An Old Joke With a CoH Twist...
By
Adeon Hawkwood,
Posted on: 2010-01-28 18:29 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
Q. How many Storm Defenders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. One, standing underneath it with Hurricane on.
Q. How many Dark Defenders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. One random fool with a ladder and good intentions, and one dark defender to debuff the light so it remains cowering in the new bulb without a chance of possibly ever hitting anything.
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Angel Witch II - Chord of Souls - Storm Witch II - Princess of the Dawn - Standing Horse - Witch of Xymox
Silent Scream - Shadow Witch II - Liquid Serenade - Nebulous Dawn - Ghost Witch II -Xiberia
lol Funny guys, I wish i was good with Jokes.
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I'm reading these in class and biting my lip so I don't laugh...|
Originally Posted by Red Valkyrja
Q: How many Fire Blasters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Code:
←←←Are all the bulbs burned out? ←←
↓ ↓ ↓ ↑
↓ ↓ Yes ↑
↓ ↓ ↓ ↑
↓ ↓ Find more bulbs. ↑
↓ ↓ ↓ ↑
↓ ↓ Am I at max debt? ↑
↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↑
↓ No No Yes ↑
↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↑
↓ Add more fire. Inferno ↑
↓ ↑ ➘ ↓ ↑
↓ ↑ Is everything ↑
↓ ↑ on fire? ↑
↓ ↑ ↓ ➘ ↑
➘→→Can't tell. Too Yes. →→→ ➚
much fire
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But this one got me... Everybody around me looked as I let out a strangled snort of laughter.
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A: Mender Lazarus already fixed it. Q: How many Menders does it take to screw in a light bulb? |
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Originally Posted by Gorgar
Q. How many Storm Defenders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. One, standing underneath it with Hurricane on. |
>_>
Q: How many Demon Summoners does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: We've got flaming minions, we don't need it! *glances over* Ummm, could you move one inch to the right, please? You're gonna burn the spellbooks otherwise.
"Your voice holds the key to your society
Expose the ones that want to **** it up for you and me
No more of settling for what they feed
The time has come to put the pressure up against the greed"
- Senser, "Resistance Now"
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Alternately, "With all those bright flashy attacks and glowing minions, who needs a light bulb?" and "Just one... and one mob."
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Originally Posted by Snowzone
Q. How many Illusion Controllers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Two; one to summon the Phantom Army and a second to pick it up when it falls out a few seconds later. Q. How many Mind Controllers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. One but you can't remember what happened afterwards. |
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This was my favorite.
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Originally Posted by Steelclaw
Q: How many Freakshow does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four A Juicer Freak and two to hold him down while the third shoves the bulb in an available orifice. |
Q: How many clones does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Huh? I just saw you change it!
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Steelclaw has finally earned those thread tags* in my eyes with:
"Q: So the marketing department is satisfied to just sit around in the dark rather than shed some light on things?
"A: How did you get hold of our marketing strategy?!"
* except the Lughebu one.
Q: How many CoX players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: What, the light from the monitor isn't enough??? Sheesh!
"Your voice holds the key to your society
Expose the ones that want to **** it up for you and me
No more of settling for what they feed
The time has come to put the pressure up against the greed"
- Senser, "Resistance Now"
Q: How many Positrons does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None - all lightbulbs con grey to him.
Q: How many Synapses does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: You're not sure, you sent him to the store an hour ago but he probably forgot why he was there.
Q: How many Sister Psyches does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: There's light. You can see it. The bulb works just fine...
Q: How many Statesmans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just one, but that was before ED.
Q: How many Manticores does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Lightbulb? Bah, check out Flaming Arrow... errr... okay, someone call the Fire Department.
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Q. How many Illusion Controllers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Two; one to summon the Phantom Army and a second to pick it up when it falls out a few seconds later.
Q. How many Gravity Controllers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Four; one to Propel it, one to Lift it, one to Wormhole it and one to put it in manually because the Propelled one broke it.
Q. How many Fire Controllers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. One but the Fire Imps gain a perception bonus and attack a mob on the other side of the building.
Q. How many Plant Controllers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Two; one to put it in the ground and the second to point out that it's not growing.
Q. How many Earth Controllers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Too many because the first just used Quicksand.
Q. How many Ice Controllers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Three; one to use Ice Slick, one to use Frostbite and a third to complain that Ice Slick is now useless.
Q. How many Mind Controllers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. One but you can't remember what happened afterwards.