The COMPLETE Go. Hunt. Kill Skuls Guide.


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Due to the overwhelming success of this guide, I'm considering a TV infomercial or a full-scale documentary, ala Farenheit 911, to further the "Go. Hunt. Kill Skuls!" directive.

I think Sally Struthers would make a great spokesmodel for our instructional infomercial, as her tearful reading of "Go. Hunt. Kill Skuls!" could really hit home with the people who are having difficulty with this skul-killing technique.

It took a lot, A LOT, of research and development, not to mention trial and error, to come up with the PRECISE steps for successful skul killing, and I think many people could benefit from our intel.


 

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Here it is at last, Go. Hunt. Kill Skuls: The Epic Poem!

Set to the rhythm of Lewis Carrol's Jabberwocky, naturally.

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You missed the most important bit: the first and last verse!

'Twas brillig, all through Perez Park,
and Hydra waded in the wabe;
All mimsy were the Vhazilok,
And the Clockworks outgrabe.


 

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Sailboat and Dodger all I have to say is you guys owe me a new monitor.

Don't drink and read the forums, tis dangerous to your hardware.


 

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Ya, I thought about using "crania", but that word is the translation of the word "skull".
I couln't find a Latin word for "Skul".

Disclaimer: Repeated use of the Go. Hunt. Kill Skuls. Program may result in sleep deprivation, caffeine addiction, pressure wounds, and mass hysteria. While these side effects are rare, this program should still be used with caution.


 

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Nice finish to a great Poem Dodger.....

5 stars for the both of you.

muffinlad


 

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First off, I love your guide. Your guidance is an inspiration to all of us.

A strange thing occured the other day. I was following your guide to the letter when a Bonedaddy scream out:

"All your base are belong to us"

What can this mean? Have I strayed from your proven formula? Please advise me.

Also where can I subscribe to your Kill Skuls newsletter?


Good Luck and Good Hunting,

Server: Pinnacle
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Illuminaut - Lvl 12 Fire/Dev Blaster

 

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Now available also in Finnish!

Vaiheet:
1) Mene.
2) Metsasta.
3) Tapa skuleja.


 

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While I really enjoyed "the COMPLETE Go. Hunt. Kill Skuls Guide" I will not buy "Idiots Guide To Jerk Hacking". This is for those who are dupin rares and gold and just anything to cheat. That's not for me. It gone to the americans. Stop jerk hacking.


"Having a level 50 doesn't make you an expert"
CheechNChong

 

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And in danish:

1. Gå
2. Jag
3. Dræb Skul'er


Torden - Lvl 50 Electric blast / Electric manipulation / Electric mastery Blaster - Triumph
General Thrax - Lvl 50 Mercenaries / Poison / Mace mastery Mastermind - Freedom

 

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I give it tae ye in Scottish -

Gew.
Hoont.
Kill Skoolz.

Feh...Ye cuntahs...


 

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I give it tae ye in Scottish -

Gew.
Hoont.
Kill Skoolz.

Feh...Ye cuntahs...

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And In Geordie (sorry US guys you will not get this)
Had away.
Hoont
Kyell Skuls!
Up the Toon!

And for the lovely folks of Hartlepool
Go
Hunt.
Hang Monkeys!



@Catwhoorg "Rule of Three - Finale" Arc# 1984
@Mr Falkland Islands"A Nation Goes Rogue" Arc# 2369 "Toasters and Pop Tarts" Arc#116617

 

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And for the lovely folks of Hartlepool
Go
Hunt.
Hang Monkeys!

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I'm not sure I get this one, but it's really funny.


But still I fear and still I dare not laugh at the madman!

One man's "meh" is another man's "zomg". - Leatherneck

Procrastination meter coming soon.

 

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Finally, the guide in Japanese!

1. iku
2. sagashi
3. skuls o korosu


 

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Finally, the guide in Japanese!

1. iku
2. sagashi
3. skuls o korosu

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1. Iku.
2. Karu.
3. Skuls o Korosu.

cause sagasu is to 'look for' and karu is 'hunt' ^_^

I tried to post unicode but it doesn't seem to work:

1. 行く。
2. 狩る。
3. スクルズ&a mp;#12434;殺す。


 

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*sniff*...

You guys, (just a second, choking up here....), you guys really know how to pull together to make sure every race in the universe can enjoy this guide and successfully kill skuls. This is an example of the beauty of human kindness.

I've translated it into Swahili:

1. Click.
2. Tawwwwck.
3. Click-doooph-doooph clickclack toop!


 

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OMaGosh!ilikemadethisclawsregenFOTMscrapnamed7337w olverineofdoomthenfollowedtheGo.Hunt.KillSkuls.Gui deandIneversawanyskuls
canyouplscritiquemybuildcauseicantfindthesearchbut tonthatslikebythemainindexlinkorbebotheredtohitali nkinsomeonessighalf
thetimeohandidontknowhowtosavemoneyoncarinsurancee ithercanyoupostaguidetothat?!one!!!

(aagh! - I've been jerk hacked!)

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who let the gnome out of Krynn?


Victorian

 

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The steps:

1. Go.
2. Hunt.
3. Kill Skuls!

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Just a point of clarification. Steps one and two, known as the "Go" and "Hunt" maneuvers, are not completely necessary. You may find yourself idling in a safe zone while someone is powerleveling you, for instance, and Skuls may suddenly approach YOU. In this case, the "Go" maneuver is non-applicable to the situation at hand, and "Hunt" would be overkill to begin at that time. The "Kill Skuls" closing maneuver can be executed without penalty at this point.


 

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I give it tae ye in Scottish -

Gew.
Hoont.
Kill Skoolz.

Feh...Ye cuntahs...

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And In Geordie (sorry US guys you will not get this)
Had away.
Hoont
Kyell Skuls!
Up the Toon!

And for the lovely folks of Hartlepool
Go
Hunt.
Hang Monkeys!

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LMAO good old Hartlepool...no, wait a sec....

And for our welsh friends:

1) Cerdedd
2) Helcyd
3) Llad Skuls

think that's about right - but then I am Seisnig!


 

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And for the lovely folks of Hartlepool
Go
Hunt.
Hang Monkeys!

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I'm not sure I get this one, but it's really funny.

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Explanation:- http://portcities.hartlepool.gov.uk/...onNarrative.69



@Catwhoorg "Rule of Three - Finale" Arc# 1984
@Mr Falkland Islands"A Nation Goes Rogue" Arc# 2369 "Toasters and Pop Tarts" Arc#116617

 

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way to go match, take a revoltion and pour fuel on the fire!!!!

so not only now are we killing skulls but we are doing it in many different languages, well at least the guide is.

gj


"Good old plan D works every time." - Col. Mitchel

"How did you die?" - Me
"I ran out of hit points!" - Alena

 

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Now, thanks to the US Congress, it's now a law. After readig this incredible guide, Senator I. C . Yue pushed a law through Congress making it a law to kill Skuls. So do your part. Kill Skuls. It's the law.


"Having a level 50 doesn't make you an expert"
CheechNChong

 

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Kill Skuls.

It's not just a mission, it's a way of life!


Visit The DC2 Universe today!

 

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The steps:

1. Go.
2. Hunt.
3. Kill Skuls!

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You had me at Go.

Show me the Skuls!!


and my translation contribution, now that my life has turned around.

Pig Latin:
1. Ogay.
2. Unthay.
3. Illkay Ulskay.


 

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Skuls for KHORNE!!!!


 

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Celebrities Alan Alda and John Leguizamo use the Go Hunt Kill Skuls how-to guide! Shouldn't you be using the Go Hunt Kill Skuls! how-to guide too?!