Worst heroes name ever!!!


Agonus

 

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Oh no how ever will i escape! If only a hero was here to save me!!!! Oh wait, _________ is here? . . . . . . . . May as well get back to begging for mercy . . . . .

A heros name is his/her symbol. A sign that is supposed to say that YOU are here and that your enemies should be afraid. But every so often, a hero comes along with a name so silly and so . . . . bad that the only thing it does is strike fear into the people your trying to save! Heres some of the names that heroes SHOULDNT have, feel free to post your own! [If your doing a villain, state next to it].

  • Runaway from danger man!
  • Captain pork
  • Blind jim
  • SuperParanoid
  • Jinx
  • Sweet defeat
  • Epic Fail
  • George Bush [sorry my friend said it and had to add it!]
  • The lapdance kid
  • Easily Bribed
  • FailureMan
  • The debt
  • Last resort
  • Cliffhanger


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*summons Troy Hickman*

--NT


They all laughed at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
But I showed them, and nobody's laughing at me now!

If I became a red name, I would be all "and what would you mere mortals like to entertain me with today, mu hu ha ha ha!" ~Arcanaville

 

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Hmm, let's see....


A loooooong time ago, in a "The Tick"-based game of Toon at a gaming convention, our team was rescued by Steering-Wheel-Repair Man!!!
(The Tick had, of course, snapped the steering wheel off our vehicle, as we were trying to go to a crime scene. )


And then there was my first superteam in the miniatures game SuperSystem - Collateral Damage
(yes, they all had only AoE attack powers that affected allies as well )


 

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Troy Hickman!
Troy Hickman!
Troy Hickman!

...

Did it work?


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Hmmm... okay... I can give it a go...

Captain Grammar

Smell My Finger Man

PULL My Finger Man

The Nag

Doctor Whoops

The Blind Surgeon

Hickman's Proctologist

Mister Pants (arch nemesis of you-know-who)

Trouser Monkey

Master Hu Flung Pu

Mah Authoritah (then you can respec him... and yell "I have Respec'd Mah Athoritah!")

Near Sighted Cannibal Man

Near Sighted Gynocologist

Doctor Where's My Watch?

The Radioactive Snuggler

Major B.O.

General Disorder

The Amazing Phail

Willy the One Eyed Wonder Worm!

Holey Moley Rolley Polley

The Incredible Ick

Captain Splut

Major Leakage

The Halitosis Hugger

Humpy the Wonder Dog

Captain Squat

The Heroic Hershey Squirt

The Leper Con

The Wondrous Wheeze

Doctor Scab

Doctor Poke and Prod

Captain Hugo First


My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw

 

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Folllowing Steelclaw is a tough act, but here we go...

Razorbeard

Stinkfist

Something Man

Marvin Horowicz (1)

Tuna Force

El Anchoa

Action Eye

Disco Lemonade (2)


(1) My apologies to anyone named Marvin Horowicz, but it is a really bad super-hero name...

(2) With many thanks to Marcy Playground.



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Duracel AA [because they always run out at the worst time ]


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Commander Perineum, and his plucky sidekick Frenulum Boy!

Eco.


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Its that show which actually inspired me to make this thread Was watching the one with robin williams and them all doing scenes from a hat.


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I guess none of you are on Liberty cuz none of my toon names are mentioned and they should be.


 

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I'm just curious, what's wrong with a hero named Jinx? (Other than the fact that DC and Marvel both already each have a character with that name?)


 

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  • Captain Backstab
  • Turbo Traitor
  • Peter Perturbable
  • Sergeant Pratfall
  • Commander Getskilled


BackAlleyBrawler: I can't facepalm this post hard enough.
ShoNuff: If sophisticated = bro-mantically emo-tastic, then I'm going to keep to my Shonen loving simplicity dammit.

 

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Captain Leeeeerooooy


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Rotiart


 

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Originally Posted by ShadowsBetween View Post
I'm just curious, what's wrong with a hero named Jinx? (Other than the fact that DC and Marvel both already each have a character with that name?)
You'd always be owing him a soda...


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Bob
Jimmy
Sarah
Hero (what ever number)
Some Dude
Some Random Dude
Loser


 

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Originally Posted by Impish Kat View Post
You'd always be owing him a soda...
Huh? I don't get it.


 

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Steelclaw has already been invoked but lets see what I can do...


Wonder Wimp
Sister Mary Pacifist
Wet Blanket
Captain Whine
Not in the Face Man
Captain Why Me?
The Uselessinator
Captain Un-Ethical
Questionable Lass
The Zit


and


Can-we-get-back-to-this-another-time Man.


Just a few thoughts. No, I have not actually used any of these. Feel free.


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Originally Posted by Archiviste View Post
Folllowing Steelclaw is a tough act, but here we go...

Razorbeard
Stinkfist
Something Man
Marvin Horowicz (1)
Tuna Force

El Anchoa

Action Eye
Disco Lemonade (2)

(1) My apologies to anyone named Marvin Horowicz, but it is a really bad super-hero name...
(2) With many thanks to Marcy Playground.
Actually, there is a superheroe named El Anchoa.



I think it's some kind of comedic short film.



 

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Well, with GR coming we will soon have any number of heroes with names that are...less than reassuring.

"Oh, Devourer of Innocence, you saved me! Ah, you ARE saving me, right? And not the 'for-dinner' kind of saved?"


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