Undeniable proof - War Witch is a VILLAIN!

I knew the red name love villains muahahahaha

Villains lie... so is she telling the truth?

Something in me has to wonder.... why exactly do they have REDnames and not BLUEnames anyway...

A lot has been going for villains lately... We've finally gotten some villain devs, the redside story arcs in I17 are better, and villains will soon be able to infiltrate paragon city whenever they want...

Wait! what am I saying!?! of COURSE she's a hero!

nothing to see here... move along

I thought War Witch was supposed to be pretty powerful... in that video all she's using is [Brawl]!

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Originally Posted by Golden Girl Again, that's one of the motives - but again, this isn't really the thread for it

Then stop mentioning it

It's all a Nemisis Plot! DOOOM I SAY DOOOOOM!!!!! Someone had to say it.

I knew Warwitch was a villain when she ruined all my fun in using Lightningrod against Statesman at Manticore's wedding, instead I ended up kill the 8 low lvl villains around me due to confusion then Statesman killed me and laughed about it all, but Castle hid in a tree the whole time so it was good whether I was dead or not. But yes, only a Villain would steep that low, I should know most my toons are villains, MUHAHAHAHAHA!

What do we use to burn witches?



MORE WITCHES!!!!!!!!

I can vouch for War Witch. I was there that day.

When I first saw War Witch fighting for the enemy, I was shocked. Then angered. I made it my duty to send her to the grave... or... well, where-ever witches go to when they're defeated.

But then this crazy-looking van comes riding up over a dune. It was painted a psychadelic green, with a big flower on the side. It drove right over to War Witch, and a bunch of kids came out, along with a goofy-looking Great Dane.

The battle stopped for a moment as the kids came over to War Witch. There was a short girl with thick glasses and she looked up at War Witch and told her that the game was over, and that they had the clues to figure out War Witch's game. A tall fellow with blonde hair and an ascot, of all things, joined in, saying that War Witch had made one mistake. Then a pretty red-head said that what gave her away was the lipstick stains on the glass she was drinking out of in Pocket D. While the strange inter-dimensional energies of Pocket D allows her to be corporal enough to hold a glass, there's no way that the real War Witch would leave lipstick stains behind.

The blonde then said "let's find out who this War Witch really is", reached for War Witch's hair, and yanked. I expected his hand to just pass right through War Witch, but instead he pulled off a rubber War Witch mask and wig!

"Why, it's the Can Man!", I exclaimed.

The spunky short girl with the glasses explained that the Can Man, alias of Thurston Charles Vandermort III, has been buying up Croatoa real estate for months. He knew that the War Witch would never allow development of condomeniums around Lake Salamanca, so he decided to use this fake War Witch disguise to discredit it her. Using his other identity of Can Man, he would swoop in as a friendly, unassuming rescuer.

"And I would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for you meddling kids and your dog!", exclaimed Can Man.

Everyone around looked really confused, because none of that made sense. Then some nearby Arachnos Bane Spiders volley-fired into the lot of them and they went down in a heap and fighting resumed.

And thus, with a terrible, ponderous momentum, the train leapt off the tracks.

My take on the OP: Clearing the construction site of pesky critters is just another day on the job for Paragon Studios' lead zone designer.