Obligatory DOOM thread
By
Chocolate_Bacon,
Posted on: 2010-07-31 16:46 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
Good bye Doom
...only 1-20 content... slap in the face... ...no incarnate content... slap in the face... ...didn't read info about pre-purchase vs. Collectors edition before pre purchasing... slap in the face... side switching will be too much of a grind... slap in the face... game is dying because I didn't get my pony... hoof in the face... servers are totally empty because game is dying since the devs hate customers and won't implement changes I suggest... slap in the face... my family tree looks like a stump how did I manage to turn this computer on.
Nerf regen.
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+ rep, you did forget to mention that you were a paying customer, i wonder if people know what that term means to retail/customer service workers . it is generally a very bad admission to make.
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Originally Posted by Chocolate_Bacon
game is dying because I didn't get my pony... hoof in the face
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Hits Siolfir with a chicken|
Originally Posted by Siolfir
There just haven't been enough postings of doom and gloom befalling everywhere.
So, here you go! DOOOOOOOOOM! yeah, I know... not big enough. |
Knight with a chicken
And now for something completely different.
A Scotsman on a horse.
DEEEEEEEERRRRPPPPPPPP!!!! 
Wait... I did that wrong, didn't I?
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I was recently told that skill at face-slapping was the primary criterion they use in hiring new devs.
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Originally Posted by Chocolate_Bacon
...only 1-20 content... slap in the face... ...no incarnate content... slap in the face... ...didn't read info about pre-purchase vs. Collectors edition before pre purchasing... slap in the face... side switching will be too much of a grind... slap in the face... game is dying because I didn't get my pony... hoof in the face... servers are totally empty because game is dying since the devs hate customers and won't implement changes I suggest... slap in the face... my family tree looks like a stump how did I manage to turn this computer on.
Nerf regen. |
"Bombarding the CoH/V fora with verbosity since January, 2006"
Djinniman, level 50 inv/fire tanker, on Victory
-and 40 others on various servers
A CoH Comic: Kid Eros in "One Light"
I think the phrase "a slap in the face" has now become to mild to express the amount of rage being used in most cases - I think we should take it to the next level and use "a kick in the teeth" as a more forceful expression of wrath.
@Golden Girl
City of Heroes comics and artwork
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I told you that, didn't I? ('Cept I think I said it was A criterion.)
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Originally Posted by Olantern
I was recently told that skill at face-slapping was the primary criterion they use in hiring new devs.
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Yes, you did. The "primary" part was my own insight.|
Originally Posted by Thirty-Seven
I told you that, didn't I? ('Cept I think I said it was A criterion.)
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Given Golden Girl's post, perhaps tooth-kicking is a secondary criterion.
"Bombarding the CoH/V fora with verbosity since January, 2006"
Djinniman, level 50 inv/fire tanker, on Victory
-and 40 others on various servers
A CoH Comic: Kid Eros in "One Light"
Cantankerous old man climbs stolidly up the side of a hill and looks out over the unsuspecting and mildly curious masses below. He hasn't bathed in several months (at least not since the last rain storm) and his ratty tee shirt displays his political and religious leanings somewhere amidst the stains. He draws breath into his thin, brought-to-you-by-Marlboro lungs and begins to bray in a hysteria-tinged voice.
"Limited to level 20 content?! Weak Little Sister DOOOOOOOOOM!! Them there Praetorians come from a world that never gets past 20th level! No wonder Cole was able to take over so easy! No wonder he could solo Hamidon! Heck, lemme take my 50 scrapper over there an' I'll take over in a week! Do you dare to create a character in the Pansy Dimension?! Sure, go ahead... but when they reach 20 ya just might wanna stay there since coming to the 'real world' is likely to send 'em into pre-traumatic stress syndrome!"
"No Incarnate Content? Well of Furyless DOOOOooooOOOOOM!! Dang it I want my 50 to get more powerful! And don't give me no difficult way to get that power! I don't want to hafta fight the entire EB and AV network in one big battle royal... I want a da**ed Well of the Furies hawker on every street corner like they was lemonade stands! Five influence a cup.... extra for ice."
"Merging the Markets?! The Great DOOOOOOOOOM-pression!! Rogue Isles goods are tainted goods! You want a Soul Trapped Gem from the Rogue Isles getting loose in Paragon?! What if it was Hitler's soul in that Gem instead-a some good, up-standing citizen or hero, huh? You wander your gullible a** into Wentworths and see that 'Guarantee of Authenticity' plaque they got up on their wall done been removed! Now, I could understand Influence.... I could even live with Infamy... but will someone tell me what the F**K an 'Inf' is?!?!?!?"
"Side Switching?! My-Next-Door-Neighbor-is-a-Secret-Agent DOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! How can I trust ANYONE anymore?! You mean to tell me that guy with six giant demons tagging along after him like a dog-walker in one-a hell's version of Central Park is here to RESCUE me?! Dangit I'll take my chances with the Skulls... at least the Skulls don't look on me as some kinda da**ed entree!! Heroes, Vigilantes, Rogues and Villains?! I'ma gonna hafta carry go**amned note cards with me jus' to keep it all straight! 'Now, hold on... hold on... you say you're a Rogue? Okay, lemme lookit my notes... hmmm... carry the three...'"
My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw
what's that? They bringign the Doom Guy to COX?
-Female Player-
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Originally Posted by mauk2
Evil_Legacy became one of my favorite posters with two words.
"Kick Rocks." I laffed so hard.  Never change, E_L! |
Get off my lawn!!
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Biggest Troll on the forums? I'll give you a hint:
The DooOOooOOoM! has become so strong in certain areas that I'm seriously considering changing my signature to, "If you hate this game so much, why are you still here? And can I have your stuff? In fact, can I have your stuff even if you stay?"
"Bombarding the CoH/V fora with verbosity since January, 2006"
Djinniman, level 50 inv/fire tanker, on Victory
-and 40 others on various servers
A CoH Comic: Kid Eros in "One Light"
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I missed practice last night because of a grueling Portal Jockey run, any doom happen in the Training Room?
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Originally Posted by Siolfir
There just haven't been enough postings of doom and gloom befalling everywhere.
So, here you go! DOOOOOOOOOM! yeah, I know... not big enough. |
Questions about the game, either side? /t @Neuronia or @Neuronium, with your queries!
168760: A Death in the Gish. 3 missions, 1-14. Easy to solo.
Infinity Villains
Champion, Pinnacle, Virtue Heroes
Oooo... does that mean there will be some new CyberDemons to fight? Or a new Cacodemon boss? That'd be so cool...
Oh. Wait. You meant DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!, not DOOM.
Oh.
Excuse me....
(shuffles out of forum)
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Oh wait, I'm sorry, I picked up the wrong script
Oh noez, the NDA has fallen! MA gets buffed, indicating the end of the world is nigh! DOOOOOOOM!
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Originally Posted by PleaseRecycle
it has gone from unconscionable to downright appalling that we have no way of measuring our characters' wetness.
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Originally Posted by Brillig
It's hard to beat the entertainment value of Whackjob Wednesdays.
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GR is too meh to bring doom.
When CoV hit, we got the kick in the &$%# that was ED along with it. That was DOOM worthy. Then we had real fights with forum warriors worthy of the name. I miss my fights with Friggen Taser. Good times then. 
The City of Heroes Community is a special one and I will always look fondly on my times arguing, discussing and playing with you all. Thanks and thanks to the developers for a special experience.
There just haven't been enough postings of doom and gloom befalling everywhere.
So, here you go!
DOOOOOOOOOM!
yeah, I know... not big enough.