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[Broadcast] Project 3X: maybe thy thought u was just slow like daddy u know he is a german shepard


 

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Originally Posted by Neuronia View Post

Some very, very, very odd people and playstyles out there.

Odd? No.


Dumb as hell? Yes.


 

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"You talk too much for a pinata."


 

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'' Girls cant PVP ''


:x

<3 Yw for the deaths ^.~


Soon�

 

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Originally Posted by Neuronia View Post
And he just couldn't be placated, until he fought a Psy/EM
Hah, I see what you did there.


@macskull, @Not Mac | XBL: macskull | Steam: macskull | Skype: macskull
"One day we all may see each other elsewhere. In Tyria, in Azeroth. We may pass each other and never know it. And that's sad. But if nothing else, we'll still have Rhode Island."

 

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Originally Posted by El_Nino View Post
all you do is trow ice

all you do is trow fiyr

i cant 1v1 i trow healz

i wont arean yuo im to nervice
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Originally Posted by b_witched

"it must be hard to pvp and eat dog at the same time..."
These are classics that should never be forgotten.


 

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a favorite of mine when i am on my blaster,
f****** OP blasters,so cant wait when they nerfed...


"You may find that having is not so pleasing a thing as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true."

 

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Originally Posted by Trekie View Post
a favorite of mine when i am on my blaster,
f****** OP blasters,so cant wait when they nerfed...
It's funny because it's tru.


 

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Originally Posted by MishiiLove View Post
'' Girls cant PVP ''


:x

<3 Yw for the deaths ^.~
"Hey, boy, you got small pvp!"

"Hey boy, You got raked by a gurl!"


 

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A few villains attack a scrapper and a troller. The troller gets killed. The scrapper pops a bunch of purples and starts running back to the hero base. Right when he's about to die, the troller tps him back to the base and says:

"You guys may have killed me, but you'll never get Kid Dynomite out from under me!"

Angry peacebringer taunts me:

"You're just mad cause I have more credit than you"


Blacklisted
"I'AM SATANS FAVORITE CHILD!!"

 

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Still classic to this day

"you need 4 accounts to win..."


 

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lol... was just in RV on a stalker with another stalker... Regen scrapper saying he can't be killed us, 10 seconds later he's dead

Scrapper - "That didn't count because I wasn't looking at my health bar"


 

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Originally Posted by B_Witched View Post
Still classic to this day

"you need 4 accounts to win..."
That and

"Don't talk to me like you know me. I created evolution!" -MwGhost

"Nowai son i got regin" -Rystorm

"You can't beat me cus I'm on steroids YeAAAAAAAAAH" -JOSE CANSECO

"I wanna be a PvP hero cuz PvP heroes are good!" - MwGhost

"Get raked" - Tox

"I OWN 80 STORES!!!" - Lynchmob aka Mr. Jim

"Vert, someone told me that you are a big lion" - Mykonos


 

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god I remember the days of freedom....I forget his name but he played a stalker who would drone himself and stay there whenever az came in the zone with blade on emp...to protest blaster emp combo OP'ed ness...lol


 

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From a global channel today - random terrible Justice PvPer (a colleague of our good friend Sentry4) returns to the game and immediately begins to trash talk after I greet him in what would be considered (by his own standards) a friendly manner.

Names changed to protect the stupid.

