The worst superpower ever
Listen. When you and your wife walk into Wal-Mart,
and she says, "No need for a cart, just gonna get lip balm,"
and then she wants a case of coke, and a lawnmower, and a halogen lamp, and a patio set, and a bar of soap,
you tell ME if that's the worst superpower ever.
Arc #6015 - Coming Unglued
"A good n00b-sauce is based on a good n00b-roux." - The Masque
Thought for the day:
"Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment."
=][=
At least it might tell you if you were dealing with an illusionary sleeper or if someone was only pretending to sleep (say, to turn around and pump you full of silver when you get close)
Premium accounts can't edit signatures.
Huh.
And I thought this was going to be a pointer to the song by The Doubleclicks:
http://thedoubleclicks.bandcamp.com/...erpower-ever-2
_________
@Inquisitor
Worst power I ever heard was the guy whose 'gift' was the ability to change the color of any object.
Anything he touched, he could change the color to anything else. That's it, just the color, not the material itself. So no Gold from lead or anything. |
C'mon, somebody else? Don't make me stand out here by myself.
Actually, he has links to the most awesome power source of all: writers looking for a challenge.
@Glass Goblin - Writer, brainstormer, storyteller, hero
Though nothing will drive them away
We can beat them, just for one day
We can be heroes, just for one day
Every superpower has its place...
The "worst" superpower is the one that is never used....
*the more you know*
Leader of The LEGION/Fallen LEGION on the Liberty server!
SSBB FC: 2062-8881-3944
MKW FC: 4167-4891-5991
@Glass Goblin - Writer, brainstormer, storyteller, hero
Though nothing will drive them away
We can beat them, just for one day
We can be heroes, just for one day
Dude, you did NOT just dis my man Color Kid?!
|
'I don't like the look of it at all,' said the King: 'however, it may kiss my hand if it likes.'
'I'd rather not,' the Cat remarked.
'Don't be impertinent,' said the King, 'and don't look at me like that!' He got behind Alice as he spoke.
'A cat may look at a king,' said Alice.
The worst powerset ever was on the toon I just deleted to make room for *this* toon. *nods*
If Outbreak was still the tutorial zone, I would expect those rock throwers to shove a wobbly wheel cart at me. With the wobbly wheels, there would be no telling where the cart might go - the rock thrower getting popped in the tail by his cart going in a circle would have been funny. "Slot it for accuracy, ya noob!"
The worst powerset ever was on the toon I just deleted to make room for *this* toon. *nods*
If Outbreak was still the tutorial zone, I would expect those rock throwers to shove a wobbly wheel cart at me. With the wobbly wheels, there would be no telling where the cart might go - the rock thrower getting popped in the tail by his cart going in a circle would have been funny. "Slot it for accuracy, ya noob!" |
@Glass Goblin - Writer, brainstormer, storyteller, hero
Though nothing will drive them away
We can beat them, just for one day
We can be heroes, just for one day
I thought this was a thread about Time Bomb...
Who do I have to *&^% around here to get more Targeted AoE recipes added?
Arc Name: Tsoo In Love
Arc ID: 413575
[Guide to Defense] [Scrapper Secondaries Comparison] [Archetype Popularity Analysis]
In one little corner of the universe, there's nothing more irritating than a misfile...
(Please support the best webcomic about a cosmic universal realignment by impaired angelic interference resulting in identity crisis angst. Or I release the pigmy water thieves.)
Dude, you did NOT just dis my man Color Kid?! Legion of Substitute Heroes represent!
C'mon, somebody else? Don't make me stand out here by myself. Actually, he has links to the most awesome power source of all: writers looking for a challenge. |
Personally, I would think that his power would be a LOT more useful in more situations than, oh, say, Bouncing Boy or Matter Eater Lad.
But I have to agree that Shopping Cart Man's push power as depicted by Arcanaville is even more useless than any of those.
![Wink](images/smilies/wink.gif)
"How do you know you are on the side of good?" a Paragon citizen asked him. "How can we even know what is 'good'?"
"The Most High has spoken, even with His own blood," Melancton replied. "Surely we know."
Listen. When you and your wife walk into Wal-Mart,
and she says, "No need for a cart, just gonna get lip balm," and then she wants a case of coke, and a lawnmower, and a halogen lamp, and a patio set, and a bar of soap, you tell ME if that's the worst superpower ever. ![]() |
![Big Grin](images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
Worst power I ever heard was the guy whose 'gift' was the ability to change the color of any object.
Anything he touched, he could change the color to anything else. That's it, just the color, not the material itself. So no Gold from lead or anything. |
An old Marvel RPG that I used to play had a bunch of powers and one was Coloration.
It's description said that it might seem like a useless power, but...
Through its uses one might be able to change the frequency of light to any (which actually becomes quite powerful, hah) and be able to lower or increase light's intensity.
Also, just changing the color of material objects can have enormous effects: changing the object's absorbancy/reflectivity, creating transparency... and/or transforming transparent objects into opaque ones such as glass, walls, air, the lens of an eye. The power could be used to cure some forms of blindness, see through walls, even see into locking mechanisms while safe-cracking (or turn someone's clothes transparent [I'm citing these examples form the book, lol]).
