining in from the sky's and our entire Phalanx charged forth to defend our lives and our rights to take down the tyrant Imperious! So as we charge forward what happens? LAG! My word it was so bad. One moment the wimpy "magical" blaster was about to die by my hands and the next he was half way across the roof. None of my powers would activate! So with all that lag what happens? Yep you got it, complete Tower Wipe! The dev's really need to fix this! The Dev's hate Cimerorans! |
Throwing darts at the board to see if something sticks.....
Come show your resolve and fight my brute!
Tanks: Gauntlet, the streak breaker and you!
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Originally Posted by PapaSlade
Rangle's right....this is fun.
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But the lineups were horrible...
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NPC_Janet, My how Kings Row has changed! They used to have a super happy fun slide right here by the tram. |
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Originally Posted by Rangle M. Down
I saw this one.
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Originally Posted by Gardvord43477
It not just Trolls?
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"How do you know you are on the side of good?" a Paragon citizen asked him. "How can we even know what is 'good'?"
"The Most High has spoken, even with His own blood," Melancton replied. "Surely we know."
I laughed so hard while reading these that I gave myself a headache.
Michelle
aka
Samuraiko/Dark_Respite
Dark_Respite's Farewell Video: "One Last Day"
THE COURSE OF SUPERHERO ROMANCE CONTINUES!
Book I: A Tale of Nerd Flirting! ~*~ Book II: Courtship and Crime Fighting - Chap Nine live!
MA Arcs - 3430: Hell Hath No Fury / 3515: Positron Gets Some / 6600: Dyne of the Times / 351572: For All the Wrong Reasons
378944: Too Clever by Half / 459581: Kill or Cure / 551680: Clerical Errors (NEW!)
THE COURSE OF SUPERHERO ROMANCE CONTINUES!
Book I: A Tale of Nerd Flirting! ~*~ Book II: Courtship and Crime Fighting - Chap Nine live!
MA Arcs - 3430: Hell Hath No Fury / 3515: Positron Gets Some / 6600: Dyne of the Times / 351572: For All the Wrong Reasons
378944: Too Clever by Half / 459581: Kill or Cure / 551680: Clerical Errors (NEW!)
I found this to be very eye opening.
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originally posted by Lord Nemesis- L. Recluse, I know you don't feel like you're getting the recognition and the respect that you feel you deserve. I do understand this. Back when I'd been breaking into gold treasuries, robbing locomotives and planning world domination by manipulating all the countries into war, nobody knew who I was. But then, I hired a great PR firm! It was like night and day. I went from being a nobody on the villain scale to being recognized for my world crushing villainy. Think about it, even if I've had NOTHING to do with some crime it's "All a Nemesis plot". It was the best stolen money I've ever spent! You really should try it! |
Throwing darts at the board to see if something sticks.....
Come show your resolve and fight my brute!
Tanks: Gauntlet, the streak breaker and you!
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Originally Posted by PapaSlade
Rangle's right....this is fun.
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Blood Brother Slugger wrote: Seriously, heroes are way over powered. When is the last time it took three of any of us to take one down. Used to be we could at least take out a defender, but now with the buff to vigilence, even they can solo now. If the zig wasn't so easy to get out of, I think I would have unsubbed by now. Oh, and DOOOM! |
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Embalmed Cadaver wrote: At least you get walk back from the zig, my set defining power blows my limbs clear across the map. Cadavers need dev love. |
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Scrounger Buckshot wrote: Dude thats just wrong. |
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Trollkin Slammer wrote: Roll Rick! |
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Rotting Chamber wrote: Urrrrrrrrrrrrrr, Dreck is a fanboi. |
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Sure you were, sure you were.
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posted by Fusionette: For the last time it was NOT MY FAULT!!! I did NOT aggro that mob! I did NOT cause that team wipe! I hadn't even gotten out of the last room we were in when it happened!!!! And now NOBODY wants to team with me! Thanks Guys!
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Throwing darts at the board to see if something sticks.....
Come show your resolve and fight my brute!
Tanks: Gauntlet, the streak breaker and you!
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Originally Posted by PapaSlade
Rangle's right....this is fun.
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Blood Brother has updated his posts.
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Originally Posted by Blood_Brother
The Walk power is SERIOUSLY overpowered! People like to activate it after beating a group of us Hellions and it looks just so awesome! Yeah, Walk needs to be nerfed BIG TIME!
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TO THE END!Villains are those who dedicate their lives to causing mayhem. Villians are people from the planet Villia!
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Originally Posted by Rikti Conscript
Expression: Exhasperation. Subject: Chief Powersets. Exclamation: How much EXP required?!
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Originally Posted by Rikti Chief Soldier
Condescending remark: Request reduction of volume. Target: n00b Conscript. Chief Rank: Earned. I11 Rikti: Sarcastic definition: 'Warzone Babies'.
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Originally Posted by Rikti Magus
Curt agreement: QFT. Magus EAT: Earned hard way. Pre-I11: not even acessable. Frustration: Incredible. Patched in: I11. Revalation: 'Warzone Babies': Have it easier. Recollection: old days: Lacked Fusionette mission. Old EXP curve: Terrible. Request: Quit whining.
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Originally Posted by Advanced Drone
Statement: True. Observation: Conscript advantage: More than two powers. Unlike: Rikti Drones. Situation: Less fair.
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Originally Posted by Rikti Conscript
Exclamation: h4x perception! Rikti Drones: Never stalker fodder! Crying: Required quantity: River.
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Originally Posted by Rikti Chief Soldier
Statement: QFT
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Oh, and Rikti hate villains too
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Originally Posted by Zwillinger
GG, I would tell you that "I am killing you with my mind", but I couldn't find an emoticon to properly express my sentiment.
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Originally Posted by Captain_Photon
NOTE: The Incarnate System is basically farming for IOs on a larger scale, and with more obtrusive lore.
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Originally Posted by Blood_Brother
The Walk power is SERIOUSLY overpowered! People like to activate it after beating a group of us Hellions and it looks just so awesome! Yeah, Walk needs to be nerfed BIG TIME!
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Originally Posted by Blood_Brother Slicer
Dude, we've had walk since Issue 1, we use it after we've used it after we defeat them.
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Click here to find all the All Things Art Threads!
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Originally Posted by Samuel_Tow
City of Heroes is a game about freedom of expression and variety of experiences far more so than it is about representing any one theme, topic or genre.
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Best. Thread. Ever.
This one threw me for a loop.
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Originally Posted by Marcus Cole
Quitting the forums. I'm tired of people calling me a d****e and blaming Paragon's problems on me. I DIDN'T REDUCE YOUR EFFECTIVENESS AND I DON'T KNOW WHO EMMERT IS.
I've said my peace. I'm gonna go save Millenium City and fight sexually questionable robot cowboys there. Look me up @WhoIsEmmertAnyway. |
The Story of a Petless MM with a dream
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Originally Posted by Deus_Otiosus
This entire post should receive some kind of award for being both hysterical and fantastic.
Well done. |
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Luddite_Crusader: Having a hard time leveling. There's just NO freaking content redside. I'm out of contacts. NONE will speak to me. And street-sweeping the one zone I'm in level-range for, Cap Au Diable? Forget it. There's always a L50 blasting through, ganking me just to test out the new proc he bought at the Market. Join me and my VG in Cap tonight to give the Devs our message! |
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| Wolf_Spider: No redside content? lol. I got so many missions that I needed the increase in the size of my queue. You just enjoy your /em_protest, I'm gonna go ambush a Stalker when he clicks a glowie. |
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Longbow_Warden: Oh geez, these guys again? I've seen them in Cap. Keep in mind that they hang out like 100 YARDS from the AE BUILDING!! Yeah, they could find something to do if they wanted, but maybe they need a hit from a CLUE-BY-FOUR. *whack*!! Whine moar, noob. |
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Luddite_Crusader: At least YOU are worth a badge.