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[Random global]Not Mac: woah it's dimwittie
[Random global]Dimwittie: ...
[Random global]Dimwittie: You still holding grudges from when i smashed you around rv mac
[Random global]Not Mac: ....lol
[Random global]Not Mac: it's hard to smash someone around from the hospital
[Random global]Dimwittie: I see
[Random global]Dimwittie: short memory hey
[Random global]Bystander 2: shhh, mac growed up and moved to freedum
[Random global]Dimwittie: lol if you cant get kills on justice you move to freedom where the numbers are, nice work
[Random global]Not Mac: obviously your time away hasn't changed anything, good to know
[Random global]Dimwittie: lol good players sure thing Mac
[Random global]Not Mac: i'm sorry, how many ladder pvpers still play on justice?
[Random global]Not Mac: i'm pretty sure i know everyone of them, and i can count them on one hand
[Random global]Not Mac: (hint: one of them is talking to you)
[Random global]Dimwittie: rofl
[Random global]Bystander 1: 17.4
[Random global]Kelha: what's a ladder pvper?
[Random global]Bystander 2: ::sniff sniff::
[Random global]Bystander 2: i smell a fight
[Random global]Dimwittie: this isnt a path you want to walk down mac, you always got smashed around in pvp by hard knocks and myself
[Random global]Not Mac: lol hard knocks
[Random global]Not Mac: bringing up that SG proves my point and not yours, nice try
[Random global]Dimwittie: I can give Vin a call and get him to pop on for a min if you like
[Random global]Bystander 2: rounds you move up in kel
[Random global]Kelha: ok.......
[Random global]Not Mac: sorry, i graduated from fiteklub school a long time ago
[Random global]Kelha: what's so special about those
[Random global]Dimwittie: I see your ego has gotten bigger mac
[Random global]Not Mac: bahahaha
[Random global]Dimwittie: i'm sorry to inform you your skills havnt been boosted as much as your ego
[Random global]Not Mac: Kelha .... ladder = test ladder
[Random global]Bystander 2: meh, im just poppin pocorn
[Random global]Bystander 2: popcorn*
[Random global]Not Mac: right, i'm sure that's why just about any decent pvper on this server will tell you i am one of the top 3 PvP emps
[Random global]Not Mac: i MUST be terrible
[Random global]Dimwittie: LMFAO
[Random global]Kelha: *cogh*
[Random global]Not Mac: wait
[Random global]Dimwittie: ROFL
[Random global]Kelha: cough*
[Random global]Not Mac: aren't you the guy who wanted to duel me with no inspires that one time?
[Random global]Dimwittie: hahahahahaha
[Random global]Dimwittie: enough said mac
[Random global]Not Mac: you should post on the forums again
[Random global]Dimwittie: lol here we go
[Random global]Not Mac: they would like you there, now that juggernaut is scared to go on
[Random global]Kelha: mac if you're one of the top 3 pvp emps, i'm one of the top 2
[Random global]Dimwittie: wanna arena mac?
[Random global]Dimwittie: arena me
[Random global]Not Mac: i'm on an STF at the moment, but i'd be happy to when i'm done.
[Random global]Dimwittie: i havent forgetten how to pvp
[Random global]Dimwittie: sure thing lol
[Random global]Not Mac: let me guess, you'll bring an elec/therm and expect me to duel without inspires?
[Random global]Not Mac: (because that takes skill)
[Random global]Dimwittie: quick to jump to conclusions mac
[Random global]Dimwittie: fail
[Random global]Kelha: i think it's more skill to pvp without insps
[Random global]Not Mac: i'm sorry, it's just the kind of thing you'd do
[Random global]Dimwittie: nail on the head kelha
[Random global]Dimwittie: but mac hasnt got skill
[Random global]Not Mac: spoken like someone with no clue at all, you've not changed one bit =)
[Random global]Dimwittie: we will see
[Random global]Not Mac: because the minute you take inspires out of the equation it becomes more about build than anything else including skill
[Random global]Not Mac: and THAT is balance!
[Random global]Not Mac: seriously though, what do you have?
[Random global]Dimwittie: all my builds are better than yours mac i dont need inspirations but you can use them you make you even
[Random global]Dimwittie: i've got 12 pvp toons mac could be anything all are capable of beating your toons
[Random global]Not Mac: k
[Random global]Dimwittie: And FYI being an emp in pvp doesnt make you a pvper your nothing but a heal and run toon..... lol
[Random global]Not Mac: i'm sure you'd be happy to fight me, as long as the rules we agree on make it in your favor from the very beginning
[Random global]Dimwittie: lol making excuses already
[Random global]Not Mac: yeah... that was an excuse, alright
[Random global]Dimwittie: less talk hurry up and finish your tf so i can fraps this fight
[Random global]Not Mac: also, let's see you hop on an emp and stay alive in a 10-minute 2v2 kthx
[Random global]Dimwittie: lol still not pvp....
[Random global]Kelha: mmk
[Random global]Kelha: i will
[Random global]Dimwittie: im sure i can run around for 10 mins and hide
[Random global]Not Mac: so two teams fighting each other isn't pvp?
[Random global]Not Mac: when did this happen?
[Random global]Dimwittie: and kelha will out emp you anyday
[Random global]Dimwittie: ANYDAY
[Random global]Not Mac: lolololololololololl
[Random global]Not Mac: someone pinch me, is this a dream?
[Random global]Kelha: <--main pvp is an emp
[Random global]Kelha: <---main toon is an emp
[Random global]Not Mac: congratulations jordz, you can stand in melee range and click buttons until someone dies
[Random global]Not Mac: that = skill
[Random global]Dimwittie: lol here we go
[Random global]Kelha: kiting really is a lsot art
[Random global]Dimwittie: i hear a small violin playing in the background for you mac
[Random global]Not Mac: travel powers are an exploit
[Random global]Dimwittie: lolol
[Random global]Dimwittie: Yeah your a real pvper lol
[Random global]Not Mac: (that was sarcasm, by the way)
[Random global]Kelha: although when ii'm playign my controller or widow and i kite on melee toons they make fun of me for it
[Random global]Great Hope: group hug everyone!
[Random global]Not Mac: yes, we've already established that the people who laugh at inspires, kiting, or phasing are tards, next bad argument please
[Random global]Kelha: for some reason scrappers and brutes think i should use my ranged attacks from a melee distance
[Random global]Dimwittie: Phasing? i got phase on my stalker . .
[Random global]Dimwittie: i might smash you with him actually
[Random global]Not Mac: roffles


@macskull, @Not Mac | XBL: macskull | Steam: macskull | Skype: macskull
"One day we all may see each other elsewhere. In Tyria, in Azeroth. We may pass each other and never know it. And that's sad. But if nothing else, we'll still have Rhode Island."

