Friends, family and loved ones...I want to take some time to say goodbye to some great forum friends. We're not sure how it happened, but they never returned from a scavenger mission that they were sent out on recently with Maggie. They could have been killed by zombies and are roaming around right now as we speak as part of the undead cycle OR been killed, tortured and eaten by some of our more unfriendly human brethern out there that have walked away from the civilized path in these apocalyptic times.
Anyways, dear forumites, put your heads down and say a prayer for:
mousedroid
Frost Warden
Frostbiter
They will be missed 
I can see it now up in heaven -
Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates: "Hey man...zombies finally got you huh? Maaaan, it looked like you and your friends were going to make it, we were all up here cheering for you. What happened...on a supply run, out getting food cuz you were literally starving to death, looking for a more secure place to live?"
recently departed but sexually satisfied spirit: "Ummmmm, yeah, I decided to have sex with this hottie in the heat of the moment in a store. We were out in the middle of nowhere and I didnt even looked around the area first. I guess I deserved it, but duuuuude it was sooooooo good. Best 15 minutes of my life!"
Saint Pete: "LOL" High five!
Seriously though...I guess it really is different strokes for different folks. Maggie is mad nice, but If Im going to be eaten by zombies, Id rather be hanging out with Shane and shot in the leg while actually doing something.
Whether it took 15 minutes or 2 hours, I cant see it. Also, have you seen how big that farm is? I doubt anyone would notice either of them missing if they decided to sneak off and get jiggy with it (which Im sure theyre going to be doing from now until they leave the farm).
Thats my 2cents, but I guess Im just the "crazy old guy", based on the responses here.
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"when a stalker goes blue side, assassination strike should be renamed "bunny hugs", and a rainbow should fly out" -Harbinger-
Your assumption is that having sex leaves me without weapons close at hand. Let me assure you its false.
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Originally Posted by Frostbiter
Your assumption is that having sex leaves me without weapons close at hand. Let me assure you its false.
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Having seen it up close, I simply know how easy it is to get injured/killed even when you are actually paying attention and focused on the mission VS doing...other stuff
"Forum PvP doesn't give drops. Just so all of you who participated in this thread are aware." -Mod08-
"when a stalker goes blue side, assassination strike should be renamed "bunny hugs", and a rainbow should fly out" -Harbinger-
So mortar attacks are fine to have sex during but zombie apocalypse's are out? Good to know. 
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Well, in a warzone...if you're on a base that is being attacked in some way, constantly...24-7/365 days a year, then you may as well go off and have sex because you probably wont make it out of there alive. But in all of my deployments, I havent seen that.|
Originally Posted by Frostbiter
So mortar attacks are fine to have sex during but zombie apocalypse's are out? Good to know.
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You're missing my point and proving it at the same time...most sane people wouldnt have sex during an actual mortar attack just like most sane people wouldnt have sex in an unsecure area during a zombie apocalypse. Or maybe they would...I dont know man, I was just assuming you and the others were kind of joking around as was I (but Im serious lol).
"Forum PvP doesn't give drops. Just so all of you who participated in this thread are aware." -Mod08-
"when a stalker goes blue side, assassination strike should be renamed "bunny hugs", and a rainbow should fly out" -Harbinger-
I am joking around. That's why I used the smiley.
Still would have done Maggie wherever she wanted though.
And the danger factor is a serious turn-on for some people.
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Isn't that pretty much a scientific fact? I recall hearing that somewhere.
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Originally Posted by Frostbiter
And the danger factor is a serious turn-on for some people.
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- CaptainFoamerang
Silverspar on Kelly Hu: A face that could melt paint off the wall *shivers*
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Thats just the inner "bow chika bow wow" young man or the dirty old man in you talking lol. And this is what I was specifically assuming you were joking about, "Still would have done Maggie wherever she wanted though."|
Originally Posted by Frostbiter
I am joking around. That's why I used the smiley.
Still would have done Maggie wherever she wanted though. And the danger factor is a serious turn-on for some people. |
I hear ya and as un-possible as a zombapocalypse is from ever happening...I doubt you or anyone else would actually toss all caution to the wind and have done this.
I mean, out of all the things that we've discussed being idiotic/stupid, this is probabaly the most unrealistic Ive seen to date (none of the stuff we've discussed here on the forums takes away from how much I like TWD though). As far as the turn-on factor...this isnt a situation where youd get arrested by the cops for making out in the the back seat of parked car somewhere. This is a situation where youd just be dead...
seems ridiculous when you could do the same thing back at the farm in a secluded corner with noone being the wiser.
"Forum PvP doesn't give drops. Just so all of you who participated in this thread are aware." -Mod08-
"when a stalker goes blue side, assassination strike should be renamed "bunny hugs", and a rainbow should fly out" -Harbinger-
Like in the barn? 
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Like in the barn?
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And I hope this part comes into play next episode...plz already, who cares about the girl at this point.
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"when a stalker goes blue side, assassination strike should be renamed "bunny hugs", and a rainbow should fly out" -Harbinger-
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See, that's exactly how we end up in these situations.
