Getting in Touch with the Praetorian You


Absolute Malice

 

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Okay, to pass the time while the servers are down..

If the Praetorian version of a person is supposed to be the exact opposite of the standard version; what might the Praetorian version of your forum persona and your characters be?

For example.. My character conversions:

Flexible Physics : Rigid Chemistry
Passive Aggression : Excited Calm
Assisted Afterlife : Do-It-Yourself Birth
Surgeon's Canvas : Dentist's Clay
Re-Stitched : UnStapled
Lore Master : Ignorance Slave
Urban Tactics : Country Chaos
Chylde Prodigy : Geriatric Ignoramous
Blood Priestess : Flesh Agnostic
Shackled Eternity : Freed Brevity
Phantasmal Fantasy : Real Reality
Core Combustion : Fringe Freeze
Shadow's Secret : Light's Broadcast
Blood and Honor : Flesh and Shame
Evolution Upgrade : Creationism Download

This has been brought to you by my Praetorian self...

Tin Toenail


My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw

 

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Okay Ill play,
Renzer:Abaedon
Amartasu:Amardesu
Incidri:Froi
Froi:Incedri
Dr.Fieldsr.Fields
....hmm...
Ensiform Mistress:Blunt Man



D: Toss me a hai @DarkNat My Fify glory: Renzer Dark/Dark Corr., Renzro Dark/Dark Def., Amartasu Dark/Dark Scrap.Less important ones: Fire/Fire Blaster,Ice/Ice Blaster,Ele/Ele Brute, Mind/Storm Troll,Fire/Kin Corr.,Bots/FF MM., DB/Regen Scrap.

 

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Okay Ill play,
Renzer:Abaedon
Amartasu:Amardesu
Incidri:Froi
Froi:Incedri
Dr.Fields: Veterinarian Mountains
....hmm...
Ensiform Mistress:Blunt Man

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Fix'd that for ya


My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw

 

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I thought the only major difference between Praetoria and Prime was that Miss Liberty was her own grandmother...


Infatum on Virtueverse

 

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Hmm. I guess for the forum avatar it would have to be Impervium_Imp_With_a_Goatee_That_Means_He's_Evil.

I toyed with a Praetorian version of my Sonic/Sonic defender as a Sonic/Sonic corruptor, but it felt too much like playing the same powersets over again. (Neurophon vs Battlesong, btw).


 

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Hmmm... I don't think most of mine transfer over all that well.

Memphis Bill: Chicago Sue?
Ignia Elemenia: Aquus Etherian (eh, not quite...)
Feliney Assault: Canine Defender
Violet Flame: Emerald Ash
Dreamon (dream+demon) : Lucingel (lucid+angel)
Cryo Havoc : Flame of Order
Theorum : Proof
Lady Moquerie : Lord Sérieux perhaps.


 

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Kitsune Knight : Kitsune Knight


I'm the evil version of myself!

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holy crap!!!!!! i'm the evil version of you too coincidence?


Oh yeah, that was the time that girl got her whatchamacallit stuck in that guys dooblickitz and then what his name did that thing with the lizards and it cleared right up.

screw your joke, i want "FREEM"

 

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Odd thing about that. I've reupped my accounts, and was looking at my villians and heroes....
...and came to the startling realization that they are mirrors. Nearly every one came out to a 1-1 concept match, with only a few offs in the set.

http://www.myrdinn.com/HeroesNVillians/duel.htm


Explorer: 93%. Achiever: 40%. Socializer: 40%. Killer 33%.
Current Heroes and Villains (altitis holding at 50 currents)
To all the devs, past, present, (and may there be) future: /salute
To NCSoft: Understand that you reap what you plant, and you cannot gain what you throw away.

 

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Odd thing about that. I've reupped my accounts, and was looking at my villians and heroes....
...and came to the startling realization that they are mirrors. Nearly every one came out to a 1-1 concept match, with only a few offs in the set.

http://www.myrdinn.com/HeroesNVillians/duel.htm

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you sir, have a disturbing love of beards


Oh yeah, that was the time that girl got her whatchamacallit stuck in that guys dooblickitz and then what his name did that thing with the lizards and it cleared right up.

screw your joke, i want "FREEM"

 

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Hmmm this could be fun

Blood Spectre = Water Ghost Buster
Coiling Cobra = Lounging Mongoose
Doctor Online = Nurse Offdot
Project Dragonfly = Homework Knightspider
Scissor Man = Paper Woman
Nemean = Heracles



Paragon Unleashed, Unleash Yourself!