Also, "color conveys information. Change the color and you alter or even destroy the message".
The description also mentions that you could help The Hulk get into Hollywood if you gave him a regular tan.
![Stick Out Tongue](images/smilies/tongue.gif)
So, lest not you people think the power of coloration is but a gimp power... for it is MIGHTY!
![Big Grin](images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
and round up everyone that knows more than they do"-Dylan
I remember that guy. And as I recall, he once saved Superboy by changing the color of some Kryptonite to a harmless color (white?).
|
Why oh why do I remember these things?
@Glass Goblin - Writer, brainstormer, storyteller, hero
Though nothing will drive them away
We can beat them, just for one day
We can be heroes, just for one day
and round up everyone that knows more than they do"-Dylan
Actually... An old Marvel RPG that I used to play had a bunch of powers and one was Coloration. It's description said that it might seem like a useless power, but... Through its uses one might be able to change the frequency of light to any (which actually becomes quite powerful, hah) and be able to lower or increase light's intensity. Also, just changing the color of material objects can have enormous effects: changing the object's absorbancy/reflectivity, creating transparency... and/or transforming transparent objects into opaque ones such as glass, walls, air, the lens of an eye. The power could be used to cure some forms of blindness, see through walls, even see into locking mechanisms while safe-cracking (or turn someone's clothes transparent [I'm citing these examples form the book, lol]). Also, "color conveys information. Change the color and you alter or even destroy the message". The description also mentions that you could help The Hulk get into Hollywood if you gave him a regular tan. ![]() So, lest not you people think the power of coloration is but a gimp power... for it is MIGHTY! ![]() |
What about the power to summon shopping carts? When I worked at a Target in highschool, I used to have to retrieve the carts and they showed training videos about safety and how people loose fingers or break hands/arms if they're not careful. And being able to summon and desummon shopping carts out of thin air? Well, you can summon a shopping cart full of shopping carts...or if you can only carry what you had in it before desummoning it, you can fill it with guns or ammo or SWORDS! Or if a bomb is about to explode, taking a whole city with it, just stick it in your shopping cart and desummon it.
Do not diss the shopping cart!! For it can also be MIGHTY!
![](http://www.fightersgeneration.com/characters/jontalbain-win3.gif)
You are Lex Luther with a mostly erased memory... slowly but surely remembering, rising and returning to rule the world?
|
![Big Grin](images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
@Glass Goblin - Writer, brainstormer, storyteller, hero
Though nothing will drive them away
We can beat them, just for one day
We can be heroes, just for one day
Actually...
An old Marvel RPG that I used to play had a bunch of powers and one was Coloration. It's description said that it might seem like a useless power, but... Through its uses one might be able to change the frequency of light to any (which actually becomes quite powerful, hah) and be able to lower or increase light's intensity. Also, just changing the color of material objects can have enormous effects: changing the object's absorbancy/reflectivity, creating transparency... and/or transforming transparent objects into opaque ones such as glass, walls, air, the lens of an eye. The power could be used to cure some forms of blindness, see through walls, even see into locking mechanisms while safe-cracking (or turn someone's clothes transparent [I'm citing these examples form the book, lol]). Also, "color conveys information. Change the color and you alter or even destroy the message". The description also mentions that you could help The Hulk get into Hollywood if you gave him a regular tan. ![]() So, lest not you people think the power of coloration is but a gimp power... for it is MIGHTY! ![]() |
[Guide to Defense] [Scrapper Secondaries Comparison] [Archetype Popularity Analysis]
In one little corner of the universe, there's nothing more irritating than a misfile...
(Please support the best webcomic about a cosmic universal realignment by impaired angelic interference resulting in identity crisis angst. Or I release the pigmy water thieves.)
*Facts and evidence & Stuff
So, lest not you people think the power of coloration is but a gimp power... for it is MIGHTY! ![]() |
I sit corrected.
Maestro Mavius - Infinity
Capt. Biohazrd - PCSAR
Talsor Tech - Talsorian Guard
Keep Calm & Chive On!
I remember that guy. And as I recall, he once saved Superboy by changing the color of some Kryptonite to a harmless color (white?).
Personally, I would think that his power would be a LOT more useful in more situations than, oh, say, Bouncing Boy or Matter Eater Lad. |
At least for the era in which he existed.
Elsegame: Champions Online: @BellaStrega ||| Battle.net: Ashleigh#1834 ||| Bioware Social Network: BellaStrega ||| EA Origin: Bella_Strega ||| Steam: BellaStrega ||| The first Guild Wars: Kali Magdalene ||| The Secret World: BelleStarr (Arcadia)
@Glass Goblin - Writer, brainstormer, storyteller, hero
Though nothing will drive them away
We can beat them, just for one day
We can be heroes, just for one day
Reminds me of Birthright. One of my friends had Tastelink; the ability to make someone else taste what he was eating.