 

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Mac you are a popular man it seems


 

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And FYI being an emp in pvp doesnt make you a pvper your nothing but a heal and run toon..... lol


AT LAST...I HAVE A NEW SIG.


 

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Some actual youtube of dinwoodie, dude has been special for a long time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkdF68yuQZw



Mac you need to talk them into a 2v2, I will be your huckleberry.




And yes that heal and run toon line is an instant classic.


Duel me.
I will work on my sig pic more when I have time.

 

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Originally Posted by ConFlict View Post
Some actual youtube of dinwoodie, dude has been special for a long time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkdF68yuQZw



Mac you need to talk them into a 2v2, I will be your huckleberry.




And yes that heal and run toon line is an instant classic.
Srsly? RoF and Burn? Hes fighting a freaking Blaster. That **** hardly flies in zones.


 

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Funny part is, of all the toons he could've picked to duel me with he was going to use his Stalker, which would've been the easiest one to at least tie with. Unfortunately the duel never happened - I was just finishing up an STF on Freedom, told him I'd be about 5 minutes, and he logged as I was switching. I really do need to post that link for him next time I see him on, I'm sure he'd love it.


@macskull, @Not Mac | XBL: macskull | Steam: macskull | Skype: macskull
"One day we all may see each other elsewhere. In Tyria, in Azeroth. We may pass each other and never know it. And that's sad. But if nothing else, we'll still have Rhode Island."

 

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I am sad now:

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[Tell] [YOU ARE HIDDEN]@FixMySink?: I dont even have to watch it to know what it is, Mac that wasnt you lets fight
[Tell] [YOU ARE HIDDEN]@FixMySink?: Your not a good pvper, you never were never will be DInwoodie = a pve toon son hence fire fire, ive got plenty of pvp toons like i said your no pvp, attending a pvp zone doesnt make you a pvper let alone a good one lols gg son dont reply lol


@macskull, @Not Mac | XBL: macskull | Steam: macskull | Skype: macskull
"One day we all may see each other elsewhere. In Tyria, in Azeroth. We may pass each other and never know it. And that's sad. But if nothing else, we'll still have Rhode Island."

 

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[Tell] (Generic Censored Name Here): Its harder kill on a blaster then a stalker, specilly on a psy/em, ST got nerfed and now the whole set sux. If you think it harder to get kills on stalker, your bad son.

^^^

Obviously

(ST=Scramble thoughts)


 

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... I have not seen one good Psi Blaster with Scramble Thoughts in their build, either before or after I13.


@macskull, @Not Mac | XBL: macskull | Steam: macskull | Skype: macskull
"One day we all may see each other elsewhere. In Tyria, in Azeroth. We may pass each other and never know it. And that's sad. But if nothing else, we'll still have Rhode Island."

 

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Originally Posted by macskull View Post
I am sad now:
You know mac, on Victory server we have a number of people like dimwittle there. Luckily most of them left with I13.

I remember one from when this random Thugs/Poison MM challenged my cousin's not-pvp speced Fire/Regen scrap. The Thugs/Poison clamed he was some sort of super anti-melee specialist (lol I know).

So he agrees to fight, and immediately rushes in with MOG to avoid the initial debuff, FSC, Fire breath, Kills all but the bruiser, and then drops him shortly after. He does this many times and ends up beating him 4 to 2. Keep in mind, both were using insps too, and he tells him, "lol well that was a waste of my time, you poping all those pills." And logs out.

Another one was pre I13, in RV when I managed to detoggle and kill a granite brute with my Mind/FF controller.

"Is there anyone here who's NOT an FOTM ***** build?"


Former King of PWNZ
Franziska Von Karma says you will listen to every word I say.

 

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I just find it amazing that the people that are worst at PvP are also worst at trash talk.


@macskull, @Not Mac | XBL: macskull | Steam: macskull | Skype: macskull
"One day we all may see each other elsewhere. In Tyria, in Azeroth. We may pass each other and never know it. And that's sad. But if nothing else, we'll still have Rhode Island."