In the Newspapers!


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((I'm sorry I didn't realise I had! ))


 

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Paragon City Post Sunday, 10th February, 2008

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Paragon City was in shock last night to discover that Eric Mitchell, better known as the Battling Britanic, was killed in a horrific bomb blast.


At approximately 8.40pm local Kings Row residents reported the sound of a massive blast coming from the offices of Britanic’s development company Sentinel Industries. When emergency services arrived on the scene it was reported that a roughly 40 foot spherical interior area of Sentinel Industries had been totally atomised.


Due to the unusual nature of the damage specialists from D.A.T.A., and S.E.R.A.P.H. were called in to assist the PPD in their investigation. Analysis of residual radiation, and damage caused to the scene has led to investigators theorising the device used was most likely fashioned from pirated Rikti technology. They have also stated that anything caught in the blast was totally wiped from existence.


CCTV evidence recovered from Sentinel Industries showed Britanic had entered the office mere moments before the explosion. Further investigation into the tapes has shown that Britanic was indeed in the effected area at the time of the explosion. Due to the nature of the device used, as well as the CCTV evidence, the City Coroner has declared Britanic to be legally dead.


Due to some anomalous footage from the CCTV, as well as the unnatural cause of the explosion the PPD are currently investigating Britanic's death as being
murder. PPD...Continued pg2

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((Bit rushed but it gets the point across. Added point of interest is that I have handed over control of the Paragon City Post to Morganafiolett to tie in with her character Maid Stone. I wish her every luck with it ))


 

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New Inquirer, February 10

THE military dictator of a remote island nation has been identified as potentially the next major threat to world peace.
A top political advisor, and one of the key minds spearheading the War on Terror and the world’s defence against the Rikti invaders, has warned that the word should watch General Buku of the Liberty Islands.
Unconfirmed reports of atrocities against his own people have filtered out of the notoriously isolationist country and there are fears that growing tensions with the Vanguard outpost on the islands could spill over into bloodshed.
General Jean-Baptise Buku, 48, seized power of the tiny Indian Ocean island nation while the world was focused on the first Rikti invasion.
Although a bloodless coup, it is feared that Buku’s growing lust for power could be bad news for the islands’ white and Indian minorities.
Before taking power, Buku lead Liberty Islands’ small but highly disciplined military forces for six years. His troops were effectively an army for hire, seeing action throughout the African mainland in civil wars and other disputes.
Under the banner of liberating the native population from poverty, he marched his army into the capital square and took power.
However, the latest United Nations report on the islands suggests that poverty is more widespread than ever.
Political advisor, Truman Van Horn said: “The world’s worst dictators have often begun their careers believing there are doing the best for their people. But as has been seen time and again, power corrupts and Buku is following a pattern that, in my opinion, could lead to atrocities in the Liberty Islands as well as a significant threat to the rest of the world.”
In recent months, the United Freedom Coalition (UFC) has been established by Hatem Nasri and his daughter Rashme in opposition to Buku’s Liberty Party.
The UFC promotes a more cooperative policy towards international relations as well as equality for the three ethnic groups on the islands.
Hatem Nasri said: “General Buku made an immediate and potentially devastating move when he took power; a move that in time will either enable our tiny nation to prosper or see it become a nightmare. Buku is a soldier, he did all a solider can do, and now it is time to put the power into the hands of the people so they can elect a leader to give true liberty to our islands.”

((Thanks again go to @Rhino for the design of the New Inquirer))


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Estoque, Bastinado, Spidermonkey, Chic Doyle - The Militia
Miss Teen, Dead Reckoner, Dee Dee Diablo, Kaneko

 

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*Recent story covered by Paragon news*

"This story just in. During Arachnos's most recent raid on the Ziggursky Penitentiary it is believed that amongst the super villains who escaped is the terrorist known only as the Philanthropist."

*Picture of him comes on screen ((same as my avatar))*

"This man gained global reknown for his attacks against the families of politicians and servicemen. As well as his forceful take over of the island nation of Monicar and the founding of the global terrorist group that calls itself GEIST."

