Best Trash Talk


Absolute Malice

 

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That's the first time I've ever died.


 

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y u kill me?!


 

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You're gonna think I am making this up, but someone actually said to me, "I love to suck your end".


 

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"lol a Fort with Phase"

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Try killing me without hide.


@Intro lolPvP

 

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Someone once called me "cheap" cause I ET'd him to death while he was in rest on the hero boat in WB..
I cant believe he would say that after such a beautiful thing.


 

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The time I got cursed out for "accidentally" hitting a badge hunter. ><

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/fixt

I got one last night from someone who wanted to duel me (after I already [censored] him 3-4 times) in Warburg. He says when I land we start so I target him as I'm flying to the spot. I get there, drop team, do one of those nifty flier landings, and throw him off the building, dive after him, and tap him after he lands.

He's not sure what just happened, but I /b "Flawless Victory"

That got some laughs and a few Babality jokes.


 

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"YOU DRONE BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO SKILL!"
"so, should i switch to my dom and we can go at in the arena?"
"no. i don't arena"
"thought so"
*droned*
"don't type"


 

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"Don't make me get my stalker." (That's a personal favorite of mine.)

"Is that all you're gonna do is slow me down so your team can kill me?"


"F*** you Artifice."


"Come down here and fight."


"1 v.s. 1 in arena?" (Coming from a tank.)


"You can't even hurt me, you just debuff me so you're team can kill me."


"If you KS me again, I'm gonna switch sides."


 

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for all u how think Dual Blade is not a good PvP toon u r wrong. If u want to prove me wron just come to Justice PvP and i will show u. I built my DB/Regen for acc and rechar. my Dam output is so fast the person im duelin has no time to heal. just ask about Takai that is me. ppl used to talk about claws the same way but i build my claw/SR b4 IOs and i got to 400rep solo in a month. I racked up 34 rep n 1 hour solo. So i close with "PROVE ME WRONG"






THE TIME HAS COME!

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can't bet this one


Here you come with a stupid name like Fixer - brutalkillz_

 

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"Is that all you're gonna do is slow me down so your team can kill me?"

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Lol zone PVP teaming. Your maths is truly leeter.

X+1 > X


 

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When I beat Ajax with my Fire/Eng Blaster and he thought I was cheating with IoP's, was pretty good.


 

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Not necessarily trash talk, but I thought it was funny.

Blaster flies down on me on a rampage from me killing him moment earlier on my Thugs/Poison

! BAM ! ~ CRASH ~ ! POW !

*Standing over dead Blaster*

"OMG! How do you have so much resistance to energy damage!"

"Erm... I have 1.57% Resistance to Energy Damage <.<"


 

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[Broadcast] o LiKe BuTTeR o: have enough buffs/heals NOOB
[Broadcast] Gage Endal: Yes, I have just enough xD


 

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Hahaha, 'Oh No You Din't' gets his panties all in a ruffle every time I kill him in the middle of a duel. He says a hell of alot more than that.

Then he always says, "Duel me then!" Hahahahaha!!!!!

So I do....I dueled him and two of his buddies at the same time, killed one, then took my defeat. He says to me, "Did you just pop a green with Elude on?"

I don't know which is funnier!

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LOL I dont know who are but I'm pretty sure u have never beat my scrapper or my friends lol but w/e.

I like "pve is that way----->
and "wanna beat skeets?" lol


 

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/bump


 

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all you do is trow ice

all you do is trow fiyr

i cant 1v1 i trow healz

i wont arean yuo im to nervice


 

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Arena makes my hands shake so I die and than I lose


 

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"You pathetic little idiot poser on your loser FotM toon, ROFL, never could do anything solo, you're too weak. Thanks for proving it. L O S E R."

That was after he called me Vanilla Ice.

The best part was that he was using a dark/cold corr.


 

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i love zones on Freedom:

"run chickens weak chickens..
all you weak stalkers can do is hide, hit and run!
chickens!"
*tank hugging drone at hero base*

"arena me... ^_^"
"arena is weak ... if arena would be good all ppl would be there and not in zone"

"pop more inspirations noob, only noobs pop inspirations"

2 vs 1 on arena (since partner sits in the corner lagging)
"[broadcast] person 1: get the kill
[broadcast] person 1: mt"

1 day later 2v2:
"[broadcast] person 2: get the kill
[broadcast] person 2: mt ^_^"


 

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My favorite night ever in SC was tonight.

"stalkers is OP'd" etc, boring [censored] most of the night.

Flying Ice/Rad Troller [name withheld] talked a major amount of the not worth repeating, everyone's said it before type [censored], plus the newly classic, *I can see stalkers a mile away*.

Challenged 1v1 *i don't arena*.

*send tell fer super sekrit location HDS that no one will ever suspect*

I stand there, they hover. They say *ready*. I say *Let's BONK!!*

Precious minutes ensue. *you gonna attack?* *are you?* *I can't see you* *okay, one sec*

EnD shows up, couple of dark attacks later, they're debuff'd and just shy of 100% HP, omg nrg grabbing tp AS!

<---winnar

Then it got interesting.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65I0HNvTDH4


@Bonker Guide to Base Building for the Small SG
Present project: Solo Everything Project
Remaining: Lusca, Sewers, Eden, Kahn, States, HeroSpec2&3, Apex, Tin Mage, Moritmer Kal, Tesseract, Recluse, 'Cuda, Quarry, Stropharia, Thorn, Arachnos Flier, Deathsurge, Caleb, Seed of Hamidon (Villrespec2&3, Hami, CoP, Incarnates)

 

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i got the kill though lol
it is fun to grief trash talkers duels sry ^_^


 

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KS'ing [censored]!


@Bonker Guide to Base Building for the Small SG
Present project: Solo Everything Project
Remaining: Lusca, Sewers, Eden, Kahn, States, HeroSpec2&3, Apex, Tin Mage, Moritmer Kal, Tesseract, Recluse, 'Cuda, Quarry, Stropharia, Thorn, Arachnos Flier, Deathsurge, Caleb, Seed of Hamidon (Villrespec2&3, Hami, CoP, Incarnates)

 

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heyyyyy......you tried to KS me!