 

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Hmmm this could be fun

Blood Spectre = Water Ghost Buster
Coiling Cobra = Lounging Mongoose
Doctor Online = Nurse Offdot
Project Dragonfly = Homework Knightspider
Scissor Man = Paper Woman
Nemean = Heracles

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Okay folks... quiet please... we're taking bets on the outcomes of the Praetorian vs Standard battles... Do I have any takers for the Scissor Man vs Paper Woman fight? Any takers at all? Oh come on! Surely someone is going to bet Paper Woman!

Ah, there we are... one bet for Paper Woman from Rock Boy.

Rock Boy: "Hey, I fought Scissor Man and beat him easy. But I've been covered by Paper Woman so many times that I just give up the moment I see her."


My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw

 

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My character conversions:

Una : Myriad
American Anthem : Soviet Silence
Silk : Frieze (2. A coarse, shaggy woolen cloth with an uncut nap.)
Freeze Frame : Fast Forward
Dakota : Singapore ( West > East)
Noa : Coye (Noa has many meanings in different languages including a feminine hebrew name for movement. Coye comes up as English for "Quiet, Still")
Starmada : Terraft (Get it? Both portmanteau.. second being Terra + Raft.. I'm such a nerd.)
Alt : Main Attraction
Brunette : Blonditz (Hey, I had to throw in something controversial! Dinah's going to find me.. Oh noess.)
Angry Angel : Delighted Demon ( Alliteration ftw!)
Broken English: Foreign Fix
Exotica : Nativa
Phobia : Valentia
Czarina : Provincia (Ok, now I'm just getting lazy by adding "a" at the end)
Vamp : Stilleto (shoes! Folks, shoes! The Vamp is the upper part.)
Aranita : Statuesque uh.. Bunny (Cuz, Aranita means little spider... )
Witchcraft : Science Faire (Dunno why I was thinking science fair and vanity faire. Oh yeah, because witchs are traditionally not attractive girls. Except for the new magic pack.. Ooo la la.)
Emmanuelle : Frank the Burly Bunny
Vignette : Novella
Posh : Sporty Spice? (My Posh is not actually a Spice Girl but it was the first thing that came to mind.)
Little Arson Annie : Firefighting Femme-giantica
Vanessa : ***** it, this is hard... =P
Nefer : Ugly Betty!
Dark Astoria : Talos Beach. Talos Bish?
Pea Elle : Content Nommer.. nom nom nom. How about Sir Carrot.
Sunday Mourning : Happy Humpday!
Berlin: No idea.
Havana: No idea.
Tokyo: No idea.
Paris: Genius Girl
Vanity: Butterface (edit: doesn't really fit. Hmm.. Insecurette? How emo is that :P)

Ooo.. I think the servers are back up!


 

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Hehe!

Destined to Die --- Assumed Longevity
Scantily Clad --- Overdressed

I.. can't remember any other characters right now!


 

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Bookkeeper Jay - Bookkeeper Jay

Magi Sro'Kisk - Ambassador Sro'Kisk

Untimely Gentlemen - The Schemer's Memory

Nal-kun - Mercenary Contractor: Borken Wings


 

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Hmmm this could be fun

Blood Spectre = Water Ghost Buster
Coiling Cobra = Lounging Mongoose
Doctor Online = Nurse Offdot
Project Dragonfly = Homework Knightspider
Scissor Man = Paper Woman
Nemean = Heracles

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Now I want to go into the AE and make a kung-fu arc called "Coiling Cobra, Lounging Mongoose." Snakes vs. lazy Tsoo.


Storm Summoning is great because it makes you better than everyone else in the game. - Camma

Knockback is mitigation. It won't be removed just because meleers ***** and moan. - Chaos Creator

 

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Jack Power = Joe Blow?