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Overheard in Brickstown:
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It happened because it is true!!
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[Broadcast] Babbage: I just stomped this whole Hero team!! [Broadcast] Galaxy Archon: Well aren't we special... [Broadcast] Babbage: But they are just laying around here. Am I supposed to kick em? [Broadcast] Advanced Oscillator: They will probably use a revive ability, wait for it. [Broadcast] Babbage: No. they are disappearing!! [Broadcast] Galaxy Archon: LOL! Don't fight much do ya? [Broadcast] Advanced Oscillator: They probably just went to hsp to regroup. [Broadcast] Babbage: Should I go hide? [Broadcast] Advanced Oscillator: No, they'll be back, jst wait [Broadcast] Babbage: just stand here and let em get me?!?!? [Broadcast] Advanced Oscillator: .... [Broadcast] Galaxy Archon: LOL L2P NEWB! |
MY FAREWELL GIFT
It is never truly gone, as long as there is someone left to remember.
Was stalking the NPC broadcast in in Atlas and...
Healion: lvl1 Healer lft
Dayum'd: lol there are no hellion healers n00b
Healion: I took medicine pool.
Cl0kwerker: obvious haxx0r. Enjoy your ban noob.
Healion: wtf?
FarmerzZz1z: lvl53 Custom Boss villain LFaeT pst.
Healion: Can I come?
FarmerzZz1z: lol no haxx0rs allowed. Not even a boss.
Healion: wtf Im healer!
FarmerzZz1z: lol lvl1 healer
Cl0kwerker: oh look, another AE baby.
FarmerzZz1z: stfunubcake
Gearsmoosher: Clockwork only CC starting in 5 minutes.
Dayum'd: But you all look alike anyway.
Whining about everything since 2006.
Ammo switching for Dual Pistols was my idea:
http://boards.cityofheroes.com/showthread.php?t=135484
Hah, the Arachnos boards are great.
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Originally Posted by Blood Widow
If I see another huge male blood widow not wearing a cup, I'm going to gouge my own eyes out with my claws.
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Originally Posted by Becky, Tarantula Mistress
Ugh, like, i know, rite? like, I know GW wants a tax-credit for being all, like, equal opportunity and stuff, but... just ugh, total fashion faux pas!
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Originally Posted by Wolf Spider
I know. Seriously, at least let them wear a cup... and get them a butt-cape, stat! So creepy. Especially in pink and neon orange--what's wrong with red and black, anyway?
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Originally Posted by Wretch
Wretch kinda like. Widow suit much more comforble.
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Originally Posted by Black Scorpion
TOO. MUCH. INFORMATION.
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I'm surprised you could find ANYTHING on that forum. All I see are a bunch of locked threads about same-sex marriage.
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Originally Posted by cursedsorcerer
A new one from the Hellions' forum.
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That blue thing running around saying "Cookies are sometimes food" is Praetorian Cookie Monster!
Shoot on sight, please.
My favorite was the post about the minion who joined a team with some random Bone Daddy in Perez Park, and all THAT guy would do was stand in a corner and say "Go. Hunt. Kill Herros."
"I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are the good people and the bad people. You're wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides." Lord Vetinari, Guards! Guards! by Terry Pratchett.
Overheard this after I rolled a new char and logged into AP.
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NPC_Mortificator: Just when we get back from the hosp, an ambush hits us. NPC_MireEidolon: lol yeah. Got team wiped like 5 times in a row. NPC_Damned: lol. what level? NPC_Mortificator: Always like lvl 1-5. The sewers are too hard. |
hey folks! Rave 2nite! Skyway, under the overpass next to the central train station. Byos.*
*bring your own superadine.