*The image of The Philanthropist is joined by pictures of the carnage at the zig*

"It is currently unknown for certain if he did indeed escape or is buried somewhere beneath the rubble. The warden is quoted as saying: "I hope that freaky son of a [censored] is under this rubble somewhere. Least I won't have to put with his wierd habits anymore". The Philanthropist had been part of a series of experiments devised for attempting to comprehend the criminal mastermind supposedly with minimal success. If seen he is to be considered extremely dangerous despite his seeming physical frailty."

*All the images are replaced with a large number*

"There is a reward for information leading to his capture and at this stage it stands fifteen million dollars. Please call the usual number if you have any useful information."

*The news goes to commercial*


 

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((Changing the thread title's a bit of a no-no, as has been said earlier. :P ))

DJ STACKER LOSING HER MIND?
Concerns were raised yesterday over the mental health of Gemma Stacker, after she was spotted stumbling out of Pocket D into New Overbrook. Witnesses claim the musician and DJ was clutching her head and screaming at the top of her voice for nearly an hour before someone had finally calmed her down and took her out of the area.

Found in some random magazine Feb 10th.

((Well, I tried. It's late, that's my excuse. :\))


Sam: "My mind is a swirling miasma of scintillating thoughts and turgid ideas."
Max: "Me too."

Stuff

 

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Paragon City Post- 13th February 2008.

A report on the weekend's crackdown campaign ((my IC take on the double XP event)) and coverage of Britanic's memorial service.

Front Page

Page 2 (Full Memorial Article)

This issue also unveils the Paragon City Post's new look.


The Purple Party Pagan of Paragon

Globals: @Morgana Fiolett / @Genevieve Moore

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((Hopefully this will not step on any toes - If it does, please let me know. This is based on an IC conversation between Richard Huntington and Suzi White a few days ago. Edited for corrections.))

The Financial Times

SENTINEL INDUSTRIES TAKEOVER BID?

Many industry leader are concerned by the apparent move by Huntington International Ltd to purchase Sentinel Industries, following the death of its CEO, Erik Mitchell, last week. Inside sources indicate that Dr Richard Huntington III, owner of HI, has taken a personal hand in this action, which resulted in a hand-picked cadre of 'advisors' beginning the task of managing the company.

A formal statement from Huntington International states "Huntington has no interest in the businesses and contracts currently held by Sentinel Industries - this action is being taken as a caretaker opportunity to see Sentinel through the turmoil caused by its recent loss."

Dr Huntington himself made a brief statement in addition to this. "I do not want Sentinel. I do not own Sentinel. I do not ever intend to own Sentinel. The company and all its rights and properties are, and will continue to remain, an asset held by my friend Suzi, whom I am acting under a contractual agreement with, to ensure continuity and the continued success of Sentinel Industries."

Suzi White-Mitchell was unavailable for comment.


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((This article was posted on the Buzz Around Paragon news website on Thursday morning))

WATCHMEN TO COUNCIL: THREE STRIKES AND YOU'RE OUT!
Exclusive by Dixon Growler

THE Hyperion Watchmen carried out a series of devastating raids on the Council that has left the paramilitary group’s latest scheme in tatters.
Reprisals had been feared since the Hyperion Watchmen’s celebrated saving of the President and Joint Chiefs of Staff from a Council masterminded mass assassination plot last month.
However, the Watchmen’s campaign against the Council shows no signs of wavering and last night three secret laboratories were destroyed by the maroon and gold clad crusaders.
Three high ranking Council leaders were arrested: Archon Ippolita, Archon Krieger and one of the group’s few female officers Archon Carissa. The Watchmen had received intelligence that all three had planned to attempt to eliminate them either in retaliation for the Washington drama or as a pre-emptive strike to protect their latest scheme.
It is believed the archons will face charges for their part in Project Prometheus that aimed to create new metahumans through scientific means.
It is understood the Watchmen also recovered a database of Paragon citizens who had been involved in freak accidents in the last five years. The Council had kidnapped some of these people as well as geneticist Dr Myleen Kwan, who was rescued by the Watchmen last night, as part of the project.
When quizzed about the operation, the Watchmen’s intimidating leader Bastinado refused to comment.
Bastinado was accompanied by Watchman Suzi White-Mitchell, aka White Vampyr, in what is thought to be her first operation since the apparent death of her husband Britanic.


