My Review of Tomorrow's Paragon Market Offering


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store update!

New
Beast Mastery

Sales
Character slots
MM IO sets
XP boosters

That's all I noticed.


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So bestiality MMs are live today? When's stick waving coming out?


 

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Originally Posted by Xzero45 View Post
Yup. That way folks'll play it longer instead of getting to 50 and being bored with it after a day.
BOOOM!!!!

*headshot*


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Originally Posted by Zombie Man View Post
Never. They're stringing folks along in the hopes of a Staff set without ever having to deliver.

Genius!
I like it! The tears will be delicious.


 

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Originally Posted by Emberly View Post
I like it! The tears will be delicious.

All of my tears.

;_;


 

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Also forgot that the MM archtype is also on sale for non-VIPs.


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Originally Posted by Golden Girl View Post
Male lions do very little work - it's the lady lions who run the show
And that scales down all the way to cats to. I could tell you a story about 3 sister cats who each had 5 kittens. the younger sisters didnt really care for playing mommy and weaned thiers pretty fast then moved on to find new territory.

Meanwhile the oldest sister, a pure black pantheress, started nursing the other 10 lonely young kits on top of her own 5. and managed to get them to adulthood only losing 1 kitten from each litter to various accidents like dogs or attacks from other cats.

of those 12 that reached adulthood only 4 are females. All the kittens are long grown now and still wander the nieghborhood frequently coming by to visit thier momma cat who rules from her yard like queen of the entire town.


 

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Originally Posted by Demetrios Vasilikos View Post
And that scales down all the way to cats to. I could tell you a story about 3 sister cats who each had 5 kittens. the younger sisters didnt really care for playing mommy and weaned thiers pretty fast then moved on to find new territory.

Meanwhile the oldest sister, a pure black pantheress, started nursing the other 10 lonely young kits on top of her own 5. and managed to get them to adulthood only losing 1 kitten from each litter to various accidents like dogs or attacks from other cats.

of those 12 that reached adulthood only 4 are females. All the kittens are long grown now and still wander the nieghborhood frequently coming by to visit thier momma cat who rules from her yard like queen of the entire town.
did she also birth three wolves and... another bigger wolf?


 

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Originally Posted by agent white View Post
and zwill comes out as a furry.

qft


 

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Originally Posted by Agent White View Post
And Zwill comes out as a Furry.

Well, technically... he chose the gun-toting western lass over the catgirls, so I think we can say that, while he considers catgirl-attraction a "pro," Cowgirl > furry

Now we just need to find out where ninjas & pirates fall in his metric.


 

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Originally Posted by CactusBrawler View Post
One too many wolves, the tier three should of been a gorilla or bear, otherwise remove the lions and just call it wolf mastery.
It's probably been suggested before, but shouldn't it be Lions and Tigers and Bears?


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Originally Posted by Aneko View Post
It's probably been suggested before, but shouldn't it be Lions, Tigers and Bears?


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Originally Posted by Kinrad View Post
-=le sigh=- I shall join the small chorus of shruggers and save my points for staff fighting...
I am the same. I like MM's and think they are super cool, I just can't seem to play one for crap. So, I am saving my points, and IO's for Staff Melee.


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Man we get the best patch notes.


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Originally Posted by terrible_deli View Post
store update!

New
Beast Mastery

Sales
Character slots
MM IO sets
XP boosters

That's all I noticed.

Well, they sold me on the 5x character slots. I had 1460 points still so...1200 for 5 char. slots leaves me with 260 points; add 550 for the next month of free points and that's enough to get the Staff Fighting power set next month when it releases


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EEWWWWW don't ask how they get that fragrance all over you.


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Originally Posted by Aneko View Post
It's probably been suggested before, but shouldn't it be Lions and Tigers and Bears?
While I appreciate a good joke...

I think lions and tigers make more sense in the tier 2. But would be a bit odd to have them as tier 1, due to what happens to tier 1 pets once you hit the heavier hitting enemy range.

Also, does it seem odd to anyone else that summoning wolves uses a generic growl, as opposed to the perfectly serviceable Howl emote sound?

<*tinfoil hat time*> It's almost like they're planning ahead for power customization with the set. </tinfoil hat>

For the sake of easing my conspiracy theorist side, are either Dire Wolf or Umbra Beast summoned with a howl? Or a generic growl?


 

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Originally Posted by TerraDraconis View Post
EEWWWWW don't ask how they get that fragrance all over you.
At least we'd know that 60% of the time it would work every time.


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Originally Posted by CactusBrawler View Post
One too many wolves, the tier three should of been a gorilla or bear, otherwise remove the lions and just call it wolf mastery.
Top tier should definitely have been a grizzly.

Or a giant panda (they're more dangerous than they look.)

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Could make the tier 9 a bear with a reskin, but would be nicer if he couls stand up.


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Originally Posted by Golden Girl View Post
Male lions do very little work - it's the lady lions who run the show
I wish that was true for humans too.


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So random post...

Anyone know (and is willing to share ) what was said in the community ustream today? Anything of importance (any cool new tangents made?!)?


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