Incredible Feats of Forum-itude

The following truths are now shared.

• Arcanaville created her own existence by dividing by zero.
  
• Samual Tow is, in fact, capable of creating a post so long he himself cannot read it.
  
• Zombie_Mans has released a Guide to Guides, true. It has received complaints of unintuitive structure. He is currently constructing a guide to fix that.
  
• Every time Golden Girl 's, a player gets logged out.
  
• Samuraiko deserves a biography, yes. Unfortunately, only she is capable of capturing the essence of such a great person. Her humility has insured she will never embark on this project. As such, she is destined to fade into obscurity as her videos are eventually remembered as being made by "Some chick who liked brownies". This is her wish, as she wants her videos to be memorialized more than herself. Her sacrifice inspiring, a statue is being built in her honor. Unfortunately, we've had to cut the video budget to produce it. 20 years from now, voters will sagely nod that she will have wanted it this way.
  
• JRanger no longer posts after making a stupid point and being honor-bound to /jranger himself out of existence.
  
• The Moon Zone was constructed in Issue 12. It is an area seen for integrating forum newbies. As such, it doesn't allow anyone in after 1,000 posts. That's not an avant garde soundtrack you hear. That's Golden Ace's screams.
  
• BeefCake's least favorite movie is Treasure of the Sierra Madre. He disagrees with it on a philosophical level.
  
• Leandro has developed a program that auto-plays City of Heroes, but not in a mining/farm way. It's formed its own RP guild and is currently editing the Virtueverse to reconcile its presence with that of the Artful Dodgers.
  
• Equation really is that fabulous. This isn't a joke. The dude made me a delicious salmon dinner with nothing but two frozen fish, leftovers, and half a bowl of Special K cereal.

• Marcian rhymes with martian, which explains everything.

I hear that Luminara has built an SG base entirely out of sharp, pointy sticks. On a good day this base can out-damage most of my blasters.

• Umbral, with all of his suggestions and complaints about powerset design, has taken himself to his own version of CoH that he wrote and coded himself.

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• DLancer does not have enough posts to qualify for this thread.

Hmm

• If you bake a cookie, KayJ WILL get to it first.
• Detra's hugs are so squishy, players get lost in them.

I heard they're adding Metal Armor-clad Cockroach Summoning in I22 because that cursedsorcerer guy told them to... or else!

Could just be a rumor though.

*attempts to solo the thread*

*fails*

*auto-completes the thread*

O.o

When a Moderator deletes a thread, they're actually handing the post over to Bill Z Bubba to shred to pieces.