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Originally Posted by Frostbiter
Your assumption is that having sex leaves me without weapons close at hand. Let me assure you its false.
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See, that's exactly how we end up in these situations.
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The Greene's barn is no place for hanky-panky. Unless you're into some really, REALLY kinky stuff. And...just...no.
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Originally Posted by Attercap
See, that's exactly how we end up in these situations.
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A Milwaukee woman apparently interested in werewolf spirits having sex was in jail Wednesday after an 18-year-old man endured 300 puncture wounds when their sexual encounter "got out of hand," a police affidavit says.
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'Cause if it was just 200 puncture wounds it wouldn't be "out of hand"?
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Originally Posted by Frost Warden
Especially one as cute as Maggie? Glenn just doesn't strike me as the ladies' man prior to the ZA; we already know he was a pizza delivery guy, and they aren't generally rolling in the dough, so to speak.
You gotta give him props though; he was making solo trips into Atlanta. That takes some courage, to keep going back to a zombie wasteland. "Hey Glenn, you just survived a zombie apocalypse; what are you going to do now?" "I'm going back in!"  |
And as a somewhat local, I can assure you that there are some parts of Atlanta that look, and probably are, safer after the Zombie Apocalypse than they did before hand.
And is it just me, or does that woman in the article Attercap posted look like Eddie Furlong?
Well Maggie doesn't have anyone her age to shag in her group and riding horses around the farm is only going to work so well.
Glenn is in a similar situation once Andrea's sister got zombied.
So stick them alone somewhere with little chance of anyone walking in on them, it's only natural that Maggie will be offering.
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Glenn being a pizza delivery guy reminds me of the whole Castiel bit from Supernatural "I learned that from the pizza man."
And as a somewhat local, I can assure you that there are some parts of Atlanta that look, and probably are, safer after the Zombie Apocalypse than they did before hand. And is it just me, or does that woman in the article Attercap posted look like Eddie Furlong? |
As for Glenn & Maggie, they obviously didn't see any zombies on the way into town, and Maggie took a quick look around the store, so they knew they were alone. Plus, the horses would probably get spooked and alert the if any walkers wandered by too close.
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Finally watched the episode...
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I don't think the windows were out on the pharmacy. There was that sign up saying to Take What You Need. May be mistaken, but it looked relatively intact. Plus, those horses would be a good early warning system.
Maggie is still kewt. Shame all we got was sideboob. 
A barb wire fence is pretty ****** protection against zomboids. Those things are a pain in the *** to keep up. Every year I have to go out and fix ours from idiot deer jumping into 'em plus snow/ice weighing them down.
Lori had to go all the way out into the field to take the test? Aren't there, ya know, bathrooms in that house? Granted, it is Georgia and they just got electricity down there a few weeks prior to the zombocalpyse, but you'd think indoor plumbing might be available to 'em.
Depending on where in the hydraulic gradient that that well was, there's a chance that every well on their property is now contaminated. That well looked to be on the top of a hill, so I wouldn't drink from any of the wells there. The fact that a swimmer managed to get into it in the first place means their fencing is not doing an adequate job of protecting, IMO.
You've already put more thought into the well zombie than the writers or characters, sir.
- CaptainFoamerang
Silverspar on Kelly Hu: A face that could melt paint off the wall *shivers*
Someone play my AE arc! "The Heart of Statesman" ID: 343405
I blame it on the fact that I specialized in Groundwater Geology. Did much homework with hydraulic head, gradients, and all kinds of other stuff that I've forgotten in the last few years. 
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Originally Posted by Dark One
I blame it on the fact that I specialized in Groundwater Geology. Did much homework with hydraulic head, gradients, and all kinds of other stuff that I've forgotten in the last few years.
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- CaptainFoamerang
Silverspar on Kelly Hu: A face that could melt paint off the wall *shivers*
Someone play my AE arc! "The Heart of Statesman" ID: 343405
Well, still at -3234230239459 cool. Which I think, loops me around to the far spectrum of cool.
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Well, still at -3234230239459 cool. Which I think, loops me around to the far spectrum of cool.
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I find your lack of signature disturbing.
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Either that, or you are the black hole of cool. You suck all the cool out around you, leaving the world a darker place.
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Yes, that answer is also acceptable.
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LOL!
I've never been cool. My daughter thinks I'm cool, but she's only 7, so I've yet to hit the time when I become the uncoolest thing on the planet.
So, any idea why there are so many zombies in good shape? (Rule 1: Cardio!) Having seen how much they ate of Otis, I'm guessing that there won't be a zombie Otis. However, there were a ton of zombies at the school. Did they all get bitten once or so but manage to get away? Or is everyone already infected, but they died from some other cause?
A plausible theory is that everyone at the high school was gunned down, like what happened at the hospital in episode 1. But wouldn't the military/those in charge/etc., have done head shots to prevent any future complications?
It just seems kind of contradictory to have so many zombies around, when we've seen that the zombies go on feeding frenzies with living beings.
I find your lack of signature disturbing.
Meh. I didn't really pay much attention to the family dynamic. When you start getting into who fathered who on a farm you usually run into trouble where I'm from.