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Nadja Romanov, Lily Pink, Little Death - The Cadre
Estoque, Bastinado, Spidermonkey, Chic Doyle - The Militia
Miss Teen, Dead Reckoner, Dee Dee Diablo, Kaneko

 

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((Also on the Buzz Around Paragon site - Ta, Romanov!))

CROATOA CARNAGE
By Chester Dumas

Croatoa is no stranger to violence but the extraordinary conflict that occured here early yesterday morning has stunned even the populace here.

Over the last few months across Paragon and beyond, children have been going missing from their homes and the streets without link and without trace. For many parents, hope was running low of ever seeing their loved ones again. That changed in the early hours of Valentine's day when a New Heroes union team including Chaotic Good, Fire Singer and teenage Vigilante Wolf Blade investigated a house that had come to their attention in Croatoa. Upon entry to the house, the heros discovered a scene from nightmares. Children chained to beds, malnourished, abused and forced to sleep in their own faeces.

Officers on the scene reported that these children were being stored here before being shipped to sweat shops and prostitution abroad. The zig reports that over fifty tsoo were sent to their medical bay after the encounter with injuries ranging from burns to stab wounds.

The PPD are now attempting to reunite missing children with their parents. Please contact the Croatoa station.

The NHU heros were unavailable for comment.


'You lose more of your femininity every day Doroe. It's very appealing.' - SLEDGEHAMMER!

 

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This article is posted on the Buzz Around Paragon news website on the morning on Sunday, February 17:

Buzz Around Paragon

((Thanks to @Rhino for the design work))


@Romanov
Nadja Romanov, Lily Pink, Little Death - The Cadre
Estoque, Bastinado, Spidermonkey, Chic Doyle - The Militia
Miss Teen, Dead Reckoner, Dee Dee Diablo, Kaneko

 

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Various Newspapers in the Rogue Islands report the disappearance of TV talk show host Mary Kelly. The TV studio is offering a reward. According to the papers she disappeared from the studios shortly after filming her hit show “Street Talk”.


((OOC: Setting Up For A New RP stroyline ))


Brawling Cactus from a distant planet.

 

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A page from this week's Paragon City Post, featuring gossip on Comtessa Bathory and a report on a hit and run in Steel Canyon. (Thanks to Liz Bathory and Pointless for supplying stories)

Paragon City Post, 20th February 2008, Page 9.


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This article is posted on the Buzz Around Paragon news website on the morning on Thursday, February 21:

Six Slain in Catnap Horror

((Part of the Shades of Darkness/Guild of Gentlemen Adventurers plot The Stalking Terror. Thanks to @Rhino for the design work.))


@Romanov
Nadja Romanov, Lily Pink, Little Death - The Cadre
Estoque, Bastinado, Spidermonkey, Chic Doyle - The Militia
Miss Teen, Dead Reckoner, Dee Dee Diablo, Kaneko

 

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Paragon city is known for its violent crime, but no crime is as despicable as attacking a pregnant woman.
Unfortunately for the would be assailants in this particular crime, their target was Rebecca "Summoness" Campbel, wife of renowned hero, Ben "Big Lunk" Campbel, who was with her at the time of the attack.

Mrs Campbel was said to have been approached by a masked figure in grey at the Pocket D night club and bar, who questioned her about her psychic abilities, and requested assistance with a matter concerning his friend.
Alerted by the man's curious behaviour, and apparent desperation, Mrs Campbel discretely alerted her husband, who arrived to observe from a distance.
After further pressure, Mrs Campbel agreed to the man's requests, on the grounds that she would be accompanied by her husband. The would-be-assailant agreed, and went to fetch his accomplice, a small, cybernaticaly enhanced, young girl.

Upon reaching a secluded area, the two assailants attacked the couple, and after an initial strike against Mrs Campbel, where mercilessly beaten back until they ran from the scene.

