An Old Joke With a CoH Twist...
By
Adeon Hawkwood,
Posted on: 2010-01-28 18:29 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
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Fix'd that for ya!! (Bonus: Episode 2)
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Originally Posted by flashrains
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Biggest Troll on the forums? I'll give you a hint:
I haven't laughed so hard in a very long time, thank you all so much for that 
Just another old joke with a CoX twist:-
Countess Crey: 'If that's the Invisible Falcon, tell him i can't see him.'
*runs
Allodoxaphobia is the fear of opinions.
Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth. MARCUS AURELIUS (121-180 AD)
How many Forum Posters does it take to change a light bulb?
100 Forum Posters and 1 Forum Posters Mom, 100 Posters to whine about the light bulb being nerfed and 1 mom to change it.
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How many forumites does it take to keep resurrecting this public embarassment of a thread?
One...
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Aw, crud.
My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw
Q: How many Amerikatts does it take to change a light bulb? 
A: Two. One to start changing the bulb and one to chase after the first one when she gets distracted by a butterfly! 
((Self-effacing humor at its best!))
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Can I help, can I, can I? |
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How many forumites does it take to keep resurrecting this public embarassment of a thread?
One... ... ..... Aw, crud. |
Q. How many devs does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Ten. 1 to write up the project plan. 1 to verify the "glow" animation, 2 to
code and test it. 1 to casually mention that a [lightbulb] is coming Real Soon,
1 to quell the cries of DOOM!!! from the community. 1 to make an "official"
forum announcement about the new [lightbulb], and remind everyone that
a freespec will be included. 1 to bundle it into the live release. 1 to write the
patch notes (2 days later), and finally, 1 more to fix/replace it in a later release
because, due to a bug, it was discovered that the implemented [lightbulb]
was inadvertantly broken when it went live.
Q. How many AE EB's does it take to change a light bulb?
A. All of them - it's the only thing they're good for these days.
Q. How many AE Hostages does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Just one, but you can't get any XP or Tickets for it.
Q. How many Ebil Marketeers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Six. 1 to patiently wait for a low-ball bid to fill, 2 who are actively
flipping light bulbs, 1 really rich s.o.b who buys one for himself at NAO
pricing, 1 who gets one as a drop, realizes there's no profit to be had due
to the flippers and thows it in his S/VG bin, and finally, 1 who sees it sitting
in the bin, and rather than waste space with a worthless item, decides to
replace the burnt out bulb with it.
Q. How many MarketTears does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Are you kidding? Unpossible! Light Bulbs are WAY too expensive to afford.
They don't have enough inf to buy one and purple out their warshades at the
same time!!!
Cheers,
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PS> Some of the prior ones are masterpieces, but I laughed outright at the
Stalkers camping the burnt out bulb waiting to AS anyone trying to change it.
My stalker would absolutely do that - Too, too funny!!!
I've been rich, and I've been poor. Rich is definitely better.
Light is faster than sound - that's why some people look smart until they speak.
For every seller who leaves the market dirty stinkin' rich,
there's a buyer who leaves the market dirty stinkin' IOed. - Obitus.
Sorry if this has come up before:-
How many hostages does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but a player needs to defeat the guarding group first and then escort him/ her to the mission objective.
Allodoxaphobia is the fear of opinions.
Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth. MARCUS AURELIUS (121-180 AD)
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Yeah, that was truly inspired. /e bow.
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Originally Posted by Bubbawheat
How many Hero PuG members does it take to change a light bulb?
Let's see, The tanker tries to herd the new lighbulbs up to the light socket, The defender is just standing around with their heal aura on auto, the blaster somehow faceplanted, The scrapper has moved on to the next lightbulb down the hall, the controller cages the new lightbulb so no one can get to it, and everyone eventually quits before it gets changed. |
Arc #6015 - Coming Unglued
"A good n00b-sauce is based on a good n00b-roux." - The Masque
How many Hamidon does it take, Anyone? Entertain me!
Arc #6015 - Coming Unglued
"A good n00b-sauce is based on a good n00b-roux." - The Masque
Also, I almost forgot, Steelclaw, You Rule.
Arc #6015 - Coming Unglued
"A good n00b-sauce is based on a good n00b-roux." - The Masque
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* He emits his own light, but you have to bend him in half and shake vigorously first.|
Originally Posted by galadiman
How many Hamidon does it take, Anyone? Entertain me!
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* One; but you have to endure that boiled rotten egg smell for an hour afterwards from the bits of him that stuck to the bulb.
* None; light bulbs are the result of human corruption of the natural order! Electricity is the enslavement of lightning by horrid human masters! The combination is an abhorence to nature itself and should be destroyed! That's it! I'm eating the planet!
