Worst heroes name ever!!!


Agonus

 

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"Oh, look! We're saved! The Four Riders are here! Walking Plague, Devouring Hunger, Grim Harvest and Final Conflict will end this standoff! Wait... that doesn't sound very reassuring, does it?"


 

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Round 2...

The Fleeing Flea

Captain Capitulation

Sergeant Surrender

To The Rear Admiral

Dr Mel Practice

The Runnin' Ronin

The Yellow Streak

The Mysterious Naked Truth

The Comfort Zone Invader

Doctor Yule Filapinch

Mr Hanky

Mister Sister

Acne Acres

Bi-Polar Gal

Pure Menacing Sadism (PMS)

Bat Pole Dancer

Disease of the Month Girl!

Fiber Man

Willie Maykit

Captain Corpse

Rigor Mortimer

Steaming PileDriver

Le Hero (think Le Car)

The 4 Cylinder Dynamo

Mime Rhyme

Buckwheat's Hair

Captain Bean Burrito

The 8-Bit Wonder

Captain Happy Hour

The Ballistic Hangover

Narcalepsy Man

The Turets Kid

Masochism Man (He doesn't put up much of a fight, just begs for more)


My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw

 

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Masochism Man (He doesn't put up much of a fight, just begs for more)
Ha! I actually HAVE a character named Masochism. And he became a hero specifically because villains are more brutal and sadistic towards their enemies. And he makes heavy use of the barbed wire costume pieces. Very funny when he rescues a civilian who runs up and says "I want my kid to grow up just like you!"


Arc #40529 : The Furies of the Earth

 

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I have The 10th Victim on Triumph.


Teams are the number one killer of soloists.

 

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hehe I saw a Mind control/Sonic called Barak Obama XD


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Jirra Roo Plant/Storm/Stone/Musculature Controller
Combat Kangaroo Rifle/Energy/Mace/Spiritual Blaster
Kung Fu Kangaroo Martial Arts/Reflexes/Body/Spiritual Scrapper
Tribal Arc Shield/Elec/Mu/Spiritual Tanker

 

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I'm staying out of this one. You guys are doing fine!


Troy Hickman - So proud to have contributed to and played in this wonderful CoH universe

 

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Originally Posted by ShadowsBetween View Post
Huh? I don't get it.
Its the penalty for breaking a "jinx" call-out after two friends say the same thing.


My contribution:
The Faceplant


And you guys should really expand this by including worst SG/VG names, and most dreaded NPC contact names.


 

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Originally Posted by Rodoan View Post
Its the penalty for breaking a "jinx" call-out after two friends say the same thing.

Oh well. I still don't get it.


 

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Over the years I have seen:

How You Die
I Burn Things
THIS IS WHY IM HOT (Yes, in all caps)
GUY WHO SHOOTS FIRE (Yes, in all caps)
Happy Lantern (his bio was gutbusting funny)
In ur face

There were many others....wish I could remember them.


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Originally Posted by Obscure Blade View Post
Well, with GR coming we will soon have any number of heroes with names that are...less than reassuring.

"Oh, Devourer of Innocence, you saved me! Ah, you ARE saving me, right? And not the 'for-dinner' kind of saved?"
....

You act like there weren't Heroes named things like that Before CoV was even announced.

-_-


@Oathbound & @Oathbound Too

 

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Character names I have actually rolled:

  • The Man from Uranus
  • Cap'n Debt
  • The Ugly Green Lampshade
  • Grignr
  • Saint Sniffer
  • The Priggish Whig



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"At what point do we say, 'You're mucking with our myths'?" - Harlan Ellison

 

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Major Murder


 

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Mister Fister
8-Track Player
BetaMaxx
Commodore Constipation
ReLaxative
Captain Corduroy
Emo Hero


Comic and Hero/Villain Culture
Saturday January 29th, 2005 (12:37 PM) ~ Monday August 9th, 2010
Those Who Lived It Will Remember Long after your Ban Hammer Crumbles and the servers flicker dead.
We Will Remember This One Moment In Time! ~ Shadow Ravenwolf

 

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I have a Hero Called Four Beer Man


Doom/Batman in 2012

The Resistance has boobs too, and better hair!

 

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The Racist
Slipu a' Mickey Man
Clinton's Cigar
General Cusser
Allah Akbomber


 

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Originally Posted by kangaroo120y View Post
hehe I saw a Mind control/Sonic called Barak Obama XD
How about a Claws/x Scrapper, Baraka Obama?


 

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Thanks to Colin Mochrie and Who's Line, i have a claws/regen stalker called Captain Bloodloss.
I've also seen "Fry Dat Chicken", "can i get a tp" and "dont taze me bro"


 

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Worst HERO name ever? Evil McNasty.


 

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Blubberpuss.


 

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Aquaman!


Having Vengeance and Fallout slotted for recharge means never having to say you're sorry.

 

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Originally Posted by ShadowsBetween View Post
Oh well. I still don't get it.
I take it you're not from America?

A common... I guess you would call it a "game"... in America, particularly with children and young teens, goes as follows:
- Two people say the exact same thing at the exact same time
- One of the two says "Jinx! You owe me a CokeĀ™"


http://www.fimfiction.net/story/36641/My-Little-Exalt

 

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As you can see from my signature, I have a hero (heroic duo actually) named "Mr. Piddles and Kelly," and I doubt they inspire much cofidence either by name, or in appearance since they are a sentient mutant kitten sitting on the shoulder of his reanimated dead owner.


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Captain Vegemite

Kid Collapse

Miss Menstrual

1st. Son of Satan

The Kangaroo Kid

Leave it Alone Lad

Captain Fish sticks

Commander Crotch Rot


@1st. Son

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Originally Posted by Heraclea View Post
Character names I have actually rolled:

  • The Man from Uranus
  • Cap'n Debt
  • The Ugly Green Lampshade
  • Grignr
  • Saint Sniffer
  • The Priggish Whig
I have a toon called the Robot from Uranus. It says clearly in his bio that he's from the planet Uranus, though.

Eco.


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