An open letter to the Paragon Studios Team

Mmmmmm... pie.

(For truth-finding purposes - Personal favorites: lemon meringue pie, carrot cake, date cake. Yeah, in that order...)

Let them eat cake?

Broken Voltage (War Mace / Electric Armor Brute) Main Toon

Dear theOcho,

It was my belief that our fair forums took place in the good old US of A, birthplace of apple pie, baseball, Freedom Fries, and those delicious little mints with jelly in the middle that high class hotels leave for you in your hotel room. Taking a controversial stance, and then proceeding to beat your neighbors over the head with it while proclaiming the sinful evils of the nonbelievers is the AMERICAN WAY! Instead, I am dissapointed that you and your fellow moderators would choose to take the neutral route, like some kind of pansy swiss frenchmen, sipping their hot cocoa in their fancy igloos while playing with their didgerie doo's and games of Go.

I, for one, will not stand for this agenda of neutrality that you and your fellow Liberal Creampuffs (Mmmm, liberal creampuffs) are pushing on us rightous, god fearing players (Who pay 15 dollars a month, I might add). Therefore, I say take a stand and tell those heathen bakers that Pie remains in the classroom, taught by rightous god fearing Mathmeticians, and should NOT be pushed onto our innocent children.

Or wont you think of the CHILDREN?!

Sincerely,
Liquid Horatio X

Did you know that this is the only part of that song which is copyrighted?

The "Horatio" only makes an appearnace when he's being overly formal... or wants something... which is often the same thing.

No silly... they ATE all the cake.

[NOTE: This is in no way meant to cast any aspersions on the more... uhm... substantial members of our dev team.]

OK while I liked the original, this response actually had me busting out laughing... at work.

My dearest Liquid Horatio X,

Should you persist in this work-termination-inducing behavior, you will leave me with little option but to get litigious.

Consider yourself warned, and on notice.

Sincerely,


The Venerable Rev. Hallowed. DDS

Since your wife is making cake for people, I'll have some too. I always get a carrot cake for my birthday. If I'm lucky, it's one my mom made.

Extra cream cheese frosting, hold the raisins, please.

Cheesecake is the best of both pie and cake, and therefore should be used for our B-Day icons as soon as possible, or yesterday, whichever comes first.

I want this part.


It was my understanding that CAT was 'the other white meat'. I have a t-shirt that says so!

Pies trump cakes when the pies are Pecan and Coconut Cream in my world. Cakes trump all other pies only when they are Butter Pecan, Coconut, and French Vanilla.

Blueberry, Blackberry, Peach, and Apple Cobblers trump ALL!!!

With that said, I respectfully request my birthday icon to randomly reflect one of the cobblers above as to help me decide which one I should have on my birthday. You have 8 months to figure out how to do this as 2011 will be a milestone birthday for me as I hit the old age of 35 years.

What blind coder iced that cake..

You're crazy. Apricot pie rules them all.

Blackberry cobbler is my favorite-est thing of all!

Horatio, I join you in your plea to have recognition of the anniversaries of our births in many and multitudinous ways!

And to you, Mr. Ocho, I say "Fie! Such Scroogish behavior masquerading as neutrality should be beneath you! Stop shilly-shallying and waffling and bring us back our cake AND pie!"


Wait, did someone mention waffles? Mmmm, waffles....

P.S. BTW Matt, you young whipper-snapper - black text works horribly on the CoV forum background.

/lol

If I had known that back in high school, I'd have driven my pre-cal teacher even farther up the wall then I already had.

Originally Posted by Samuel_Tow [The Incarnate System is] Jack Emmert all over again, only this time it's not "1 hero = 3 white minions" it's "1 hero = 3 white rocks."

/emote Confetti:


(From the wedding pack)

Fixed.
OK, now you're just trying to get me riled up. Are you really lumping me in with Swiss and/or French men, simply because I choose to play the didgeridoo? (And yes, you misspelled it. Yet another strike.)
Yes, but since the original text doesn't actually include a cascading flood of vowels, I'm fairly certain he can avoid the legal hammer on that count. Note: not to be construed as actual legal advice.
If your birthday is reasonably close to mine, or perhaps my Dad's, I can probably accommodate you. And raisins? Please. What do you think the Date Cake is for?
I'm mortified that we've left our cobbler-eating brethren out on the cold window ledge for this discussion. Blackberry is especially yummy, so much so that it is worth all those annoying little seeds...

Only if you speak in a silly accent, your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.

Also, I am a red blooded, patriotic american who proudly salutes his flag in the morning, eats his Freedom Fries in the Afternoon, and makes sweet sweet religiously approved love to his many beautiful women on his big pile of money at night. Therefore, it is impossible for me to have mispelled anything. Obviously, the problem is that you live in one of those "heathen" countries, who insist on mispelling things like adding extra "U"'s and other vowels to everything. Unless of course your a fellow Yankie Doodle, at which point I pay $15 dollars a month, which means I'm right anyways.

So I win.

It's suprisingly addictive, isn't it? What really makes the whole thing awesome is when she starts to lose it at the end, and tosses in extra "Sparking!"s for no real reason.