Mrs Campbel is said to be resting after the ordeal, but otherwise unharmed.
Mr Campbel had this to say on the incident: "Such attacks are unforgivable, against metahumans or not. Beccs is heavily pregnant, and the shock of this attack may of sent her into early labour. When I find out who was behind this, rest assured, I will be making a b****ck necklace out of them. Put my family at risk, and you can say goodbye to any chance of one of your own."


((OOC information:
TLF plot. Capture the psychics.

10 minute arena match
Red Team:
Rip Fang - 1 score
B.U.O - 0 score
Blue Team:
Summoness - 1 score
Big Lunk - 10 score
match ends with 5 minutes to spare.

winners: Truth, Justice and honour.
<does number 6 victory dance&gt)


 

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Various newspapers report on the on air assault of anchorman Chip Summers. A description of the assailant and a transcript of its words are given.

The news doesn’t appear on the front page rather a page twenty or so small story.

Link


Brawling Cactus from a distant planet.

 

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~A story hitting a number of TV news programs~

"A shocking new twist in the story of the Liberty Islands. Through his official press department the dictator of the island nation Monicar and leader of the international facist terrorist organisation G.E.I.S.T has issued a video statement."

*A muted video of the Philanthropist talking appears in the background while the newsreader continues*

"This one and a half hour long video features the man calling himself the Philanthropist declaring that he will not rest until the corrupt dictator General Buku is ousted and the Liberty Islands brought under the care of G.E.I.S.T who claim they will modernise the islands infrastructure and eradicate poverty by bringing the entire islands populace meaningful employment while at the same time extending a hand of co-operation towards the local Vanguard base."

*The muted video is un-muted and fills the entire screen*

"A leader must always remember that he must care for his people for they are his most precious resource and it is their unity under him that brings the power to improve themselves and their society. As a military man I would have hoped that General Buku understood this. However the General has not shown even the slightest inclination towards benign leadership and therefore it is my duty as the benefactor of G.E.I.S.T to remove him and bring the Liberty Islands under my control so that the damage he caused can finally be repaired."

*The video is again replaced by the newscaster and muted*

"In response to this a Longbow official said that G.E.I.S.T are still an evil terrorist group and that they will not allow them to invade and conquer another island nation."

*the newscaster moves onto a different story*


 

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* Part of The Stalking Terror plot by Shades of Darkness/The Guild of Gentlemen Adventurers.

((This article is posted on the Buzz Around Paragon news website on the morning of March 1))

Buzz Around Paragon

((Thanks again again to @Rhino for the design work))


@Romanov
Nadja Romanov, Lily Pink, Little Death - The Cadre
Estoque, Bastinado, Spidermonkey, Chic Doyle - The Militia
Miss Teen, Dead Reckoner, Dee Dee Diablo, Kaneko

 

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(( Technically not a newspaper story, but is news all the same And yes, I know its abit late for synch and everything and its probably [censored] >.> ))

Monday 3rd March, Channel 32 News at 12:30 and again every hour

"We've received reports that there has been a brutal murder of 2 adults and 1 child at a home just outside the city limits late last night. Witness reports that the attacker, a young woman of slim build, walked along the street, in apparent disregard to the little traffic around at that time.

"She then walked up the front path to the door, where in she proceeded to in what can only be described as a complete frenzy, tore the doorframe from the wall with several 'vines' that erupted from the ground, she then entered the house where nothing happened for several minutes. The next action was also seen by the police who had newly arrived at the scene, after the witness called them. The footage was recorded on the chase cam of the vehicle. We have the exclusive footage here..."

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*the broadcast shifts to a "cars-eye-view" of a house, lights illuminating a white house front with a large jagged hole where a doorframe used to be a few cops working their way up the front lawn, guns trained on the doorway*

"Allright, come out with your hands up where we can see them and lie down on the ground with your hands behind your head!" the lead cop shouts out, advancing slowly, his comrades kneeling down to aim steadier.

There was a sound of commotion inside and a young girl walked out, hands behind her head as instructed. She was dressed in black leathers with green straps buckles all along her green skinned body, a demonic tail swinging from side to side behind her, a mask covering her lower half of her face, with completely blacked out glasses covering her eyes. A glint of brighter green highlighted a scar running down her right eye. She strolled down asif she didnt have a care in the world, not least the numerous guns pointed at her. She stopped and looks around, apparently just enjoying the evening twilight.

"Down on the ground, miss!" The officer repeated. Advancing on her with shuffling steps, he drew out a bottle of mace with his free hand as he kept his gun trained on her with the other.

The girl looked at him and chuckles quietly, it slowly building into a loud clear laugh, demonicness clear in the ringing tone it left after it. The camera shakes as rumbling is heard, the car bouncing on its suspension. Suddenly large thorn covered vines burst from the ground around the officers, quickly trapping their guns, arms and legs. The girl walks towards the lead officer and raises a finger, a trio of bodies being dragged out of the building onto the lawn, dissappearing under the cameras viewpoint. "You listen here, little man, this is nothing to do with you, and its going to stay that way..."

The girl closes her fist and the camera wobbles, then lifts into the air, along with the car, pointing straight up into the sky. A short scream is heard as the camera seems to fall, then cuts out as the video shakes and goes blank.

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*the feed switches back to the News room*

"During that report, we've had confirmation on the identity of the bodies, they are husband and wife, Paul and Rebbecca Menardi, and their daughter Heather. The police are currently searching for the other two daughters, Iris and Ellie, who prefers to go by her middle name, 'Tamura'. More on that story as is develops. Our other stories today..."


 

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Obituaries


Blazing Blue Beetle (1972 – 2008)

Born heir to the millions of the Longthorn family, Harold Longthorn first came to the public’s attention in 2005 when he first appeared preventing a hold up at Atlas Park bank. His distinctive blue helmet and costume earnt him the nickname of The Blue Beetle but he added the ‘Blazing’ after a journalist described his pursuit of arch villain Wormwood across Talos Island at high speed. Despite his active hero career, he managed to maintain his business interests while still raising a large family.

Beetle died last Thursday when he fell from the sky high over Skyway City. It is thought that he was the target of an opportunist sniper. He leaves behind his wife Jennifer and his four children, Eleanor, Simon, Fleur and Daisy.


Painted Butterfly (1981 – 2008)

Hitting the headlines in May 2006, Christina Fulton was the proud recipient of the $8,000,000 payout from the Paragon City Lottery. Deciding to reveal her mutant origins to the world, she declared her desire to fight crime and promptly donated over two thirds of her winnings to charity. Taking to the streets as the brightly coloured Painted Butterfly, she concentrated on street crime, arresting numerous Skulls, Hellions and Outcasts as part of her clean up operation.

Butterfly’s career came to an end last week when an explosion destroyed her apartment, killing her instantly. Police are still regarding the death as suspicious.


@Dante EU - Union Roleplayer and Altisis Victim
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Paragon City Post, 5th March 2008:
Showbiz Agent Found Dead In Office


The Purple Party Pagan of Paragon

Globals: @Morgana Fiolett / @Genevieve Moore

Altoholic with too many characters to count now I have all these shiny servers...

 

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Paragon City Post, Page Six

Masked Media Bandit!

As many television watchers witnessed first hand this Wednesday, the Channel Six news at Ten O'Clock was interrupted by a masked man calling himself ' Jargon '. His broadcast was frequently interrupted by flashes of disturbing images and sounds, including a crying baby and a beehive that had been set alight. He spoke with a distorted and warped voice in order to further hide his true identity.

The self styled ' Jargon ' claimed that he was issuing a warning to the criminal element and that they would no longer find sympathy or forgiveness. An extract from his speech follows.

"Citizens of Paragon City, your regular broadcast has been interrupted. Do not adjust your sets. Listen to the sound of my voice and all shall become clear. The cruel and the misguided will be delivered unto you, to never stand trial."

No other channels were effected by this hi-jacked broadcast and a representative of Channel Six stated that they were in no way affiliated with ' Jargon '. If this man is the latest hero on Paragons streets, this reporter thinks he'll still call out for the likes of Zortel or The Crimson Archer if he needs help.

-Article by Faith Calahan.