Marketing hates us!


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Marketing put me in a focus group and made me all blurry.

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Marketing took our jobs!


 

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Marketing created the Rikti Monkeys that caused the recent updates to fail.


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If Jack Emmert didn't exist, marketing would have to create him.


 

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Marketing got me addicted to cookies...



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Marketing wants us to auto-retire our 50s.


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Marketing never wanted people to get butt-capes.


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Marketing created a game-breaking bug right in front of me, and JUST as I was about to report it and claim my coveted Bug Hunter badge, fixed the bug.

AND ate the badge in front of me. How rude!


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Quote:
Originally Posted by Eric Nelson View Post
Marketing created a game-breaking bug right in front of me, and JUST as I was about to report it and claim my coveted Bug Hunter badge, fixed the bug.

AND ate the badge in front of me. How rude!
With mustard or ketchup?


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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ashcraft
Quote:
Originally Posted by Eric Nelson
Marketing created a game-breaking bug right in front of me, and JUST as I was about to report it and claim my coveted Bug Hunter badge, fixed the bug.
AND ate the badge in front of me. How rude!
With mustard or ketchup?
Mayonaise...lots of mayonaise. Marketing is full of weirdos like that.


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Marketing punted my dog off a bridge!


 

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Originally Posted by Slashman View Post
I'd just be happy to see more marketing done to other people.

I'm already a subscriber and have been for near to 5 years. Please sell this great game to people that have never heard of it. Which is a huge buttload of people.

Just do something besides an occasional website interview for heaven's sake!

BUT, BUT.. if they did something so vile and disgusting as that there would be a rash of Noobs running about asking rediculous questions like... My Contact told me to go see Dave Wincott.... where the heck is Dave Wincott at? I can't find him here in Kings Row anyplace.

Imagine the horror those X Month Vets that do nothing anymore but stand around in Atlas Park showing off their 50 level and planning the next Lag infested Costume Contest would feel over someone not knowing where Dave is.. and actually caring where he was to begin with. LOL Oh wait those guys LIKE to pick on Noobs anyway... okay let's try this radical new concept and advertise the game.

Sorry I found a Tier 3 Sarcasm Inspiration and had to try it out. HAHAHA


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Marketing took down the servers tonight.


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Nemesis is head of Marketing.


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This game has a marketing department? sure fooled me.


 

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Too slow. Grab the Tabasco sauce.
This stuff's made in New York City!


 

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Marketing squeezed all the Charmin!


 

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Marketing turned the admins into Rikti.


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