An Old Joke With a CoH Twist...
By
Adeon Hawkwood,
Posted on: 2010-01-28 18:29 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
Q. How many Storm Defenders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. One, standing underneath it with Hurricane on.
Q. How many Dark Defenders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. One random fool with a ladder and good intentions, and one dark defender to debuff the light so it remains cowering in the new bulb without a chance of possibly ever hitting anything.
Virtue
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Angel Witch II - Chord of Souls - Storm Witch II - Princess of the Dawn - Standing Horse - Witch of Xymox
Silent Scream - Shadow Witch II - Liquid Serenade - Nebulous Dawn - Ghost Witch II -Xiberia
lol Funny guys, I wish i was good with Jokes.
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I'm reading these in class and biting my lip so I don't laugh...|
Originally Posted by Red Valkyrja
Q: How many Fire Blasters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Code:
←←←Are all the bulbs burned out? ←←
↓ ↓ ↓ ↑
↓ ↓ Yes ↑
↓ ↓ ↓ ↑
↓ ↓ Find more bulbs. ↑
↓ ↓ ↓ ↑
↓ ↓ Am I at max debt? ↑
↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↑
↓ No No Yes ↑
↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↑
↓ Add more fire. Inferno ↑
↓ ↑ ➘ ↓ ↑
↓ ↑ Is everything ↑
↓ ↑ on fire? ↑
↓ ↑ ↓ ➘ ↑
➘→→Can't tell. Too Yes. →→→ ➚
much fire
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But this one got me... Everybody around me looked as I let out a strangled snort of laughter.
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A: Mender Lazarus already fixed it. Q: How many Menders does it take to screw in a light bulb? |
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Originally Posted by Gorgar
Q. How many Storm Defenders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. One, standing underneath it with Hurricane on. |
>_>
Q: How many Demon Summoners does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: We've got flaming minions, we don't need it! *glances over* Ummm, could you move one inch to the right, please? You're gonna burn the spellbooks otherwise.
"Your voice holds the key to your society
Expose the ones that want to **** it up for you and me
No more of settling for what they feed
The time has come to put the pressure up against the greed"
- Senser, "Resistance Now"
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Alternately, "With all those bright flashy attacks and glowing minions, who needs a light bulb?" and "Just one... and one mob."
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Originally Posted by Snowzone
Q. How many Illusion Controllers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Two; one to summon the Phantom Army and a second to pick it up when it falls out a few seconds later. Q. How many Mind Controllers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. One but you can't remember what happened afterwards. |
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This was my favorite.
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Originally Posted by Steelclaw
Q: How many Freakshow does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four A Juicer Freak and two to hold him down while the third shoves the bulb in an available orifice. |
Q: How many clones does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Huh? I just saw you change it!
Arc #40529 : The Furies of the Earth
Steelclaw has finally earned those thread tags* in my eyes with:
"Q: So the marketing department is satisfied to just sit around in the dark rather than shed some light on things?
"A: How did you get hold of our marketing strategy?!"
* except the Lughebu one.
Q: How many CoX players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: What, the light from the monitor isn't enough??? Sheesh!
"Your voice holds the key to your society
Expose the ones that want to **** it up for you and me
No more of settling for what they feed
The time has come to put the pressure up against the greed"
- Senser, "Resistance Now"
Q: How many Positrons does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None - all lightbulbs con grey to him.
Q: How many Synapses does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: You're not sure, you sent him to the store an hour ago but he probably forgot why he was there.
Q: How many Sister Psyches does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: There's light. You can see it. The bulb works just fine...
Q: How many Statesmans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just one, but that was before ED.
Q: How many Manticores does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Lightbulb? Bah, check out Flaming Arrow... errr... okay, someone call the Fire Department.
Michelle
aka
Samuraiko/Dark_Respite
Dark_Respite's Farewell Video: "One Last Day"
THE COURSE OF SUPERHERO ROMANCE CONTINUES!
Book I: A Tale of Nerd Flirting! ~*~ Book II: Courtship and Crime Fighting - Chap Nine live!
MA Arcs - 3430: Hell Hath No Fury / 3515: Positron Gets Some / 6600: Dyne of the Times / 351572: For All the Wrong Reasons
378944: Too Clever by Half / 459581: Kill or Cure / 551680: Clerical Errors (NEW!)
THE COURSE OF SUPERHERO ROMANCE CONTINUES!
Book I: A Tale of Nerd Flirting! ~*~ Book II: Courtship and Crime Fighting - Chap Nine live!
MA Arcs - 3430: Hell Hath No Fury / 3515: Positron Gets Some / 6600: Dyne of the Times / 351572: For All the Wrong Reasons
378944: Too Clever by Half / 459581: Kill or Cure / 551680: Clerical Errors (NEW!)
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I almost burst out laughing at work trying to figure out how the blaster faceplanted while fighting a lightbulb! LMAO!!|
Originally Posted by Bubbawheat
How many Hero PuG members does it take to change a light bulb?
Let's see, The tanker tries to herd the new lighbulbs up to the light socket, The defender is just standing around with their heal aura on auto, the blaster somehow faceplanted, The scrapper has moved on to the next lightbulb down the hall, the controller cages the new lightbulb so no one can get to it, and everyone eventually quits before it gets changed. |
Bwahahahaha!
Dark_Respite's Farewell Video: "One Last Day"
THE COURSE OF SUPERHERO ROMANCE CONTINUES!
Book I: A Tale of Nerd Flirting! ~*~ Book II: Courtship and Crime Fighting - Chap Nine live!
MA Arcs - 3430: Hell Hath No Fury / 3515: Positron Gets Some / 6600: Dyne of the Times / 351572: For All the Wrong Reasons
378944: Too Clever by Half / 459581: Kill or Cure / 551680: Clerical Errors (NEW!)
THE COURSE OF SUPERHERO ROMANCE CONTINUES!
Book I: A Tale of Nerd Flirting! ~*~ Book II: Courtship and Crime Fighting - Chap Nine live!
MA Arcs - 3430: Hell Hath No Fury / 3515: Positron Gets Some / 6600: Dyne of the Times / 351572: For All the Wrong Reasons
378944: Too Clever by Half / 459581: Kill or Cure / 551680: Clerical Errors (NEW!)
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Wow... It all really is a Nemesis plot. |
Originally Posted by Steelclaw
Q: How many Nemesis Soldiers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Eight one to locate a light bulb, one to inform an unsuspecting hero of a wave of darkness sweeping over the city, one to play a hapless hostage to confirm the story, one to stash the bulb in an enemy warehouse, one to tip off the hero about the item of power that can push back the darkness in a warehouse, one to drop hints about the altar of darkness the item of power must be inserted into to stop the wave of darkness, one to disguise the lamp as an altar and (finally) one to gloat and tell the hero hes been duped. |
That one was my favorite.
And this one.
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Originally Posted by Steelclaw
Q: How many Menders does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None; they dont change it; they go back in time to when it was still working. |
But they all made me
"Where does he get those wonderful toys?" - The Joker
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Rushed in ahead of the tanker while trying to follow the scrapper, obviously...
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Originally Posted by Asha'man
I almost burst out laughing at work trying to figure out how the blaster faceplanted while fighting a lightbulb! LMAO!!
Bwahahahaha! |
"Where does he get those wonderful toys?" - The Joker
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I love it!
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Originally Posted by Obscure Blade
How many Praetorians does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to notice the bulb is dark. One Praetorian Clockwork to change the bulb. And one Seer to wipe the minds of everyone involved. Light bulbs don't burn out in the perfect society of the Empire, citizen! |
"Where does he get those wonderful toys?" - The Joker
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These were Epic!
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Originally Posted by Steelclaw
Okay, since some of you have ventured into the realm of archetypes I guess I can take a swing at 'em...
Q: How many Kheldians does it take to change a light bulb? A: None; Human forms have glowing eyes and don't need bulbs, Dwarf forms can't pick up a bulb without crushing it and Nova forms end up with their suction cups stuck to the bulbs which results in a thick smell of fried calamari when the lights are turned on... eventually. Q: How many Soldiers of Arachnos does it take to change a light bulb? A: One if they are 1st through 23rd level or 25th and above... if 24th level they are busy respeccing and you may as well get used to the dark for a while. |
"Where does he get those wonderful toys?" - The Joker
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Congrats, that's my favorite one yet. Freaking hilarious!
