The Death of Spider-man??
Maybe we'll get lucky. Spider-man dies, then MJ wakes up and Peter steps out of the shower.
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." -- Dinobot
Maybe we'll get lucky. Spider-man dies, then MJ wakes up and Peter steps out of the shower.
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WHO SHOT PETER PARKER?
Was it the long time Vigilante who's been gunning for the Web Head on and off for the past 40 years?
Could it have been the Merc with a Mouth, attempting to take his rightfull place as the Marvel U's #1 Jokester?
Or maybe it was a certain Kingpin of Crime, finally fed up with all the fat jokes?
In fact, it turns out that none of the 478 possible suspects commited this heinous act! The diabolical, evil, sadistic Mastermind is none other then....
Well, it's certainly a better plot twist then we've been getting recently.
What actually happened was Peter DID get shot and everything experienced since then has been his mind going through the paces of dying.
The whole thing with May? His conscious mind not believing that he COULD be shot, so instead it has to be his frail, old Aunt. Mephisto? His subconscious fears taking over in the final moments before his mind shuts down.
Disney should fire Quesada and replace him with an epileptic monkey with a typewriter. Then Quesda can get a job working for Archie comics.
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Well looks like the Death of Spider-Man is for the Ultimate universe, and doesn't have anything to do with the 616 Spider-Man. Here' a link for details.
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Well looks like the Death of Spider-Man is for the Ultimate universe, and doesn't have anything to do with the 616 Spider-Man. Here' a link for details.
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yeah, yeah. you blue boys hope, green gets it done! sadly, Joephisto struck a deal with Guardians and he's off limits. little blue bastards.
Bendis AND Millar? Crap, no good can come from those two putting their heads together. i guess after watching what Loeb did to the Ultimate Universe, the two of them are going to just crash the whole thing themselves. *grumble* |
Bendis and Millar? Ugh
Maybe if they changed it to...
The Spider of Death-man!
...they'd win awards.
I'm thinking...
Man the Spider-of-Death!
...newsstand gold, baby.
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Dastard Phoneme Thief
Ahead Tromped Fishnet -- aw, now Black cat is ko'ed too?
Heft Apartheid Demons -- a very special issue
Deathtrap Fiend, Homes -- yo, he was framed
Hardhats Deepen Motif -- they always do
Hardhats Pediment Foe
Hardhats Impede Often -- two for the Wrecking Crew!
Panda Smothered Thief -- will Jack Black lose the weight?
A ha! Demon Spider Theft -- he so did
Feared Demon Hath Spit -- ...upon our favorite character.
Demon Feared Pith Hats -- if only we'd known! We could have avoided all of this!
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Dammit now i want a Kung Fu Panda/Spider-Ham crossover!
In good news, at least I can start just start ignoring the Spiderman property in its entirety soon.
Demon Feared Pith Hats -- if only we'd known! We could have avoided all of this!
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Could think postive on all this, and the death returns Spidey to the Spidey everyone loves.
Or better yet, OMD didn't happen. Instead, we find Spidey divorced from MJ and now with Black Cat
What? I want Peter and Felicia together!
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