The Forumpocalypse is Nigh!


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Last but not least, if you haven't saved your Private Messages or thought about your forum handle yet, now is the time to do it!

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I would LOVE to change my forum handle to the one I've always wanted to have from the START... but someone has been rudely holding onto it for FIVE YEARS without posting ONCE on these message boards!

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What a jerk!

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I don't know if you were being serious or not, but I was this time. If you're going to not EVER post, why not change your handle to something like dorkfish45923 so that other people can make use of that name? Doesn't make any sense to me.

The only thing I can think of is that someone registered and then left the game, forgetting all about it. And since your name is "reserved" for you for if you ever do come back.... yeah.

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unfortunately dorkfish1-45295 were taken, so your idea is moot.


Oh yeah, that was the time that girl got her whatchamacallit stuck in that guys dooblickitz and then what his name did that thing with the lizards and it cleared right up.

screw your joke, i want "FREEM"

 

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...if The_Squid doesn't show up soon, I'm gonna need a replacement.

Bad_Influence was the Dead Horseman by default, but can be replaced.

Let's get this forumocalypse moving people! I haven't got all night! Well, technically I do, but... uh...


 

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Yeah, I've DOOMED way more than the Squid ever has.


 

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72 hours without the forums . . . . . .how will some people cope?!

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HOLY CRAP, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO ACTUALLY WORK! DOOOM!

--NT


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I suppose this means we're gonna have to finally decide on a Horseman of Delay.

Any volunteers?

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I'd sign up, but I'd rather have a pony.


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72 hours without the forums . . . . . .how will some people cope?!

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I plan to cope by driving across the country.


 

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Really?


Am I the one who is going to have to do this?


Fine...



THE FORUMS ARE GOING TO THE AMERICAS!!!!11!11!1111


 

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so we have our horsemen, but that raises the question. who ends up being the forumpocalypses 6 headed beast? The DOOOOOOOMMMMMBeast? I am just the messenger. and you can't have my capybaras, my tangelos, or my 10 year supply of fruitopia.


 

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so we have our horsemen, but that raises the question. who ends up being the forumpocalypses 6 headed beast? The DOOOOOOOMMMMMBeast? I am just the messenger. and you can't have my capybaras, my tangelos, or my 10 year supply of fruitopia.

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That one's traditionally the symbol for either wisdom or false religion.
So, take your pick.


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oooh aren't you guys happy you're going to get Golden Girl back...

...HA!

...We've suffered with her over at the EU forums for years now...it's time you took her back...


 

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Once we get more details on the new boards, I'm commissioning a new and permanent-ish avvy.

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Maybe I'll make one?





No, probably not.

I gotta back up some PMs from the devs. I even have one from War Witch I can no longer decipher, beyond it being vaguely about hockey


 

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...this is the same vBulletin Board that's been taking an incredably long time to load on two other forums I go to?

Great.......


36 level 50's in various servers...haven't been here in a while. It's now over 50

 

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noobbusterDamz wrote:

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72 hours without the forums . . . . . .how will some people cope?!

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HOLY CRAP, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO ACTUALLY WORK! DOOOM!

--NT

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...Holy Crap! Your right I might have to act like I am working on another site for 72 hours .


 

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...this is the same vBulletin Board that's been taking an incredably long time to load on two other forums I go to?

Great.......

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Those are server issues, not a vBulletin problem.

I visit several vBulletin boards that get far more traffic than the CoH forum and they run just fine.


 

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What day?


 

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...this is the same vBulletin Board that's been taking an incredably long time to load on two other forums I go to?

Great.......

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Those are server issues, not a vBulletin problem.

I visit several vBulletin boards that get far more traffic than the CoH forum and they run just fine.

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Yah, I looked into it a little deeper. Turns out the problem is IXHosting and not vBulletin.

So as long as NCSoft doesn't change server host to a 2 star server company we'll be ok


36 level 50's in various servers...haven't been here in a while. It's now over 50

 

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No man knoweth the day, nor the hour when the forumpocalypse wilt happen. One farmer will be left with Battle Maiden, the other taken. There will be rumors of PvP and rumors of nerfs: these are but the beginning of sorrows. The color of dark melee will turn to blood and the end draweth nigh. Yea, the mighty regen will tremble in fear as the 4 dead horses of the forumpocalypse are released to reap the harvest of threads.

Behold I saw the first horseman. He was yellow and black, known as Regen. As he turned to the players and told of epic years past, there was wailing and gnashing of teeth.

I looked upon the second horsemen, clothed in red and blue. The mighty fell before the wrath of GDN, unable to stand against the withering nerf.

As I looked up again I saw the third horseman, ED. He was clothed in one aspect and the terrible beauty wrought great destruction upon the land.

I again looked up and saw the fourth horseman. Completely formless, yet with many forms, terror pierced my sinews. His name AE, and the threads of wrath were released upon the forum. Yea, such is the wrath that is AE.

All these must come to pass and then the end will come. There will be wailing and gnashing of teeth.


 

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What day?

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No man knoweth the day, nor the hour when the forumpocalypse wilt happen. One farmer will be left with Battle Maiden, the other taken. There will be rumors of PvP and rumors of nerfs: these are but the beginning of sorrows. The color of dark melee will turn to blood and the end draweth nigh. Yea, the mighty regen will tremble in fear as the 4 dead horses of the forumpocalypse are released to reap the harvest of threads.

Behold I saw the first horseman. He was yellow and black, known as Regen. As he turned to the players and told of epic years past, there was wailing and gnashing of teeth.

I looked upon the second horsemen, clothed in red and blue. The mighty fell before the wrath of GDN, unable to stand against the withering nerf.

As I looked up again I saw the third horseman, ED. He was clothed in one aspect and the terrible beauty wrought great destruction upon the land.

I again looked up and saw the fourth horseman. Completely formless, yet with many forms, terror pierced my sinews. His name AE, and the threads of wrath were released upon the forum. Yea, such is the wrath that is AE.

All these must come to pass and then the end will come. There will be wailing and gnashing of teeth.

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...hey, they're stealin our jobs!

I knew this would happen.


 

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What day?

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No man knoweth the day, nor the hour when the forumpocalypse wilt happen. One farmer will be left with Battle Maiden, the other taken. There will be rumors of PvP and rumors of nerfs: these are but the beginning of sorrows. The color of dark melee will turn to blood and the end draweth nigh. Yea, the mighty regen will tremble in fear as the 4 dead horses of the forumpocalypse are released to reap the harvest of threads.

Behold I saw the first horseman. He was yellow and black, known as Regen. As he turned to the players and told of epic years past, there was wailing and gnashing of teeth.

I looked upon the second horsemen, clothed in red and blue. The mighty fell before the wrath of GDN, unable to stand against the withering nerf.

As I looked up again I saw the third horseman, ED. He was clothed in one aspect and the terrible beauty wrought great destruction upon the land.

I again looked up and saw the fourth horseman. Completely formless, yet with many forms, terror pierced my sinews. His name AE, and the threads of wrath were released upon the forum. Yea, such is the wrath that is AE.

All these must come to pass and then the end will come. There will be wailing and gnashing of teeth.

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Who can abideth the day of its coming?


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The Dude abideth


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Between 7AM and 9AM Pacific Time, on July 28th, the current UBB Message Boards will be taken offline in order to transfer the data over to the vBulletin Message Boards.

This means that the UBB Message Boards will NOT be accessible during that time.

The work that needs to be done on the new boards is expected to take approximately 72 hours.


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Guys, the way I read these 3 sentences is that THESE boards will be down for 2 hours, not 3 days.

The 3 days is for further work that needs to be done on the OTHER boards after the transfer.

I'm assuming that the new boards will open after the 3 day mark. Which may mean there could be a 72 hr. "info gap" between these boards & the new ones.

Not really apocalyptic in my book.


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Heresy!


 

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Or, what could happen is that they take these boards down to save off all the data, which would have them completely offline for two hours. Then, to make sure the boards don't get out of sync, they might lock them so that no one can post messages, but they would still have read access. 72 hours, more-or-less, later they would have the new boards up.

I dunno, but I've had to do stuff like that with the wiki before.


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I want to be the Horseman of Rule #5 violations


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