* Praetorian Version: 121; one Hamidon to actually change the lightbulb, eighteen super-powered people to corral him and stick him back in his hole, one hundred Loyalists to eradicate all signs of his presence from the area, one bribed historian to re-state unequivocally that Emperor Cole destroyed Hamidon years ago and a Loyalist PR Specialist to insist that in such an enlightened society the bulb was never broken in the first place.
My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw
Nice ones, Steel. But I have to ask, is this referring to the Big Hami, the Mini Hami, or the baby Hami pet we're all going to get with GR? (I wish - there I go again, startin' trouble!)
Arc #6015 - Coming Unglued
"A good n00b-sauce is based on a good n00b-roux." - The Masque
Q: how many badge hunters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, there is not badge for that......they will pitition untill there is one.
Q: how many PVP nut jobs does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, Changing light bulbs are for CAREBEARS....NOOB!!!
Q: How many PVEr does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they have all out lvled it.
Q: How many Villian PUGers does it take to change a light bulb.
A: I will get back to you on that one, and villain "light bulb "team LFMs!
Q: how many Asain paid power levels does it take to change a light bulb?
A: @Asain paid power leveler has been added to your ignore list
Q: How many Malta does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Well, it would have been one, but you just had to go and repeal the Might for Light Act, didn't you?
Q: How many members of a Villain PuG does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Villain PuG? Those exist?
Q: How many Warriors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None; they keep getting beat up by Freakshow every time they try.
Q: How many Arbiters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None; the Arbiters are above such petty and trifling things as changing the light bulb.
Q: How many Arachnos prison guards does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Doesn't matter; Blue Steel's just gonna break the replacement when he invariably shows up to rescue someone.
"You guys do whatever you want... I have more misplaced anger to work off." - The Thing, Ultimate Fantastic Four
How many Malaises does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but it doesn't matter whether he's Praetorian or otherwise. However, after he screws in the bulb, he's gonna screw with YOUR MIND!
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TO THE END!Villains are those who dedicate their lives to causing mayhem. Villians are people from the planet Villia!
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Q: How many Nemesis Automatons does ... Lord Nemesis is watching you, Steelclaw ... and then I went home after work, that report took days to finish.
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Originally Posted by Steelclaw
Q: How many Nemesis Soldiers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Eight one to locate a light bulb, one to inform an unsuspecting hero of a wave of darkness sweeping over the city, one to play a hapless hostage to confirm the story, one to stash the bulb in an enemy warehouse, one to tip off the hero about the item of power that can push back the darkness in a warehouse, one to drop hints about the altar of darkness the item of power must be inserted into to stop the wave of darkness, one to disguise the lamp as an altar and (finally) one to gloat and tell the hero hes been duped. |
"The Hollows was a cover up; it was really caused by Blue Steel experimenting with Foot Stomp." - Steelclaw
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Okay, I apologize for thread necromancy, and also for being a noob, but I must try my hand:
Q: How many controllers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Only one, as long as there are two lightbulbs, so he can make them change each other.
How many super heroes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A whole city; one to screw in the light bulb and the rest of the city to watch in awe of the glory of a super hero screwing in a light bulb.
Foolish mortals praising someone because they saved a few a couple of times showing off their stupid smirk of a smile, woman yelling "Eat my baby, eat my baby!" "No eat my baby!" "My baby is more delicious!" Mmm, babies /e drool
How many kinetics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
It'll never happen;
they'll be too busy speed boosting, getting 'SB ples', casting increase density, making sure
they bulb they use transfusion on isn't going to die in next 2 seconds, 'SB ples', recasting
increase density, recasting speed boost, listening to the 2 team members hidden under 200
lines of chatting yelling at them because they couldn't remember they didn't want to be
SBed, 'SB ples' recasting increase density, all of them to miss with tranference, recasting
increase density, 'SB ples', recasting speed boost, have two members quit because they
got speed boosted, and two to cast fulcrum shift and cause everyone to become too
strong to screw in a light bulb. And repel wasn't even mentioned. 'SB ples'
If it ain't broke set it on fire, then say it was a fault in the design.
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Q: How many Electric Control controllers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One to hold it and grin.
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Q: How many Syndicate does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Only one, but another 24 will show up in ambushes.
Q: How many thread necromancers does it take to change a light bulb.
A: Just the one, but the bulb hasn't been out long enough yet.
The Abrams is one of the most effective war machines on the planet. - R. Lee Ermy.
Q: How do you wreck an Abrams?
A: You crash into another one.
How many Closed Beta participants does it take to change a light bulb?
Can't replace bulb now. Looking at the new Shinies!
Villains are those who dedicate their lives to causing mayhem. Villians are people from the planet Villia!