An Old Joke With a CoH Twist...
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Posted on: 2010-01-28 18:29 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
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Win!
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Originally Posted by computer
awesome jokes! I had to restrain my laughing so as to not wake up the house. :d
here is my pathetic attempt at a joke. q: How many pvpers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: We will never know. Every time someone tries they are killed before reaching the socket because [carry lightbulb] causes travel suppression. |
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Oh god. Brilliant.
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Originally Posted by TonyV
Q. How many Nemesis soldiers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Over four hundred, and the plot has been in the works for decades now. |
Q: How many lvl 40-44 villains contacts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One, but you have to torch an orphanage to get the replacement.
Q: How many farmers does it take to screw in the lightbulb?
A: It's my 15 bucks and I'll play in the dark if I want to!
Q: How many 5th colunm troops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One, but there is a Council troop there to stop him.
Q: How many Goldbrickers does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?
A: You mean steal, right?
Q: How man ERPers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A gently twists the bulb into the socket, filling the room with a warm glow of light.
A: ((MT))
Q: ROTFLOL!
A: Mender Lazarus already fixed it.
Q: How many Menders does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Q: How many Contacts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Seven. One to send you to a warehouse in Independence Port to fight through a horde of Sky Raiders and find the broken bulb, one to send you to King's Row to fight through a horde of Clockwork to get the replacement filament, one to send you to talk to another one in Talos Island, who sends you to talk to Azuria for some f***ing reason, one to make you defeat 40 Rikti because he thinks they're about to raid a Founder's Falls glass factory, and one to send you all the way back to the original warehouse in Independence Port to fight through another horde of Council just to screw the f***ing thing in.
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Actually The mastermind ends up having to do it himself after the henchmen get stuck in the elevator or decide to ignore all the MM's commands
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Originally Posted by Bubbawheat
Q: How many Masterminds does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They make their henchmen do it. |
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I think this one wins.
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Originally Posted by Mistah_H
A: Mender Lazarus already fixed it.
Q: How many Menders does it take to screw in a light bulb? |
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Haha hilarious 
How many Malta Operatives does it take to change a lightbulb?
One to think of a codename for the operation. One to scout out the location of the broken bulb. One to procure a replacement. One to command a squad to clear out the local Supergroup base to avoid a potential MHI. One to screw in the lightbulb and complete the operation.
How many PvPers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one is needed to change the lightbulb, but it only takes one Stalker to screw it up by using AS. I recommend a full team of 8 to do it.
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TO THE END!Villains are those who dedicate their lives to causing mayhem. Villians are people from the planet Villia!
Q: How many Scrappers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: SCAPPERLOCK!
Q: How many Stalkers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None of them ever would... they just camp the bulbs location and backstab anyone that shows up to try.
Q: How many Controllers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to "hold" the bulb and two more to rotate the ladder.
The one about the PUG team was brilliant. 
All of these are absolutely brilliant. Here are my lame attempts:
Q. How many Giant Monsters does it take to change a light bulb?
A. We'll never know. They're too big to fit through the door to the building.
Q. How many Devs does it take to change a light bulb?
A. War Witch to lead the project, Jay to the bulb look sexy, Castle to design the effects of the bulbs powers, BABs to animate the bulbs powers, and several beta testers to make sure the bulb is WAI.
There was a thread like this on the old eu forums a long while back...the one that stuck in my memory was....
How many tankers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two...one has to hold aggro
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Originally Posted by Bubbawheat
Q: How many Masterminds does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They make their henchmen do it. |
None. That's what pets are for.
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Q:How many OCR team members does it take to change a light bulb?
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How many CoH players does it take to replace a lightbulb?
After GR hits, don't expect that lightbulb to EVER be replaced!
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Q: How many casual players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one, but it will take over a year before it's all the way in.
Q: How many altaholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Nobody knows, they keep trying out new characters before getting any high enough to take the [Change Lightbulb] power.
Q: How many minmaxers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: At least a dozen. One to ask what level to take [Change Lightbulb], another to say his character is gimped if he takes it, two to say he's gimped if he doesn't take it, and at least eight more to argue about how best to slot it.
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Not if one of them has slotted his [Change Lightbulb] power for maximum interrupt time reduction. Then he can do it himself, especially if he pops a few purple inspirations.
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Originally Posted by Thyristor
There was a thread like this on the old eu forums a long while back...the one that stuck in my memory was....
How many tankers does it take to change a lightbulb? Two...one has to hold aggro |
Q. How many PvPers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. At least Four. One to complain that the new lightbulb is nerfed. One to complain about the change in general. One to leave the room. And one to not care and change the lightbulb anyways.
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Q:How many OCR team members does it take to change a light bulb?
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Apparently, eight.
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Q: How many of my henchmen did it take to change the light bulb in my lair?
A: Two... ok fine only one, but I detonated the first as an example.
Q: How many Tanks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: It can't be done. "TANK SMASH!"
Q: How many Positrons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: It will require a full team and at least 3 hours minimum.
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And two threads and about 60 pages between them to ***** about the results =D
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Originally Posted by Umbral
All of these involving Scrappers have been wrong.
The correct answer is 21: 1 to screw in the light bulb solo, 12 to say how much better they could have done it, 6 to say how the original scrapper was using the entirely wrong powersets, and 2 more to crunch numbers to determine the optimal way to screw the light bulb in. |
Oh for the love of....
Hasn't this thread died YET?!
It started out as an Old joke with a CoH Twist... by now it's so old that Archeologists are approaching it with a toothbrush in hand and a gleam in eye.
Still... that being said...
Q: How many Developers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: No time! Going Rogue!
Q: Okay then... after Going Rogue is all done... how many developers would it take?
A: Can't move... too tired... need donut...
Q: How many Pohsyb's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. The light! It buuuuurrnsss ussss!
Q: How many Sexy Jays does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Not necessary... he has a glow all his own.
Q: How many BABs does it take to scew in a lightbulb?
A: Two... One to wear the ping-pong ball suit and screw it in and BABs to motion track for the emote.
Q: How many Positrons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None this time; he's now in charge of screwing in the end-game lightbulb.
Q: Okay then Posi... How many Incarnates will it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One as of Going Rogue... but I can't tell you if it will be a lightbulb, a torch, an oil lamp or a really excited firefly they'll be screwing in.
Q: Fine. I think I already know the answer to this one but... why not? How many NCSoft Marketing Department members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: I'm sorry, we have not yet authorized release of that information, but should be able to provide it to you Soon.
Q: So the marketing department is satisfied to just sit around in the dark rather than shed some light on things?
A: How did you get hold of our marketing strategy?!
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