Best Trash Talk

i wish i could have logged lightning hawkz in AC a few days back.
it was like 3 hours of straight up stupidity coupled with a hint of AWESOME.

but yeah... i'd get banned for posting that here too.

God I just hate pple who pvp IN ZONES with rules. Zone pvp is for kill on sight... you ******* wanna duel, take it to the arena or stop complaining about how I just KS'd you in RV.

it is not completely trash talk but i found it was awesome when Justin and Haunt (?) were fighting some random scraps on arena and the broadcast looked this way after like 5 min smackdown:

scrap2: BRO! I will never again sign up on match with you!
scrap1: BRO!
scrap1: I didn't know they were range!
scrap2: this is ***
scrap1: BRO, they are poppping!
scrap1: we should pop too...

Just alone the fact they tried to pull FC vs dom and MM w/o using insps on lol melee w/o taunt was funny enough, they also held whole convo on broadcast what gave ppl who watched match awesome show.

The oldie but goodie that always makes my stalkers smile...

some dead guy: Why don't you fight me without Hide, you coward...


Cheers,
4

for sheetz and giggles...i love RV:

*names were changed*

[Tell] Black Phaos.: sup honey..i love lady gamers..sorry i gotta be owning you like this
[Tell] -->Black Phaos.: if you killed me yeah you owned..but you didnt so GDIF
[Tell] Black Phaos.: can we agree to disagree..i am the most powerful toon here..i am good to have as an allie... be nice and ill forgive you
[Tell] -->Black Phaos.: LMAO
[Tell] Black Phaos.: only because your fiesty..and you got spunk..dont make me take it back
[Tell] -->Black Phaos.: OMG I AM LOLING IRL
[Tell] Black Phaos.: i know me too
[Tell] Black Phaos.: as well as POWERFUL i am funny and charming..i could just beat the dogshit outa ya.. but i am far to beautifl you soil my hands on you today..when you start being nice ill let you live in MY zone
[Tell] -->Black Phaos.: ***
[Tell] Black Phaos.: strike 1
[Tell] -->Black Phaos.: you got down syndrom?
[Tell] Black Phaos.: i wanna give you my Syndrom down there.. but that strike 2
[Tell] -->Black Phaos.: go give that syndrom your mom downy
[Tell] Black Phaos.: you mad cause im turning you on?
[Tell] -->Black Phaos.: i think you are stupid
[Tell] Black Phaos.: lies
[Tell] -->Black Phaos.: you dont really think i would fall for some loser in game lmao?
[Tell] Black Phaos.: you want me
[Tell] Black Phaos.: winner in game and out babe
[Tell] Black Phaos.: sorry you cant have me
[Tell] -->Black Phaos.: FA SHO:::winner in fattest person on coh?
[Tell] Black Phaos.: lol fat
[Tell] Black Phaos.: you want my myspace or Facebook..dont you
[Tell] -->Black Phaos.: um..no?
[Tell] -->Black Phaos.: wanna see my facebook?
[Tell] -->Black Phaos.: so do you?
[Tell] Black Phaos.: i do..if your not hot..dont expect for me to speak with you again
[Tell] -->Black Phaos.: give me 2 bill on hero side and i will show ya my accnt
[Tell] Black Phaos.: 2 bill i dont have i have a life.. but i got enhances i aint usin if you are desperate
[Tell] -->Black Phaos.: which kind?
[Tell] Black Phaos.: a few apoc s and amegeds
[Tell] -->Black Phaos.: sure
Tell] Black Phaos.: i got everythin..wat yu need
[Tell] -->Black Phaos.: i will take set of apocs
[Tell] Black Phaos.: whats the word?
[Tell] -->Black Phaos.: word?
[Tell] Black Phaos.: yu got face book or myspace shorty
[Tell] -->Black Phaos.: FB
[Tell] Black Phaos.: friend me..with ya spunky a**
[Tell] -->Black Phaos.: first apoc set :O
[Tell] Black Phaos.: i wanna see it first
[Tell] -->Black Phaos.: maybe you dont even have anything :/
[Tell] Black Phaos.: you kidding me

i actually did try to convince him to gimmi purples for my FB accnt (lthat i surely would never give to this guy) but i guess someone told him i was bs'ing him ..or maybe that "jamacian" was lil smarter than i expected... oh well lol

That was hilarious. Total pimp status. I actually have a small bit of respect for him now.

On second thought, no I don't.

Multimedia Genius Submission

on other news..for price of beating him with HD, DR, TS on on my corr vs his tank i am now in el chidos sg and got few purples for free LOL

I miss the PvP trash talk!

Oh ****. Are you coming back AA?

[Arena] [Death Perfectionist]: i/ll take all of u nubs
[Arena] [Messiah Magus]: awesome
Death Perfectionist has left the event.

FCers still hate me

*for those who are bored*
WARNING LONG POST

[Tell] @Pilipino Super Hero: end reitana is a self proclaimed pvp king. leads the fite club police by disrupting duels in zones... but hes just an ******* trying to make his trolling legit..
[Tell] -->@Pilipino Super Hero: lol
[Tell] -->@Pilipino Super Hero: i am female just for record
[Tell] -->@Pilipino Super Hero: i am not king also
[Tell] -->@Pilipino Super Hero: and yes i am in FC police
[Tell] @Pilipino Super Hero: copy pasting a post
[Tell] -->@Pilipino Super Hero: from where lmao?
[Tell] -->@Pilipino Super Hero: where was that post lol?
[Tell] @Pilipino Super Hero: ] @EnD-Reitanna: and yes i am in FC polic
[Tell] -->@Pilipino Super Hero: lol
[Tell] @Tover Girl: lol fight club police. are you serious?
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: yep
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: was fun for a while untill they created arenalist
[Tell] @Tover Girl: why? are you that lame hah
[Tell] @Filipino Super Hero: [Tell] @Tomicles: end reitana is a self proclaimed pvp king. leads the fite club police by disrupting duels in zones... but hes just an ******* trying to make his trolling legit..
[Tell] @Tover Girl: do you interrupt fights?
[Tell] -->@Pilipino Super Hero: lmao
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: aye
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: i did
[Tell] @Tover Girl: and why
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: cuz that time ppl didnt do any pvp but FC
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: cuz i can
[Tell] @Filipino Super Hero: copy paste got cut off
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: if i am in zone i kill ppl
[Tell] @Tover Girl: how old are you?
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: 24
Tell] @Tover Girl: true age
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: i come to zones to pvp and not to watch someone hitting 1 2 3
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: yep 24
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: became 24 in oct if you really wanna know lol
[Tell] @Tover Girl: dont you see that is a bit goofy to be that guy that thinks he can make a difference
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: 1. i am a chick
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: 2. all i did was simply RP in pvp zones
[Tell] @Tover Girl: yeah me too.. but you doing that is a tad stupoid
[Tell] @Tover Girl: virtue?
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: as i said i went to pvp zones to pvp and not to watch tankers smash each other
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: nope
[Tell] @Tover Girl: and i didnt go to pvp to see rpers. should I harass you non stop?
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: but it was fun screaming FC POLICE ASSMEBLE!!
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: well i am not really RPer it is only time i ever do
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: but then again you can say all you want lmao
[Tell] @Tover Girl: im glad you did that while i was on break. id have destroyed you
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: i would simply go after orange names
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: many tried
[Tell] @Tover Girl: i never try
[Tell] @Tover Girl: i watched you before get bashed and log out
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: i usually play on stalker in RV so i doubt it would be that easy
[Tell] @Tover Girl: lol stalker in rv.
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: dude
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: the fact is
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: if you go in pvp zone
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: you get warning that you can get attacked by other players
[Tell] @Tover Girl: really? when?
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: i dont pay 15 bucks for watching some ppl smash each other
[Tell] @Tover Girl:
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: i pay 15 bucks to go to pvp and PVP
[Tell] @Tover Girl: fact is youre some loser with no life that cannot pvp well at all. and can only interrupt duels
[Tell] @Tover Girl: weve seen a million newbies like you
Tell] -->@Tover Girl: every time you enter pvp zone you get warning you gonna get attacked by other players
[Tell] Mr. Tinatra: wanna duel rq?
[Tell] -->Mr. Sinatra: lol
[Tell] @Tover Girl: il be here long after you leave to bigger and better things..
[Tell] -->Mr. Sinatra: not atm having fun convo
[Tell] Mr. Sinatra: ok
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: haha
[Tell] Mr. Tinatra: i just wanna stretch my wings
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: dude you rage too much
[Tell] @Tover Girl: maybe you should learn to pvp instead of just interrupting people fighting
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: oh i do pvp..but not in zones
[Tell] @Tover Girl: its ok for you to be an angry lil boy
ell] -->@Tover Girl: on arena son
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: i am a chick
[Tell] @Tover Girl: oh yer an arena? lmao.. controlled lamity
[Tell] @Tover Girl: dudes like you make me laugh
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: maybe so
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: but last tank who talked **** to me had to pay me 4 purples
[Tell] @Tover Girl: lets go in a box and fight
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: cuz he lost to me on arena with RV rules
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: do ya know black phaos?
[Tell] @Tover Girl: fight something real
[Tell] @Tover Girl: i came from real pvpers.. not these arena breeds youre used to fighting
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: lol
Tell] -->@Tover Girl: ok
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: if you say so
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: guess what
[Tell] @Tover Girl: i know so.
[Tell] @Tover Girl: youre a little boy with too much time on your hands?
[Tell] @Tover Girl: i already know
[Tell] @Tover Girl: *giggles*
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: idc lol i play this game how i see it and i dare you to force me to your rules
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: wrong
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: actually i dont play much under week due me being busy with university
[Tell] @Tover Girl: oh we will. if we see you in pvp. we will switch to whatever you arent and farm yuo..
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: lol ok
[Tell] @Tover Girl: about a month of that and yell get bored and go roleplay in atlas
[Tell] @Tover Girl: now run along "fight club police" haha
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: ah and if you think i am lil boy cuz of my english you are wrong again..i simply dont speak english thats it
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: i pvp for 2 years son
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: but w/e
[Tell] @Tover Girl: ive been here for 5. carry on
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: i said ppv
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: pvp
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: not how long i have played this game
[Tell] @Tover Girl: i was here the day arena opened the doors..
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: besides it doesnt matter lol i beat ppl who played this game for 5 years
[Tell] @Tover Girl: when you were playing pokemon online
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: never liked pokemons
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: they are for retarded
[Tell] @Tover Girl: just your speed
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: i dont think i insulted you in any way
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: now who is childish here
[Tell] @Tover Girl: i just despise idiots like you who come into zones and think youre a pvp god
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: id idnt say i am pvp god
[Tell] @Tover Girl: think you are doing something new .
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: i come to zones to kill ppl simple like this
Tell] @Tover Girl: and the only way you can is to fight people fighting other people
[Tell] @Tover Girl: i see
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: i can tell you why we started it
[Tell] @Tover Girl: good boy
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: one day i got annoyed by 1000 tells from random tanks saying duel me dueld me duel me
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: dude
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: i dun wanna duel if i am in zone i PVP there..ZONE PVP
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: if i want duel i ask for it on arena channel
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: now
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: apparently ppl who play tanks have short brain
[Tell] @Tover Girl: yes it makes perfect sense to leave the zone go all the way to arena to fight once then come back.. good owrk
[Tell] @Tover Girl: idiot
ell] -->@Tover Girl: and few issues ago it was that bad that ppl instead of pvping in RV would just sit around in tram station
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: i said ffff it i pvp here and not for youtube show
[Tell] @Tover Girl: go away now. im going to do big girl stuff while you role play
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: you guys have arenalist now stop QQing
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: lol
[Tell] -->@Tover Girl: dont rage so much i played by rules of pvp Zones you played within rules of pvp zone

Chasing down a Stalker on my Blaster and before I finish him off he Hibernates and says...

"lulz u fail"

oh i got one...so i was running around on my fire/psi dom and some really kewl tank
"look at dat nub wit bonfire"
*i threw down bonfire next to him*
"HEY *** IM NOT DONE WIT THIS TOON YET!!!"
"oh my bad, its just u kinda hurt me on the inside"
" ignored"
"lol ok just watch ur mouth lil buddy *wink*"
"I WOULD WRECK U!!! duel me"


so we agreed on the rules..no HD, NO TS so basic arena rules
beat him 7-0
"u cheated u killed my end"
"its a power...called drain psi"
"its cheating u dont see me using phase"
"well why dont u?"
"cuz im alot better than you"
"ok thats why i won.."
"whatever helps u sleep at night"
"ok"
"ur mom was good on my jock last night"
"oh great another yo mama joke"
"thats what your mom said last nigh"
"thats why u have a gay stepcuhzin that waters my lawn :P"

he than left the zone....than invited me to an AE samurai farm...

Probably old news, but without a doubt the best trashtalk I've EVER seen. It's in the comment section:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaIcv...eature=related