Bad Battle Cry Choices


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My Elec/Elec brute still uses "Fear my mighty SHOULDER KITTY!" on nearly every use of Lightning Rod.


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My first 50 was a Dark/Regen Scrapper. (Mostly because Dark Armor back then sounded like a never-ending dental drill symphony, never mind the endurance costs.) Anyway, for several weeks after hitting 32 and getting Midnight Grasp his battle cry was "Feel my tentacles!"


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One of my blasters cry is"Stercus, moriturus sum!"

It means "Excrement, I'm going to die!"

or somthing along those lines


 

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Originally Posted by DLancer View Post
"If we succeed, no one will remember and if we fail no one will forget!"

This has been widely renowned as a battlecry only one step above "Come on lads, lets get our throats cut!"

AAAh, more Terry Pratchett. Always a favorite.


I have an emp/archery defender who uses "Don't make me use this!" as a battle cry.


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I understand the preferred battlecry on Pinnacle is "I'm so wasted right now!".

On Virtue, it's "What's my RP motivation for this fight and how does it fit into my 30 page backstory?" ;-)


 

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"Someone hold my beer...this is gonna require BOTH hands!!!"


 

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My DM/Regen Scrapper's battle cry is, and always has been, "Let me bleed on you". Of course, it sounds like one of those crazy "Don't make me die on you!" battle cries unless you read his bio: the black nastiness around his hands is actually blood seeping out of the pores on his artificial limbs; the blood is sentient (insofar as an "entity" made up of servile nanites can be) and attacks anything that isn't the host (re: my character) and then flows back to be reabsorbed through his feet.

I've had a number of people that gave me strange looks coupled with perplexed messages when I gave my battle cry as I jumped into a full mob because I apparently refused to die when I said I was going to.


 

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I used to have a Tanker who used the "Bio" costume pieces. His battle cry was "This is not my costume!"


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I am going to set everyone on fire!


 

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I saw one a few days ago which for some unfathomble reason had me questioning my bladder control.
"Imma firin' ma p33nz0r!!"



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Heh, this is fun. Hmm...

"I lost a contact lens!"

"Are you my mommy?" (though for Dr Who fans it's possibly less silly sounding...)

"Come here and give me a hug."

"Time for a no-toggle fight."

"What does 'Archvillain' mean?" (when on a radio mission)

"Scrapperlock FTW!"


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"Beware the Milkman, for he will milk you like no other!"
"The Milkman serves his milk at room temperature!"

And stuff.


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Squirtle I choose you!

*throws ordinary box turtle at Council Vampyre's head*


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Originally Posted by DLancer View Post
Squirtle I choose you!

*drops his pants*
Fix'd that for ya...

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Originally Posted by Nalrok_AthZim View Post
On one of my mad scientist brutes...

"TIME TO DIVIDE BY ZERO!!!"
"Oh shi-!"


 

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"So you're Nictus. I bet your momma's proud."

"Μεγαλη η Αρτεμις Εφεσιων!"

"You remind me of Frida Kahlo, $target. I think it's the eyebrows."

"Yes, I heard your safety word, $target. I'm just pretending I didn't."

"Thou, $target, wouldst live in the rank sweat of an enseamed bed, stew’d in corruption, honeying and making love over the nasty sty."

"This $target reminds me of King George. I think it's the wig. Or the belly."



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Originally Posted by Eva Destruction View Post
The battlecry space is too small, and I am too uncreative, so a lot of my characters' battlecry is "f10!" just so I have something to yell at Rommy.
You can always rebind it with /bind F10 "em attack $$local [battlecry]" (replacing [battlecry] with whatever you want to use; that gets around the character limit of the stock battlecry.


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You can always rebind it with /bind F10 "em attack $$local [battlecry]" (replacing [battlecry] with whatever you want to use; that gets around the character limit of the stock battlecry.
And now I want to make a character who's battle cry is BATTLECRY!


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My blaster's standard battlecry (more of a "ready" statement, really) is "locked and loaded!". Sometimes, I change it up, though.

"I drink your milkshake!"
"This is <insert name of random Greek city-state other than Sparta in ALL CAPS>!"
"I knew I shoulda turned left at Albuquerque!"
"YOUR AD HERE!"


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I've got an ice blast/cold domination corruptor on CoV and my battle cry is usually a bad Arnold Schwarzenegger pun from Batman and Robin. (He played Mr. Freeze, in case you're lucky enough not to have seen it)

At the moment it's "Allow me to break the ice!" but I've also had classics such as "Let's kick some ice!" and "You're not sending me to the cooler!"


 

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Originally Posted by Nalrok_AthZim View Post
On one of my mad scientist brutes...

"TIME TO DIVIDE BY ZERO!!!"
This one is just classic. It's so cliché and overdone, and yet.. so funny!

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I don't really use battlecries at all. Though, I do have my Peacebringer, who is a Japanese Magical Girl. I occasionally activate my attack-name and transform binds-
"Two-Handed Glowing Dual Orbital Shining Explosion Strike!"
"Calamari Spirit Guardian, I Summon You!"
"Aspect of the Greater Thick-Skinned Space Lobster!"


 

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My Dark/Dark defender's is

"Scary Skull Powers....ACTIVATE!"

My Ill/Storm's switches between "I need a drink." and "I need MORE AGGRO."


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