Role Play = Pizza?


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Probably gonna get flamed for this, but I don't care. I need to get this thought out.

The way I see it, Role Playing is a lot like Pizza.

Everyone loves good pizza, but not everyone enjoys the same toppings.

Some people like their pizza simple, like a good pepperoni or cheese pizza.

Some go hog wild with the toppings, putting everything and anything they can think of on it.

Or, others will go into specialty pizzas, like a Hawaiian, Chicago Deep Dish, or Sicilian style, where the sauce goes over the cheese.

And yet others will have nothing but exotic toppings, like goat's cheese, avocado, or even mayonnaise.

But there's one thing that holds true about pizza.

No one has ever lost friends or gotten into fights merely because they couldn't agree on toppings.

Just food for thought.


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Originally Posted by TremDei View Post
No one has ever lost friends or gotten into fights merely because they couldn't agree on toppings.
...You'd be surprised.


 

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Dont double post /nerd rage


 

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Originally Posted by TremDei View Post
No one has ever lost friends or gotten into fights merely because they couldn't agree on toppings.
For the record, my best friend and her girlfriend broke up over this very subject.

Both craved pizza very badly. Her girlfriend wanted pepperoni and sausage on the pizza. My best friend is Jewish and wouldn't have meat and dairy mixed in a food. They could only afford one pizza, and neither would budge. When my friend realized that her girlfriend considered "Pepperoni tastes good" a good rebuttal to "You're offending me on a religious level", they broke up.

We've all reconciled and are good friends since, but the story gets told again and again for the lulz.


 

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Originally Posted by Marcian Tobay View Post
For the record, my best friend and her girlfriend broke up over this very subject.

Both craved pizza very badly. Her girlfriend wanted pepperoni and sausage on the pizza. My best friend is Jewish and wouldn't have meat and dairy mixed in a food. They could only afford one pizza, and neither would budge. When my friend realized that her girlfriend considered "Pepperoni tastes good" a good rebuttal to "You're offending me on a religious level", they broke up.

We've all reconciled and are good friends since, but the story gets told again and again for the lulz.
Couldn't you just get the pepperoni on half of the pizza?....I'm pretty sure they do that.


 

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Originally Posted by Marcian Tobay View Post
Both craved pizza very badly. Her girlfriend wanted pepperoni and sausage on the pizza. My best friend is Jewish and wouldn't have meat and dairy mixed in a food. They could only afford one pizza, and neither would budge. When my friend realized that her girlfriend considered "Pepperoni tastes good" a good rebuttal to "You're offending me on a religious level", they broke up.
Wow. Was a half meat/half cheese pizza not sufficient? o.o

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Hmm... no real flames from me.

Minor derail:

We have one friend who is gluten intolerant, so no wheat for her.
Another friend is allergic to tomatoes and all tomato products, even cooked.
And yet one more friend who is vegan (actually several vegans we know).

Between the three of them, the best they could do would be a plain pizza, hold the cheese, sauce and crust. I guess they could still make a meal of dried herbs, powdered garlic and red pepper flakes. But that's not much like role play at all, is it?


 

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Originally Posted by Vyver View Post
Couldn't you just get the pepperoni on half of the pizza?....I'm pretty sure they do that.
There are varying schools of thought on how far the "Don't mix meat and dairy" should go, but I believe the vast majority of them don't think it's acceptable to place the meat on one side and dairy on the other.

At that point, you're essentially just "Eating around it", and that's not what the rule is.


 

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Dumb question but why wasn't your Jewish friend ordering from a kosher Pizza place?

to Silverage fan:

a White Pie, although that wouldn't help the Gluten intolerant friend.


 

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Dumb question but why wasn't your Jewish friend ordering from a kosher Pizza place?
So... so hard to find a kosher restaurant in America. There's one in my city, and it's a Baskin Robbins.


 

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Originally Posted by TremDei View Post
Just food for thought.
I see what you did there.


 

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All this and not one on topic post .......

O well I'll help


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Originally Posted by TremDei View Post
No one has ever lost friends or gotten into fights merely because they couldn't agree on toppings.
Ha! I've seen miniature wars started over pizza toppings. You so naive.


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My old roommate once pushed his face into a fresh baked pizza in order to express his disagreement over my choice of toppings.


I ate the pizza anyway.


 

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Originally Posted by TremDei View Post
Probably gonna get flamed for this, but I don't care. I need to get this thought out.

The way I see it, Role Playing is a lot like Pizza.

nearly everyone loves pizza, hardly anyone loves role playing.

Even by the low standards of internet forums, this is a poor analogy.


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I once convinced an Italian to eat Hawaiian style American pizza. It was hilarious


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I like a calzone sometimes


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Also, pizza is the staple food of role players! The ubiquitous sustenence before, after and during games as well as during Star Trek marathons (or Babylon 5 marathons if they're 'elitists'!).

My favorite toppings are pepperoni, Italian saugage, chicken, and green & red peppers!


 

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Originally Posted by Coyote_Seven View Post
Also, pizza is the staple food of role players! The ubiquitous sustenence before, after and during games as well as during Star Trek marathons (or Babylon 5 marathons if they're 'elitists'!).

My favorite toppings are pepperoni, Italian saugage, chicken, and green & red peppers!

Hea!

Babylon 5 is WAY better than Star Trek.


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pizza is the greatest food envention of Italy


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I am partial to a good barbeque/hawiian pizza. Or maybe a ranch style. Never chicago style, though. Makes me feel kinda sick. :|

Also, your analogy is good, in my opinion. Ignore the haters.


 

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Babylon 5 is WAY better than Star Trek.
You take that back, or I'll throw my Picard plushie at you!


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Originally Posted by Nethergoat View Post
nearly everyone loves pizza, hardly anyone loves role playing.

Even by the low standards of internet forums, this is a poor analogy.
So is role playing more like tofurkey? Or pigs feet? Or steamed asparagus?


 

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Originally Posted by Marcian Tobay View Post
So... so hard to find a kosher restaurant in America. There's one in my city, and it's a Baskin Robbins.
Depends on what City you are in. Chicago has a bunch of kosher restaurants.

And if they are in a city without a kosher restaurant, well the pizza place is using dishes and ovens that are traif. Going Half and Half on a pizza is no worse.


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