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An open letter to the Paragon Studios Team

Acemace

By Acemace,
Posted on: 2010-04-06 03:25 in CoH and CoV General Discussions

 

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4: Written and Verbal appologies from Melissa "War Witch" Bianco, Matt "Positron" Miller, NCSoft CEO T.J. Kim, and Rob Liefeld. Also, the Grandmothers (Or mothers, or appropriate female relatives) of each must also bake a tray of fresh baked cookies (Cupcakes, Brownies, or other confectionaries of equal or greater value shall also be accepted) as way of appologies for their relatives behaviors.
You wouldn't want cookies baked by Rob Liefeld's grandmother. They are unprofessionally made and baked way out of proportion with real cookies. It's like the woman has never studied or even seen an actual cookie in her life.

 

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Only if you speak in a silly accent, your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I look at my accent as a 'lifestyle choice'.

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Also, I am a red blooded, patriotic american who proudly salutes his flag in the morning, eats his Freedom Fries in the Afternoon, and makes sweet sweet religiously approved love to his many beautiful women on his big pile of money at night. Therefore, it is impossible for me to have mispelled anything. Obviously, the problem is that you live in one of those "heathen" countries, who insist on mispelling things like adding extra "U"'s and other vowels to everything. Unless of course your a fellow Yankie Doodle, at which point I pay $15 dollars a month, which means I'm right anyways.

So I win.
As a more-equally-patriotic American and former Texas UIL Spelling Champion, whose blood is indeed red (or at least pinkish, dependent upon alcohol content), who's Great^7-Grandfather signed the Declaration of Independence, and who spends his affection upon his lovely Comanche wife (and not just because she'd scalp me otherwise!), it is far less possible for me to misspell words from this or other countries, heathen or no. If I should choose to utilize the occasional extra 'u' it is only due to my extreme pretentiousness, which also rivals your own.

And besides, there is no 'u' in 'didgeridoo'. The aboriginals used them all for boomerangs.

As a lifelong resident of states south of the Mason-Dixon line, I have never been a Yankee, nor attended one of their 'games' as the late great George Carlin would define it. Nor do I 'doodle' - we architects call it 'sketching', especially when designing an abbatoir. And finally, while I pay the same $15 a month as you, I enjoy a much lower cost of living here in America's Heartland. That makes *my* $15 worth more than your $15.

Nyah.

 

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Originally Posted by LiquidX View Post
Only if you speak in a silly accent, your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.

Also, I am a red blooded, patriotic american who proudly salutes his flag in the morning, eats his Freedom Fries in the Afternoon, and makes sweet sweet religiously approved love to his many beautiful women on his big pile of money at night. Therefore, it is impossible for me to have mispelled anything. Obviously, the problem is that you live in one of those "heathen" countries, who insist on mispelling things like adding extra "U"'s and other vowels to everything. Unless of course your a fellow Yankie Doodle, at which point I pay $15 dollars a month, which means I'm right anyways.

So I win.
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I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I look at my accent as a 'lifestyle choice'.

As a more-equally-patriotic American and former Texas UIL Spelling Champion, whose blood is indeed red (or at least pinkish, dependent upon alcohol content), who's Great^7-Grandfather signed the Declaration of Independence, and who spends his affection upon his lovely Comanche wife (and not just because she'd scalp me otherwise!), it is far less possible for me to misspell words from this or other countries, heathen or no. If I should choose to utilize the occasional extra 'u' it is only due to my extreme pretentiousness, which also rivals your own.

And besides, there is no 'u' in 'didgeridoo'. The aboriginals used them all for boomerangs.

As a lifelong resident of states south of the Mason-Dixon line, I have never been a Yankee, nor attended one of their 'games' as the late great George Carlin would define it. Nor do I 'doodle' - we architects call it 'sketching', especially when designing an abbatoir. And finally, while I pay the same $15 a month as you, I enjoy a much lower cost of living here in America's Heartland. That makes *my* $15 worth more than your $15.

Nyah.

SLAP FIGHT!!!

Aaaaaannnndddd.....GO!!

 

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5: FIIIIIIIIIIVE GOLDEEEEEEEN RIIIIIIIINGS!

6: 95 More Golden rings, so I can get that 1-Up.

Can I have 5+95 Coins?

to TO THE END!
Villains are those who dedicate their lives to causing mayhem. Villians are people from the planet Villia!

 

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Liquid you are one of the most disturbing individuals I've ever known... don't ever change

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