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Originally Posted by Sigium
How many Longbow does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fifty one: One to change the lightbulb, and fifty to help dispel public rumors that the lightbulb was screwed in with 'unnecessary force'. |
"Where does he get those wonderful toys?" - The Joker
As you remove the broken lightbulb, you find the filament has been replaced with a neatly folded note, adressed to you
'I apologise, but I cannot tell you how many Menders it would require to change a single bulb for the moment. I wish I could tell you more, but know this. They are not to be trusted. This 'lightbulb changing' is but a ruse. Who are the Menders truly helping with this illumination? You? Your time? Replace this buld for now and when you see me in the pillar, we shall shed light on this.'
In your dreams, I'll still be there with all the days that never came.
And I'll be just a story.
That's ok, we're all stories in the end...
Lots of great ones but I have to say the two Vazh ones were the very best. "It's ALIVE!!" 
//Jack
The Kickers base.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
-Groucho Marx
I cant hold myself any longer:
I LOVE STEELCLAW
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************* 22 XxX 10 *************
Yes. I can get lost on a straight-line map.
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* Umm... you realize that just because I have a Cat-Boy as my avatar doesn't mean that *I* am a Cat-Boy... right?|
Originally Posted by KayJMM
I cant hold myself any longer:
I LOVE STEELCLAW |
* Huh, let's see ... that will make ... five... six... carry the three... 12 Restraining Orders just this month alone... I wonder if the police department give frequent flyer mileage?
* I love y... wait a sec... they can't actually tell where I live or what my phone number is right? Oh.. good.... in that case... I love you too.
* Cat Girls and their da**ed heat cycles.
* You only love me for my LOLs.
* I KNEW six slotting Stamina would pay off!!
* Oh, sure... where were you when I was still in High School and couldn't get a date with a tuxedo and a diamond mine?
My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw
How many Jack Emmerts does it take to change a lightbulb?
Why do you want to change it? I mean, the other day the light bulb burned out in my house and I went to get another and I tripped on the rug and faceplanted. Then I got up, tried again, and banged my shin on the coffee table. Trying again, I walked smack into the door jamb. Reorienting myself, I started out again and kicked the cat halfway across the kitchen. I was so dazed and in so much pain I was grinning like an idiot. That's when it hit me: I should remove all the light bulbs in my house!
The Alt Alphabet ~ OPC: Other People's Characters ~ Terrific Screenshots of Cool ~ Superhero Fiction
How many Illusionists does it take to change a Light Bulb?
Only one, but first the light bulb has to be confused into wanting to change, and then believes that an entire army has already changed it . . . but only with enough Recharge.
LOCAL MAN! The most famous hero of all. There are more newspaper stories about me than anyone else. "Local Man wins Medal of Honor." "Local Man opens Animal Shelter." "Local Man Charged with..." (Um, forget about that one.)
Guide Links: Earth/Rad Guide, Illusion/Rad Guide, Electric Control
How many Mission Architects does it take to change a light bulb?
Let's See....
Story Title: To Change A Lightbulb
Story Description: Bob was brought in by the Paragon Studios staff to change a lightbulb in the breakroom.
Story Contact: Janitor
Contact Type: Intern
Custom Character Group: Unpaid
Custom Character Name: Bob
Contact Group: Unpaid Interns
About Contact: Really? He was brought in to do a simple task and we're about to allow him to write a wall of text to do it? Where did we get this intern again?
Story Arc Progress: Work in Progress
Suggested Alignment: Villain [Wait what?]
Keywords:
Challenging
Complex Mechanics
Rule the World
Souvenir Name: Victory!
Souvenir Clue: At long last I have managed to agro every single Paragon Studios staffer. It was a long hard plan, but now they will rue the day they brought in Leeeerooooy Jeeeenkins to change a lightbulb. At least I have have Positron's chicken!
Q: How many AE babies does it take to change a light bulb?
A: wuts lite bulb
Q. How many Illusion Controllers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Two; one to summon the Phantom Army and a second to pick it up when it falls out a few seconds later.
Q. How many Gravity Controllers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Four; one to Propel it, one to Lift it, one to Wormhole it and one to put it in manually because the Propelled one broke it.
Q. How many Fire Controllers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. One but the Fire Imps gain a perception bonus and attack a mob on the other side of the building.
Q. How many Plant Controllers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Two; one to put it in the ground and the second to point out that it's not growing.
Q. How many Earth Controllers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Too many because the first just used Quicksand.
Q. How many Ice Controllers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Three; one to use Ice Slick, one to use Frostbite and a third to complain that Ice Slick is now useless.
Q. How many Mind Controllers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. One but you can't remember what happened afterwards.