//Jack


The Kickers base.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
-Groucho Marx

 

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The Praetorian Name thing is interesting. Let's look at some examples:

Statesman == Tyrant
Back Alley Brawler == Marauder
Positron == Anti-Matter
Mynx == Bobcat

So, in general, the Praetorian Name of a character is a reflection of their current name, but with a more...aggressive, sinister twist.

Given that:

Castle == Checkmate


 

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Well that would mean my Fathers plans worked. I would be the bane of heaven,instead of the epic failure of hell.

My name would stay the same 1st. Son of Satan


@1st. Son

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Does that mean nothing is more sinister than Infernal or Malaise?

Of course, that's only the pattern for Good Guys Gone Bad. For Bad Guys Gone Good, the pattern seems to be to merely inverse part of the name.... So Pantless Giant would become Pantsful Giant! But what about names where there's no clear inversion? Say, Bob Newhart? Dick Van [censored] really isn't the inversion....

Inquiring minds want to know!


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;_; ?!?! What the heck is wrong with you, my god, I have never been so confused in my life!

 

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Mine would likely be Argentum; Siolfir is an old english spelling of silver (one of many). I just liked it when I saw it in the entymology and keep using it.

If anyone wants to make a list for me, here are some characters (in addition to Siolfir, above):
Kelly Marrey (50 WS)
Snow Bored (50 Cold/Ice Def)
Scorching Hot (38 Fire/Fire Bla)
Niao (32 Claws/WP Scr)
Cloudy Thoughts (35 Mind/Storm Con)
Miss Givings (27 PB)
Loose Morals (24 Kin/Dark Def)
Tempting Bait (33 Sd/SS Tan)
Polar Energy (20 Ice/EM Bla)
Dicey Prospect (13 DB/WP Scr)
Flame Dancer (12 Fire/Fire Bla)
A Warning to Others (4 Ill/Rad Con)

Small Dose (42 Rad/Kin Cor)
Best Intentions (35 Son/Pain Cor)
Bad Cliche (39 DM/EA Bru)
Clooless Noobie (25 Energy/Storm Cor)
Carmen Aburana (50 Wid)
Polar Abyss (50 Dark/Cold Cor)
Hapless Schoolgirl (50 SM/WP Brute)
Frigid Waste (50 Ice/Rad Cor)
Pyrrhic Victory (50 Fire/Kin Cor)
Mall Rat (28 DB/WP Sta)
Little Bunny Pew Pew (12 Mind/EA Dom)
Cinnamon Drop (22 EM/WP Sta)

...that's probably enough for now.


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it has gone from unconscionable to downright appalling that we have no way of measuring our characters' wetness.
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Ohh fun game.

Let me go...

Prime ------- Praetoria

Ice Wall ----- Fire Door

General Anesthetic ---- Localized Agony (I really like this one.. Dibs!)

Madam Justice ---- Lord Lawless

Lady Kayos ---- Mister Tranquility

Sei Tin ----- Gawd

Officer Bad Cop --- Officer Good Cop

Phil Connors --- Peter Venkman

Viridian Huntress --- Amethyst Prey


"Where does he get those wonderful toys?" - The Joker

 

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Actually wouldn't Castle = Fortress?


 

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Kelly Marren : Belly Barren (no clue.. decided to go cutesy)
Snow Bored : Steam Stoked
Scorching Hot : Chillin' Cold
Niao : Later (heh)
Cloudy Thoughts : Clear Action
Miss Givings : Miss Takes
Loose Morals : Tight Immorality
Tempting Bait : Repellant Prey
Polar Energy : Solar Matter
Dicey Prospect : Pen and Paper Surety
Flame Dancer : Ice Wall Flower
A Warning to Others : An Invitation to Self

Small Dose : Big Uno
Best Intentions : Worst Results
Bad Cliche : Good Original
Clooless Noobie : Educated Experience
Carmen Aburana : Truckwomen Abu-Dabi
Polar Abyss : Solar Ascendance
Hapless Schoolgirl : Happed Professor
Frigid Waste : Blazing Resource
Pyrrhic Victory : Arcitc Defeat
Mall Rat : Library Feline
Little Bunny Pew Pew : Big Wolf Sweet Smell
Cinnamon Drop : Sugar High

Edit: Oops.. missed one.


My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw