i16 nerfs already?

Slax · 06-22-2009 05:35 PM

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Why does there need to be a penalty for this?

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Hint: the OP was being a goofball and Babs was being funny. It's a joke.

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It's not a troll when it's a blatant parody.

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Slax · 06-22-2009 05:38 PM

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Be sure to have a helium balloon on your person at all times, such that if gravity does begin to reverse, it's sudden drop towards the ground will give you advance warning to find something to hold on to.

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Helium baloons do not move away from the gravitational center. Anyway, such a distortion would require a new gravitational center near the mass of the earth such as a massive wormhole. Or maybe a Pr-, er never mind.

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Slax · 06-22-2009 05:43 PM

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Since changing you colors will be -20% damage how many of the non-carebears will actually do this?

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That 20% is a maximum value. Remember, it scales depending on how far you deviate from the correct color.

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You are misleading them with this statement, you forgot to tell them the correct color is NOT the base one all start with and they have to guess what the correct color is. Imagine my surprise while playing mega-closed-beta and find that the "correct color" for dark melee was bright pink.

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Well, I know someone who's not getting into any more mega-closed-beta-tests, Mr. NDA breaker!

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Babs,

Here's the source code (it's in C64 Basic):

10 For N=1 To 11tybillion
20 Poke 64321, 3453
30 PEEK 2345
35 SET U=Gullible
40 Print "You are" U
50 Next N

edit: Blink tags don't work anymore.

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Starsman · 06-22-2009 05:51 PM

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For those still with us (all of you who haven't already canceled your accounts due to impending nerfs related to your choice of power colors)...

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First you misslead them about the right color and now you say their feedback in this thread is a joke?!

Bad BABs, just bad!

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LostHalo · 06-22-2009 07:51 PM

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It's not a troll when it's a blatant parody.

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You can not haz makke joek?

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StoneColdJoker · 06-22-2009 08:16 PM

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Waaaait a minute. I'm all for balancing from the vision, but those numbers seem skewed o.@ Why not like maybe 5% maximum value?

Also where's the rationale behind this, just curious. Is it to keep the purists happy and the RPers in check? o.0

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GhostLotus · 06-22-2009 08:40 PM

Why not add a -10% regen to catgirls, for a total of -30% for all the hot pink powered "Love" ones we know are coming.

That oughta curb the population..
That...or a giant poisoned whale.., hmm where can I find a whale this time of year?

_Laxx_ · 06-22-2009 09:03 PM

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Why not add a -10% regen to catgirls, for a total of -30% for all the hot pink powered "Love" ones we know are coming.

That oughta curb the population..
That...or a giant poisoned whale.., hmm where can I find a whale this time of year?

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Just ask May to do her instant kill on you. Enjoy your whale.

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Emo_Bitter · 06-22-2009 09:06 PM

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For those still with us (all of you who haven't already canceled your accounts due to impending nerfs related to your choice of power colors)...

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Let me get this straight. I get penalized for wanting black peacebringer blasts/aura's? If so that is racist and I'm gonna Facebook Obama - cause we are top friends.

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Player99 · 06-22-2009 09:31 PM

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That 20% is a maximum value. Remember, it scales depending on how far you deviate from the correct color.

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please, dont encourage this man

_Nanu_ · 06-23-2009 12:43 AM

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Since changing you colors will be -20% damage how many of the non-carebears will actually do this?

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That 20% is a maximum value. Remember, it scales depending on how far you deviate from the correct color.

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Ha! Dev confirmation!

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lol

Epic.

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mousedroid · 06-23-2009 05:59 AM

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For those still with us (all of you who haven't already canceled your accounts due to impending nerfs related to your choice of power colors)...

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Wait, so we're NOT getting power customization????

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mousedroid · 06-23-2009 06:01 AM

(Sometimes, I wish there could be a Dev thumbs up button for quality posts, because you pretty much nailed it.) -- Ghost Falcon

Slax · 06-23-2009 06:01 AM

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For those still with us (all of you who haven't already canceled your accounts due to impending nerfs related to your choice of power colors)...

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Wait, so we're NOT getting power customization????

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No, just you. Pretty sure Virtue won't get it either.

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dUmb, etc.
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Kelenar · 06-23-2009 06:52 AM

King of threads.

Having Vengeance and Fallout slotted for recharge means never having to say you're sorry.

Sharker_Quint · 06-23-2009 06:54 AM

you forgot to tell them that the nerf's only apply to freedom slax... and everyone else get's lollipop shooters and liquorice gumball's.

PyreFly · 06-23-2009 09:43 AM

This thread is so full of epic win it changed my colors in RL. My office is now lavender with safety orange trim.

and I have a -20% to insurance premiums from the nerf.

[color=red]The Pyre-Fly[/color]

Slax · 06-23-2009 10:41 AM

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you forgot to tell them that the nerf's only apply to freedom slax... and everyone else get's lollipop shooters and liquorice gumball's.

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Gumballs are overpowered in PvP, especially on a tank.

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ItsJustJake · 06-23-2009 10:45 AM

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Since changing you colors will be -20% damage how many of the non-carebears will actually do this?

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That 20% is a maximum value. Remember, it scales depending on how far you deviate from the correct color.

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You are misleading them with this statement, you forgot to tell them the correct color is NOT the base one all start with and they have to guess what the correct color is. Imagine my surprise while playing mega-closed-beta and find that the "correct color" for dark melee was bright pink.

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Well, I know someone who's not getting into any more mega-closed-beta-tests, Mr. NDA breaker!

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Revoke his COH Platinum priveleges, BaBs!

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EmpYou · 06-23-2009 11:14 AM

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For those still with us (all of you who haven't already canceled your accounts due to impending nerfs related to your choice of power colors)...

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Wait, so we're NOT getting power customization????

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No, just you. Pretty sure Virtue won't get it either.

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Well that's smart, youd think they would give the biggest RP player base this feature over everyone else right?

Sam Hufinson · 06-23-2009 12:12 PM

BaBs has made this the Best thread of the week.

EmpYou · 06-23-2009 12:15 PM

I have a plan to save teh game

Truely epic (and old) advertisement.

Hallowed · 06-23-2009 12:21 PM

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For those still with us (all of you who haven't already canceled your accounts due to impending nerfs related to your choice of power colors)...

[blink]THIS WHOLE THREAD IS A JOKE[/blink]

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Wait, so we're NOT getting power customization????

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No, just you. Pretty sure Virtue won't get it either.

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Well that's smart, youd think they would give the biggest RP player base this feature over everyone else right?

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Arcanaville · 06-23-2009 12:33 PM

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Since changing you colors will be -20% damage how many of the non-carebears will actually do this?

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That 20% is a maximum value. Remember, it scales depending on how far you deviate from the correct color.

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You are misleading them with this statement, you forgot to tell them the correct color is NOT the base one all start with and they have to guess what the correct color is. Imagine my surprise while playing mega-closed-beta and find that the "correct color" for dark melee was bright pink.

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Actually the correct color was dark red, but diminishing returns reduced it to pink.

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EmpYou · 06-23-2009 12:42 PM

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Since changing you colors will be -20% damage how many of the non-carebears will actually do this?

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That 20% is a maximum value. Remember, it scales depending on how far you deviate from the correct color.

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You are misleading them with this statement, you forgot to tell them the correct color is NOT the base one all start with and they have to guess what the correct color is. Imagine my surprise while playing mega-closed-beta and find that the "correct color" for dark melee was bright pink.

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Actually the correct color was dark red, but diminishing returns reduced it to pink.

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Those diminishing returns are rather severe. Do you think if I counter with a Deep Crimson colored Forcefield that it would offset the DR? Or will support colors continue to dimish?

(On a semi-serious note - has anyone thought about what happens when someone gets to cast black iceshields or bubbles?)