The Way of the Steelclaw
By
AzureSkyCiel,
Posted on: 2009-09-21 08:12 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
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I fear that weapon-wielding criminals may lack a proper appreciation of sarcastic attacks upon their grammar. It may actually be better to just hand over the money.|
Originally Posted by Steelclaw
You know, sometimes this spontaneous list thing of mine comes in handy. Maybe I can use it as a self-defense the next time someone tries to mug me?
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Pop that one option in a list of it's own if you need a mugger-response list.
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You should write for Cracked.
Should've just said "placate!"
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sometimes... I really think that you're secretly Weird Al.
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Originally Posted by Samuel_Tow
City of Heroes is a game about freedom of expression and variety of experiences far more so than it is about representing any one theme, topic or genre.
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This is truly worthy of the good old fashioned (for youngsters anyway) ROFLMAO.
And now if you excuse it is time to find my bowels again.
Kudos to you Steelclaw.
I really need to team up with you sometime...learn your secret list of lists...or whatever. 
There I was between a rock and a hard place. Then I thought, "What am I doing on this side of the rock?"
Steelclaw, you probably scared the poor fool so badly, he logged off, and went to his mom's room crying about the "bad touch" you gave his brain.
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Never mind that, I personally think he's Garak from DEEP SPACE 9.|
Originally Posted by AzureSkyCiel
sometimes... I really think that you're secretly Weird Al.
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Julian Bashir: They broke seven of your transverse ribs and fractured your clavicle.
Elim Garak: Ah, but I got off several cutting remarks, which no doubt did serious damage to their egos.
Julian Bashir: Garak, this isn't funny.
Elim Garak: I'm serious, doctor! Thanks to your ministrations I'm almost completely healed, but the damage I did to them will last a lifetime.
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aka
Samuraiko/Dark_Respite
Dark_Respite's Farewell Video: "One Last Day"
THE COURSE OF SUPERHERO ROMANCE CONTINUES!
Book I: A Tale of Nerd Flirting! ~*~ Book II: Courtship and Crime Fighting - Chap Nine live!
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THE COURSE OF SUPERHERO ROMANCE CONTINUES!
Book I: A Tale of Nerd Flirting! ~*~ Book II: Courtship and Crime Fighting - Chap Nine live!
MA Arcs - 3430: Hell Hath No Fury / 3515: Positron Gets Some / 6600: Dyne of the Times / 351572: For All the Wrong Reasons
378944: Too Clever by Half / 459581: Kill or Cure / 551680: Clerical Errors (NEW!)
You sir, I applaud. I smirked.
I particularly appreciated the
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exchange. Had I any signature space left and it would now grace that space.
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RandomJerk: u suck Me: yeah, those vowels are tramps |
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Wierd Al...?
Garak...?
Hmmm...
::checks driver's license::
Nope sorry... You have answered incorrectly... however don't feel bad... You won't go home empty handed! Tell 'em Biff Pardue!
That's right John! Our runner's up today have won the Steelclaw Home Game! Ostracize your friends! Be disowned by your family! Be a pariah of society! That's right; it's the Steelclaw Home Game!
My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw
I think I've found a new idol. 
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I do, in fact, see this to be the best use of your lists to date.
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Make this game.........I need it.
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Originally Posted by Steelclaw
Wierd Al...?
Garak...? Hmmm... ::checks driver's license:: Nope sorry... You have answered incorrectly... however don't feel bad... You won't go home empty handed! Tell 'em Biff Pardue! That's right John! Our runner's up today have won the Steelclaw Home Game! Ostracize your friends! Be disowned by your family! Be a pariah of society! That's right; it's the Steelclaw Home Game! |
Rude Tells thread ----->thatta way!
And with Psychoti's sub running out soon, Steelclaw has a shot at becoming the new Twit Magnet (tm)!
Best of luck to you Steelclaw! I'm rootin for you! 
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Originally Posted by Blue Rabbit
You sir, I applaud. I smirked.
I particularly appreciated the Quote:
exchange. Had I any signature space left and it would now grace that space. |
There I was between a rock and a hard place. Then I thought, "What am I doing on this side of the rock?"
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Originally Posted by RobertoLyon
Rude Tells thread ----->thatta way!
And with Psychoti's sub running out soon, Steelclaw has a shot at becoming the new Twit Magnet (tm)! Best of luck to you Steelclaw! I'm rootin for you! |
I was just thinking what would happen if Psychotic ans Steelclaw ended up in a 'tell' fight with eachother. I think the servers would just die of the awsomeness.
//Jack
The Kickers base.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
-Groucho Marx
Five lines is not enough sig space.. I can't even edit mine without loosing everything..
Steelclaw, you're not funny.
You're hilarious.
"What has search overload done to us??"
If only i knew you in game hehe.
You just made my night.
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Originally Posted by Steelclaw
Wierd Al...?
Garak...? Hmmm... ::checks driver's license:: Nope sorry... You have answered incorrectly... however don't feel bad... You won't go home empty handed! Tell 'em Biff Pardue! That's right John! Our runner's up today have won the Steelclaw Home Game! Ostracize your friends! Be disowned by your family! Be a pariah of society! That's right; it's the Steelclaw Home Game! |
Sorry... Mr. Claw is it? I regret to inform you that your marketing front for your home game is strikingly similar to our client Harry Canyon's self titled biography- "That's right, I wrote this myself!" Wherein he mentions all about ostracizing his friends, being disowned by his family, and especially being a Pariah of society. In fact, if there is something in your game mentioning alien abductions or living la vida loca, we will have to confiscate all remaining copies of said game, and may file punitive damages in a court o flaw.
MY FAREWELL GIFT
It is never truly gone, as long as there is someone left to remember.
Actual conversation that happened this morning as I was running my Stalker on Triumph:
RandomJerk: wanna team
Me: No thanks; I prefer to run my stalkers solo.
RandomJerk: u suck
Me: yeah, those vowels are tramps
Me: yes, but only on Tuesdays
Me: sorry, I dont do requests
Me: well not usually.. but for 1,000,000 infamy Ill consider it
Me: Im going to need an Object in that sentence before I can commit
RandomJerk: WTF?!!?!?!?!!!!
Me: Water Transfer Facility?
Me: Worried Father Tarantula?
Me: Wombats Faking Tourettes?
RandomJerk: Wut wrong with u?!?!
Me: Well doc it all started when I was a child
Me: Sorry, my mind is all filled with things like spelling and grammar rules
Me: My right hand has a mind of its own and it does all the typing.
RandomJerk: im put u on ignore
Me: but but I thought we had something special!
Me: what will I tell the children?!
RandomJerk does not exist, is hidden, or is not online at the moment.
I decided that broadcasting at that point would be considered impolite; if not outright grounds for the Mod-stick.
You know, sometimes this spontaneous list thing of mine comes in handy. Maybe I can use it as a self-defense the next time someone tries to mug me?
My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw