BAF: A new personal low? Or a new high?


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Gang,

Maybe I'm jaded because I've been in a period of unemployment. However, I recently discovered that I have *just* enough time to take my daily shower during the BAF load time and cut scene.

Thank you, Mother. May I have another?

Lewis


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Originally Posted by UnicyclePeon View Post
Gang,

Maybe I'm jaded because I've been in a period of unemployment. However, I recently discovered that I have *just* enough time to take my daily shower during the BAF load time and cut scene.

Thank you, Mother. May I have another?

Lewis
Is it a Hobo shower?

I am not joking or bein cruel:

There is no way you can Shower that fast, or your have a really slow computer.

Its less than a minute and a half.


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... daily shower...
That's not a euphemism, is it?



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It includes washing my hair and my body. I was never in the military but I hear they do 2 minute showers.

Lewis


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Is it a Hobo shower?

I am not joking or bein cruel:

There is no way you can Shower that fast, or your have a really slow computer.

Its less than a minute and a half.
Remember is loading time plus the cutscene, or even better, since you press "Join" to when the action starts.

I can see it happening if you are a guy, have short hair, and can just wash everything with the same bottle of soapy/shampooy/whatevery thingy.


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It helps that I get naked and run the water just as the team finalizes. Maybe I've said too much.

Lewis


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I liked the part where UnicyclePeon admitted to getting naked while playing videogames. I think that's something we can all get behind.


 

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Even if it is a 90sec affair, I have to commend you for breaking the MMORPG gamer stereotype and taking a daily shower.


 

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Even if it is a 90sec affair, I have to commend you for breaking the MMORPG gamer stereotype and taking a daily shower.
More of us... do these... things... I hope... ?


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I clicked 'Join' last night. Ran upstairs (from my mom's basement, go ahead and joke) microwaved dinner, got a drink, hit the head, and was back right as Nightstar spawned.


 

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Are you saying you take a shower while waiting for your BAF to get ready?











 

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It includes washing my hair and my body. I was never in the military but I hear they do 2 minute showers.

Lewis
When I went to summer camps, one year we got put into a nicer cabin that had it's own bathroom (instead of trudging halfway across camp to the communal showers). There were a dozen of us, plus a couple of adults, and we had to make the hot water last. Perfected the 90 second shower that week, soap, shampoo, and all.


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Originally Posted by UnicyclePeon View Post
It includes washing my hair and my body. I was never in the military but I hear they do 2 minute showers.

Lewis
don't even think you can call them showers, you get enough time to wash the dirt off of ya, that's about it >.>


 

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I liked the part where UnicyclePeon admitted to getting naked while playing videogames. I think that's something we can all get behind.
Behind? No, definitely not behind. Way, way, way out in front of maybe.


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The minimum time for a shower is 10 minutes
Time needed increases proportionally with length and thickness of hair.


 

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Time needed increases proportionally with length, thickness and quantity of hair.
Updated.

Just for those with hairy backs and junk...Body hair makes showers longer, right? I'd assume so


 

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Time needed increases proportionally with length and thickness of hair.
agreed, i went to a buzz cut, and shower time dropped 5 minutes.
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Are you saying you take a shower while waiting for your BAF to get ready?










i shall give this pun props.


 

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I liked the part where UnicyclePeon admitted to getting naked while playing videogames. I think that's something we can all get behind.
Admit?! You say that like it's a bad thing!

Lewis


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I prefer baths myself. There's just something about lounging in a pool of warm, comforting water.


 

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Yeah sometimes it is nice to go grab a snack/bathroom break/whatever while it is doing the cut scene.


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I managed to fully wash out a moisture rich intensive hair treatment during the cut scene and still have time to pour some wine.

Mother is accomidating!


 

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Time needed increases proportionally with length and thickness of hair.
Which is why my showers always take upwards of 30 minutes.

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Time needed increases proportionally with length and thickness of hair.
And whether it's animated.