My Review of Tomorrow's Paragon Market Offering

This item has wolves in it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 800 Paragon Points by itself, but once I created a character, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the costume I created for my shiny new avatar would properly cover my girth, I walked from the tutorial to Mercy Island and was immediately approached by cat-girls. The feline beauties knew from the wolves at my side that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The cat-girls that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them infamy for something they called RP. I told them no, because they didn't have a compelling enough backstory, and frankly a man with a wolf-pack shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at the trainer, turned on my Prestige Power Slide (walking is such a drag!) gliding side to side so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing training enhancements, I could hear the sound of spurred boots on the pavement behind me. I turned around to see a super powered dream in a rocking new Gunslinger Costume, pistols drawn standing there. She told me she liked the wolves at my side, I told her I wanted to be her sidekick. She offered me a swig from her Enriche™, and I hopped on the back of her Flying Carpet and flew into the rest of our lives. Thank you Paragon Market.

Pros: Fits my playstyle, has wolves in it, attracts cat-girls
Cons: Only 3 wolves and one Dire Wolf (could probably use a few more as opposed to those unmanly lionesses), needs more bees, I was lead to believe that I would have a GIANT bird.

BM... and no, not that kind.

When I buy my stick; I'm gonna hit someone with it

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Originally Posted by Dispari I don't know why Dink thinks she's not as sexy as Jay was. In 5 posts she's already upstaged his entire career.

So... what you're trying to say is that we're getting Staff Fighting tomorrow?

And you release it the Tuesday AFTER DXP. *sigh*

Oh no...
We have finally broken Zwill!

One too many wolves, the tier three should of been a gorilla or bear, otherwise remove the lions and just call it wolf mastery.

No, wait... he's actually Alan and the wolves on his side are Stu and Phil.

In the Market tomorrow; The Hangover vanity pets.

I knew it

Awww, was really hoping for Staff Melee.

*ahem* A "lone wolf" is by definition an insane wolf.

Is this going live at midnight PDT, or not until after the patch?

From what I understand it's very nice looking but woefully underpowered in comparassion to say ninjas/demons/thugs.

I want the giant hawk back

And Zwill comes out as a Furry.